"Playa wife"? R u sure? I'd never. Apology accepted.

Elorrum, yr mind's in the gutter! I learned that phrase on the playa and it does NOT connote conjugal relations. Simply, it's a mutually beneficial relationship, which lasts for the burn only. You no like?

if yr wife won't come (or you haven't got one), I'll do the domestic drudge in exchange 4 space.

Are you still living in the XXth century? I camped in an rv @ Hushville last year. It was run on solar!

What a waste! (boo hoo)

Aloha burners-- I'm coming via SF and looking for space in an rv (and bike?) in exchange for experienced "playa wife" services. Prefer seniors; prefer Hushville; will consider all offers! I am very quiet, neat and clean and have the wildest costumes on the playa. Like to dance all night and sleep la...

last (my burgin) year, I gave out $1,000,000 bils as one of my gifts (lollies were the others). These are way cooler-- tanx!

life's 4 burnin'
Playa Nai`a

Now, if the burner who got the fre rv would like to share space... I'm a second-time burner from Maui, looking for gig as "playa wife." Please advise.

life's 4 burnin'
Playa Nai`a

Aloha!
Coming from Maui via SF. Second burn, with experience as "playa wife." I can make your trip very smooth, in exchange for a space aboard. I'm a very cool senior, who likes to dance all night, then sleep a bit. Have you got a camp space for the rv?
life's 4 burnin'
Playa Nai`a

BDC rox! I got desperate in Reno and caught a ride to SF with an unknown guy who posted in cl. He was cute, kinda weird, but did drop me at the door. Next morning, I find my laptop missing. Call him all day-- no reply. Finally, he calls and tells me where to meet him. Just as we arrive there, he cal...

order a case in Reno now

course, water's too dull-- bring organic citrus to slice/squeeze/add?
a little goes a loooong way

Wanna play 2, so, puh-leeeze, serve softdrinx!

Nai`a
Maui, HI

former catwalk pro, solo performance artiste, clown and acting teacher

Nai`a
[fembot]

Ditto, me!

Nai`a
Maui virgin