Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Works pretty well, doesn't it!

Arrows tumbling just like the butterflies in my tummy...

The Taking of K-129 by Josh Dean

A true story of how the CIA stole a Russian sub off the floor of the Pacific in the 70's.

https://www.amazon.com/Taking-K-129-Rus ... 1101984430

Safe, but not as safe as the other ones

A man sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As he's waiting he hears a small voice, "Nice shirt." He looks around, but doesn't see anyone else aside from the tender at the far end of the bar. "Great tie," The voice says again. Confused the man continues to look around. "Wow, you're handsome," the l...

I don't think DGS should out number main sale tickets. Agreed. As someone who can only reasonably make it back Home every few years (damn default responsibilities), I'm not able to truly involve with any one group that fall under DGS and am stuck with the rest of the masses hovering over our mouse ...

*Has a seat and looks around*

Hey, I remember some of you!

*Rye for me*

Elderberry wrote:Well of course you were not only remembered, but missed. My partner has asked me several times about you and I just keep telling him you dont login here anymore. You going next year?

Well I'm touched!

Yes, that's the plan as of now. Should everything work out, I'll be sure to come by this year.

How many Hipster Burners does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you probably wouldn't get it... Damn Asherbeez, welcome back. Longtime no see. from 2011?? Hey! I'm still around, though more lurking than anything as of late. Was at the burn last year, but missed the mee...

Savannah wrote:Aww.

I felt the love. Quite literally, in fact!

My birthday tends to fall while I'm on the Playa. Last trip home, an announcement was made at a neighboring camp of Aussies that it was my birthday. I was promptly bent over an art car, and received the appropriate number of spanks from all the members of said camp. So there's that, if it's your thi...

12:03 start and 4:05 finish. Stay strong everyone and see you back home!

ygmir wrote:

Asherbeez wrote:

MisaBlue wrote:Right here

Nice!!! Gotta love those Derby girls!

do you know Misa? if not, you're missing a true "Jewel of the desert".

I met her at the MnG in 2011, though I don't know that she would remember me...

MisaBlue wrote:Right here

Nice!!! Gotta love those Derby girls!

Absolutely!

TPBM is trying to be realistic about their projects for the playa this year.

Oh, most definitely! I also sense the coming of a new Thunderdome Champion.

TPBM really ought to be doing something more productive but has zero fucks to give today.

Almost every night! Though doing so does occasionally put a damper on reality.

TPBM wishes they capable of lucid dreaming.

Looking at your build, I'd have to second the smaller spacing between ribs. The other bit that I've had great success with is drawing the tarp as tight as possible around the frame. This helps and billowing of the tarp in the wind and also acts as a secondary support for the structure. Also consider...

Fricking AWESOME. I would kill to see that thing go up at night. I've been spoiled living close enough for the last few years to Cape Canaveral and seeing shuttle launches in person. Nothing short of mindblowingly spectacular. Right!? Just watching the take off was pretty amazing but then having th...

I came across this video today of a group that put a "homemade" rocket into space. It was launched from our very own black rock and flew 121,000' into the sky. The video is a bit long but the views of the BR are pretty amazing! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvDqoxMUroA[/youtube] Here's the...

Non-eplayans or not, I had a wonderful time and was happy to finally meet a bunch of you! It's always fun to put faces to avatars. Thanks again for hosting, Doc, and thanks to everyone that contributed something (whether it was food, drink, conversation, or body art) Oh and I had totally forgotten a...

Sadly default life got in the way and no hammers were swung. I am excited to see the crew's final product though!

Yup! And another after that, most likely!

TPBM is especially fed up with work today

After learning about these a year ago, I have waited till the last minute to decide I'm gonna try to make one. I know I can get all the parts locally and will have the time but have a question on connecting the fan and pump to the battery. I read through many of the pages in this post and even trie...

Sail Man wrote:Ohhh, are these posting vouchers, or non-posting vouchers? Can anybody vouch for that?

I'm sure some one can validate the validity of that statement in the most valid way possible

AntiM wrote:I'm not posting here
I'm not posting here
I'm not posting here

You most definitely are not, and I will vouch for that!

DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE! Woo!

dear Eplaya, its so very difficult to write this but i feel its best to honest about these things, it's not that i dont care for you, but there is someone else, she has always been there. In fact it's how i met you but she wasn't ready to commit. I really feel bad about this but now i have confirma...