Sock puppets are so 1990's. Trolls are in!

Finally, another Mensa member that I can relate to!

Eric wrote:I thought about making a sock to for "unofficial" posts, but it would be so transparently me I decided against it.

Who in the world would make an alter-ego just for making unofficial posts? That's just craziness!

Socks suck, but trolls are good. We should play a game called "Match the Socks"!
If people were more up front with the identity of their socks, we could end world hunger and have peace in the world as well.

moonrise wrote:If it's a human, must be crazy to F*ck with a New Yorker!

Some of us just do it for sport!
Go Red Sox!

Hey, this is funny shit!

Shambala wrote:I will check back often in hopes of finding something entertaining and that doesn't make me gag the dry heaves--------
LIKE THIS:
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pinemom wrote:Each one of us has a eplaya face, and some of us have Socks.

Not me!

jizzelleJ wrote:it's better to stay on topic: burning man is stupid and gay.

Well, I'm convinced that he's not a troll! Trust me on this one.

Say vil der daygo, towzen buses ina row.
No jo, demiz truks, no wats inem, cowz an duks!


Edited to correct my spelling error!

You eplayans can be so judgemental. Give her/him/it a chance.

You go, boy/girl/kid!

I think all you socks stink!

Shambala wrote:I have some Ecstasy and several pounds of marijuana I am trying to smuggle into the event. Can you help me?

Shut up Sham, you'll ruin this for everyone!

jkisha wrote:Personally, I hate socks and find no reason anyone on a board would or even should have one. But I posted a welcome because that is what I do for everyone that posts in the Introduce Yourself! forum.

jk

I think this is all a swell idea. How about JohnPaulQuilliard's sock as a name?

AnyPlace wrote:Do people have actual conversations in this place? This is how they work: you make a comment and I respond. Simple, yes? If u dont want me to respond, then stop commenting. Otherwise, you'll be getting more of the same.

You're so smart. Tell me more Mr. Wizard!

Haha! I got a question for you. I am trying to join the Troll Poster's Union, and they want to know how tall I am. Can they discriminate against me if I'm over 6 inches tall? How do you handle something like this? I have an idea that I might just start writing letters to them with inane information...

This whole trolling thing is kind of new to me. Am I supposed to irritate and annoy everyone, or is it just certain people? Are other trolls exempt from my "sand in the bathing suit" antics?
Someone help me--I need guidance.

burningquestions wrote:This thread sucks.

You're wrong!

Hey burningquestions. I'm bringing my own bridge that we can camp under. You're welcome to join us. Bring all your various personalities and we'll have a huge camp. I'm thinking of naming it "Prove Me Wrong Camp"! Whaddaya think?

Fuck bacon, I want mushrooms! (sophomoric smiley)

MisaBlue wrote:Gawd...where are some young and attractive people to get some answers!

I'm right here for you Misa. If things don't work out between me and AntiM, you're number 2 on my list!
Just for the record, "young and attractive" is my middle name!

I wanna be a troll!! Can I bike to Burning Man and will someone give me a ticket when I get there I'll give you a massage and I'll help you build your camp and I'm really really cool and we can talk about rainbows and sunsets and I make a really wicked kambucha and.... oh, pay for me, pay for me, e...

Go away you damn kids with your droopy drawers and your uncombed dirty hair and all that crap stuck in your face and why the hell do you have so many tattoos because only sailors and gangsters have tattoos and I'm not afraid of you because I have a gun in my closet and Jeebus in my heart get off my...

MisaBlue wrote: And, please, dont forget to read the Burning Man Survival Guide
Welcome to eplaya!

Thanks for the welcome MisaBlue. No need to read the guide. I have been going to the burn since 1970 and Harvey Larry and I are the best of friends!

perhaps, before that, you may want to visit the spelling and thesaurus thread........near the dictionary and, elocution one......... unless, of course, your use of "closet" was purposeful. Hey, I spelt evra ting write. Prove me wrong. I'll bet you cant. See, I'm always write. Someone, prove me wron...

Hey yoose fellow burner people. What is the closet hotel to the main entrance.
Peace out and burn on!