Hello! Urgent!!! Grasshoppa from Hushville needs a lift from LA to Black Rock City (and back, if possible)!!! His fellow insects are without tickets this year. If you are starting from LA, I can pay my part of the gas for a lift! I wish to arrive early morning on the 27th. Unfortunately I have to wo...

@Figjam: hahah!!! It's all good. =)

Um, @Cryptofishist/Figjam: Nice post, but "cue" is spelled "cue," not que.
You were probably thinking of queue, which means a line of people.

Dude, did I mention that sucks?

What are cranks and rings?

I got spanked on my way to the Man Burn. Was it the rill dill? It was a girl what did the spanking, not a robot. It hurt, but...actually, it did feel kinda good...=b

Gosh, that sucks.

Does anybody know the camp just off 4:00 and Edinburgh that left all their water; several bags of trash; bins full of half-eaten food and old canned food; *plus a bunch of their bikes, across from Hushville? They had a two-story scaffold-looking thing with a large brown tarp covering it and a sign t...

This is Barter Bob talking through Grasshoppa: "Sorry. My bad. I must have been high on Coke. (I drank like 11 of them that day.) Ooopsie. Ok, I have to go pee now..."