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by WallstreetPanic
Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:18 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: top douche bags fucktards at BM 2010
Replies: 713
Views: 84470

Costco Bartender with Shakey Hands

For those of you that have been following this thread from the beginning, I just want to say that the Costco bartender with the shakey hands is the best bartender on the playa. His shakey hands don't allow him to portion out alcohol in any reasonable fashion so his drinks are the strongest.[/u]
by WallstreetPanic
Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:01 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Costco Soul Mates... find one?
Replies: 21
Views: 4362

Troll?? I'm a proud Costco employee since 2001! If we facilitate a marriage or divorce, that's relationship progress! That's something we are proud of. And to answer your question, we prevent a sausage-fest by requiring our customers to bring in a member of their preferred gender, i.e. a het male cu...
by WallstreetPanic
Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:03 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Costco Soul Mates... find one?
Replies: 21
Views: 4362

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is responsible for over 25 marriages and only half as many divorces.

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