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... would ghettoize participants... Don't type that too loudly ... some of the kids might think it'd be cool to be ghettoized. Case in point: Yesterday, some dork I work with came into the office wearing flip-flops, raggedy jeans, an old Polo shirt and ... a trucker's ball cap. He looked ridiculous...

Ivy wrote:

i specifically don't have kids so i can have sex instead.

Second that.

No comment ... ya sex-starved phreaks.

Yeah, but at least Ivy's smilies have that extra special ... grin (?).

Much better than it was in MB, at least for me. My tribe here is much more conducive to my way of thinking, doing and living. S.C., by and large, seemed a bit stifling for burners. (Or, we just couldn't find any phellow phire pholk.)

Ya missed me by a year. Moved from Myrtle Beach, land of golf courses, strip clubs, T-shirt shops and cheap seafood, to Tampa, land of ... uh, other stuff, last year. Where are you?

Well, I would've been there but I need more notice ... waaaah!

Lydia Love wrote:Have you checked the "top ten posters" thing in the memberslist yet?

If you still feel pathetic you can at least know you're not as pathetic as some...of...us...

Quiet you!

Ivy wrote:I have been on the eplaya, amongst a few other websites, all evening tonight and I am feeling terribly pathetic about it.

Gawds, what a loser!

(Hope you can find that hidden SMOOOCH in there somewhere...)

Jane Eric wrote:I guess there's two places to Fuck! on the e-playa these days.

There's always a place to Fuck!

clandyone wrote:(i feel so dirty.)

You've been off the playa for better than a week now! You should be clean -- er, wait a second, you meant "dirty" like ... oh, I get it. Hehhehheh.

(Man, I fuckin' KILL me sometimes. Just kill, K-I-L-L...)

Lots o' words from lots o' people. Ouch, my head hurts! Center Camp lost most of its appeal for me a couple of years ago ... BEFORE I camped with the BRCPO. Even last year, when I was at the PO 24/7 (seemed that way anyhow), the cafe just seemed to reminiscent of some large concert or something. I ...

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

FUCKETY-FUCK-FUCK!

FUCK!!!

Whew...

tempest wrote:I guess I should change my e-playa name too now.l It all gets so confusing.

I like TNT, don't get me wrong, but give us something to stick to. (Some of us old farts are easily confused after all ...) [Insert sickening smiley-face emotidrone of your choice here.]

herself for the thread About a hundred of the hippies the woman who sat on my leg in the room full of balls. You were very cute with the preppy look in the middle of that crazy circus. the naked couple who came up to us on in the middle of the playa Thursday night and had some water Sinderfella The...

PJ wrote:

Ivy wrote:...sometimes I get tired of being the instigator.

Males get bored with continual rejection. Call it 'resignation' or call it 'giving up', whatever. After enough years most of 'em just get passive.

Excellent point, PJ. (Not that it's one that aplies to me. Nope, no way, uh-uh...)

Ivy wrote:It's just that sometimes I get tired of being the instigator.

Uh, well, next time you want to be instigated ... oh, fuck. Never mind. (HAR!)

Mebbe ... but if'n yer so slow, mebbe YOU should leave a day or two earlier, so's not to slow down the herd...

Ha! Phukkin' hippies! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm not asking for sexual violence when I walk around by myself, I'd like to see them try anything. Me too! It'd probably seem like a fight scene out of "Rush Hour 3." (Or maybe the chipper-shredder incident in "Fargo" ...) But still, a bit of a mind toward safety never hurt. I keep a sort of silen...

(OK, OK, ya got me...) I missed this year's event -- it was one of my sick days -- but from what I've heard and read I think maybe the party needs a few gatekeepers: largish individuals (wearing black executioner's hoods, natch), armed with nasty-looking axes and hammers, slapping collars on unescor...

Someone on one of the other BM lists I'm on asked why we don't burn 4 times a year and I replied that if it happened all the time, it wouldn't be special. To me, the fact that it exsists for such a short period of time makes it special. YMMV. Hear, hear. I "party" with burners all the time in Flori...

Lydia Love wrote:Elitist and naive

Ahhh, what would you know anyway? Yer elitist and naive. (Or so I've heard.)

princess strych-9 wrote:

casnimot wrote:

princess strych-9 wrote: if any more burners join this thread we're going to need a fucking lubricant

My hands are covered in grease from my non-fuck-tional truck. Doezzat count?

well of course!

[Enter, stage left] Howdy folks! What's goin' on?
[Cue phat-phunky bassline ...]

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

tempest wrote:I apologize for lurkin' at the meet n' greet. I was a bit sand blasted and mellow by the time I actually found the bistro. Those were smashing good quesadillas though, mmm.

Wait a sec ... DL says we're rock stars, so we don't gotta apologize for nothin'. PHUCK YOU, PEASANTS!

Wow, well done, Fang!

Doh, yer in Cali-porn-eye-ay. Nebbermind. (But say hey if you make it back here!)

Most likely between Tampa and Orlando, or just southwest of Orlando (centrally located). There's a rather large tract of land there used for a hanggliding business, and some of the Phlorida Phambly have an in with them. (Hehhehheh...) Are you on any of the Florida lists? We have people in yer neck o...

electrolux wrote:

Thanks, gonna go shower with my new playa-met girls now. peace.

How long were you waiting to post that somewhere on the e-playa?

Depends on when he made it up. A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Just rattlin' yer shower curtain ...)

Is anyone throwing a decom party close to NC? Sure, Florida. If Pete can make it down, so can you. Details forthcoming on the SE forum, but we're working on a remote 150-acre location, complete with fire, hangliding, PA, fire, kegs, fire, nekkidness and fire! (Oh, and if ya wanna be a road sissy, I...