Hello all, I'm assuming that most socially-awkward burgins had a hard time finding a comfortable place on the playa. I sure as hell did. There wasn't a room I could hide in if I felt overwhelmed; nothing but a thin piece of nylon and a double-sided zipper (and I'm not talking about my uber-raver-son...

Hey, Eric. I'm looking for some tickets and a cool camp to join. Can I have happy-fun times with you, making sausage smoothies while talking about the Golden Girls? I promise I'm not lame. Double-promise.

Hey, Hottlotus. How do you harvest your rainbow flavoring (i.e., where do you go unicorn hunting?)

@chris

What's this "Survival Guide" you speak of?

I knew all my meth-fueled fantasies filled with hookers and funnel cakes would come true! Here's to an awesome week!

Hello, all you lovely burners! This will be my first trip out to the Black Rock City and I haven't a clue as to what to expect. How much do hookers cost? What type of spoon should I bring to cook my meth? Will I get fined for break-dancing at midnight? These are questions that have been burning (har...