Sigh. I used to so love this kind of banter… Watching the shit fling here and there with clever little jabs and word plays. Ah. Those were the days. Used to be it was clever tho. And then it was entertainment. This is more like watching someone verbally masturbate. Someone somewhat disappointingl...

well the paints almost dry, time to give it another coat. butthole its been a BIT more fun than watching the paint dry. But seriously, you do need to step up your troll skills before your next attempt. And try to throw in something funny for entertainments sake, who knows, we might even keep you ne...

[quote="moonrise"]snow don't type at it, it's too ugly, let it die[/quote]

He has to, and so do you, friend.

You know this, so try to avoid failure from occurring yet again in your life and don't even put forth the effort to stop it.

Focus on positive things, other happy, productive threads...not some whatever it is...hahaha...perhaps it's time to let it sink into the archives of time lost... bhs shall now die, dry up, turn into dust and blow far, faaar away... *poof* Soon, friend, soon. Far as I'm concerned, you guys are alrig...

Hi Lover......welcome to eplaya. This is supposed to be an introduction thread, right? nope wrong thread I'm sorry I couldn't help feeding this one, it was so hungy and helpless looking and I'm bored. But now I suppose I'm going to have to put it down myself. Bro, I just totally realized something....

Snow wrote:i know you are, but what am I?

Believe it or not --and I never thought I'd say this to an "I know you are, but what am I?" comment-- this one is actually less shitty than your other ones.

Well done.

man you sure showed me, you gotta be the smartest troll on the whole big 'ol interwebz Well, I don't know about that, but I certainly thank you for the sentiment. i'm just going to drink this glass of bleach now For that, we are proud of you. BTW Calgary is probably my favorite city I have ever vis...

[quote="Snow"]wow you've got me so rilled up i don't even have anything to say. is shithead part of a butthole sandwich? what kind of mustard goes best on a buttholesandwich anyway?[/quote Jesus fuck, I don't really have to say anything to set you off at this point. Snow, you are a gigantic shithead...

[quote="Snow"]oh I see, you sooo smart, damn I'm so angry I can't control myself, you not only ruined my day but my whole week[/quote]

Precisely, dumbshit. You are learning, child. Indeed, you are learning.

::tosses in a biscuit:: scared of what? wait, what am I defending? I'm also curious to what is "my type." and I'm not really into fucking jesus, don't like guys with long hair, thanks Jesus fuck, I don't really have to say anything to set you off at this point. Snow, you are a gigantic shithead. My...

[quote="Snow"]wow you got me so good you're soo awesome, they might even let you off the short bus to jr high next week again, I'm sorry Lover. I don't mean to feed the troll on your thread but sometimes you get bored and its fun to tease em just a bit.[/quote] lmao, you stupid motherfucker. Every s...

[quote="Snow"]man these trolls really do get more and more dumb each time. I so wish for even a half-witted troll around these parts, one that actually is remotely funny or even riles up the dumbest of the dumb.[/quote] Too scared to address me directly? So your third method of defense is, as is pre...

[quote="Snow"]don't blame me cuz your posts reek of 13 year old boy more than your catholic priest's bedroom.[/quote] 1) Continuing "LOLZ!! You're twelve!!" jokes 2) "Your mom" jokes Even while I've made you aware of how pathetic, cliche', and idiotic you sound, you literally have nothing else to fa...

aren't the little jr high kids so cute with thier false bravado. I hope your mommy doesn't catch you on the computer again, remember what happened last time? Edit: grammar Leave it to one used to being a useless individual to focus on something entirely useless, such as basic sentence structure in ...

[quote="Snow"]no his mom is prolly too worried about who's dick she's gonna suck for the next crack rock to worry much about his punishment. Lover I'm sorry for lil butthole, thats what happens when you let hippies tell you not to discipline your kids. welcome to eplaya[/quote] So far, your methods ...

It looks like butthole cracked (no pun intended) on this one. Not a very good troll. Now that you've actually made a threat, your IP address will be tracked down and you will end up grounded for a month. No TV, no Xbox, no Wii. You're in big trouble now young man! You need a very basic lesson in ps...

goddam how many socks does simon have?????? sorry, this is not mine... again, for fairness, a run down of ALL of my socks for future reference. Simon of the Playa Roberto Dobbisano Liz Estrada Jerome Templaugh ZeroandOne Adam Link Snowah Zark and last but not least Fuck-Head this Jerk-off is not on...

oh shambhala, you misread the thread..... MaryAnimal appears to be a wonderful addition to our virtual dust. It's this recent intrusion by one ButtholeSandwich that i rallied against. fight fire with fire, and butthole with butthole... it's just like a past life i had as a partisan democrat...i LOV...

hey butthole, i'll be the first to state that if you want to say something to me, dont hide behind your ip address and fake name you puss-wad. gimme a city, a time and a place and i will meet you there and kick your ass. unless you're not man enough to back up that shit that flows from your keyboar...

by one of the best.. it is Flattery at it's highest form... but don't worry, i happen to know he just photographs now, instead of marrying them and knocking them up.... he's evolved. Quit posting. Better yet, quit breathing. Better yet, kill everyone who may be genetically related to you in any way...

Jesus Christ, you guys are even fucking more stupid than I originally anticipated.

This thread = home run.

You are not clever. You are not avant-garde. You are not ethically superior. You are not intelligent. You are not unique. You are not self-assured. What you retarded hippies are, however, is a collection of useless, hypocritical, delusional, and irrational faggots who think that getting high on drug...