+1 Dr. Helix's recommendation for Crimson.

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So I fucked up and spaced out curing the Bacon until last night, so it likely won't be smoked by Xmas. But better late than never!

3 kinds this time, regular, hatch red chile and pepper n herbs. All with a dash of maple syrup.

Token wrote:
The supermarket hog and cursed Cornish Cross chicken is a curse and insult that led to the all American bland palette.

A-fucking-men brother.


What breeds you running on your ol hog farm there? Our last batch was red wattle x berkshire. You have boars and sows? Ever have weaners available?

I'd take bacon over maggots any day.

Especially home cured and smoked

Got some bellies in the freezer from this years hog, hope to have time to get it cured and smoked by the solstice...

To be clear, my statement above was in reference the Democratic and Republican parties as political institutions. Both of them corrupt as shit and not representing the interests of people like you and me. A dog and pony show to keep us divided and fighting. Total good cop/bad cop bullshit. Remember ...

Just cause one team has a better batting average doesn't mean the whole game ain't a bunch of bullshit.

how many maggots did you have for breakfast today?

My next art car will be built on a street sweeper. All crew members outfitted with gasoline powered leaf blowers.



This shit is supposed to be dusty.

Heavy Fucking Metal.



Listen to this shit and go fuck some shit up you motherfuckers.

BBadger wrote:Man, paragraphs sure are awesome.

Damnit beat me to the punch.

Holy crap.

Way to reel that one in guys.

Although I'm kinda bummed I missed out on the action.

Next year I'm outfitting it with jackhammers and a subsoiler.

Pound harder!

Maybe if they weren't waving knives around at innocent burners all the time more people would be inclined to leave less of a mess for DPW to deal with.

Hippie Love Fest version 25.0

Once a divot or pothole forms and subsequently fills with water, every time a tire rolls through it splashes the turbid water out and makes the pothole worse.

Not exactly Science Rockets here folks.

The Black Hole is the GP&E (Gate Perimeter and Exodus) Bar - Not DPW Given this, the least you could have done was complain about gate road while you were there. Hah! Nowhere in the rules does it say DPW (or anyone) has to be nice to people. Radical inclusion also means you're included in the D...

I live in the country. Lotsa dirt roads and driveways. Winter time is when they get fucked up and the potholes get worse. Standing water on the road surface coupled with traffic fucks up unsealed roads.

And really, trying to mitigate dust at Burning Man?? Its fucking dusty. Get over it.

I think that spraying the roads with water might exacerbate the problem.

Stop. Dumping. Water. All. Over. The. Fucking. Roads.

FWIW, LEO's cannot legally enter or search your home without a warrant or consent. Campers, RV's and motorhomes are considered an extension of your home in the legal system.

Moral of the story: do not let the pigs into your camper/RV/motorhome unless they have a warrant.

Screwing a lag into the playa with an impact driver is probably way easier on your wrists than the damn sledge hammer and yanking those stakes back out. If you can use a drill, you shouldn't have any problem with the lag screws. Use an impact driver though, it will be easier than a drill/hammer drill.

You want to be a member of DAN, membership includes medivac. You don't need to purchase their dive or travel insurance.

Sham wrote:Art cars and mutant vehicles are not allowed to mimic anything that appears to be a law enforcement vehicle.

Used to be emergency vehicles of any kind and then the Walter guys built a giant fire truck and they changed the rules.

Another option: Divers Alert Network. It's a club thing that provides resources and insurance options to it's members. Specifically designed for the needs of scuba divers, but you don't have to be a diver or purchase dive insurance to become a member. My partner and I pay $55 a year for a family mem...

If you setup a secondary kitchen exclusively for permitted food prep and retain the first one for exclusively private prep (for under 120 people or whatever the # is this year) then only the kitchen that is permitted and serving food to the public is subject to inspection and/or liability by NV heal...

I don't understand how someone would want to spend the entirety of their lives consuming meat from styrofoam packages with no idea or connection as to what actually goes into producing the meat or where it's from.. I personally believe that if someone is going to eat meat from a dead animal they sho...

The Bonerpillar is now a free agent. Unfortunately we will be taking 2017 off in order to re-group and re-energize for future appearances of the Bonerpillar. Talk about a tough fucking decision but sometimes life is about making hard choices. I'm pretty bummed to have to announce this to you guys bu...

anything beyond yesterday is pretty blurry..

I think it was spicy and exotic.

The sacred is only sacred when it can be profaned.


Get the fuck over yourself and your "enlightened" bullshit and let us heathens blaspheme in peace.