If someone is taking a picture of you or your friends and you ask them to stop. They must stop. If they don't through water on the camera.

"Opps sorry didn't mean to hit your camera."

They brought a ticket. They register their camera. Did I miss something?

No I didn't. They scary me, not has much as kids but scary none the less!

What is more dangerous at BM than the default world?
Here is a list of things more dangerous in the default world.
Monsters under the Bed!
Sitting in Santa's lap.
Barking dogs.
Big kids.
Bikes without training wheels.
Trick or treat night.
First day of school every year.

In the last five years I have had three bikes stolen. I have been asked twice for drugs that I can remember. I got my finger cut when I reached down to unlock my bike one morning this year. Someone tried cutting the cable leaving sharp ends and my thumb found them. I never hear of police arresting a...

We need to start busting people for bike thief. Some body tried stealing my bike using bolt cutters. I reached down one morning to unlock my bike and cut my thumb. Right by the lock they tried cutting the cable and got 2/3 way through but left sharp cable that cut my finger. This person came prepare...

I am one to the lucky ones. I am a savior of a very deadly and rare cancer called clear cell sarcoma of the soft tissue. I have spent a some time researching cancer. The best research I have read was a book called the The China Study. Very hard reading for me but what an eye opener. Made profound ch...

Dude go get a life! Worry about something you can control. My kids have been going to BM since 1996 never missed a day. They can still breath. No heat stroke, didn't die when they saw old naked guy, no mental problems seeing all those people in gage in sex. Didn't get run over by art cars, nobody dr...

Ban the kids first. The homo’s second. Old naked guy’s third. ( I feel for those bike seats) Got to get rid of the DWP workers they smell. If Larry goes nude, him too. Drunk guys with bullhorns. Ban all spectators. I hate them! Old women with tattoos. Fat chicks. Guys with boobs. Please get a br...

"As part of a theme camp's interaction, barter and sales are not allowed."
He's right.

Gift Exchange!

OMG

So Simple

My work is done here.

Wetting your bed into adult is rare. The monster under your bed isn’t real. The kids are coming to BM. Ban yourself and the problem might go away.

We will be a camp dedicated the evolution of Barbie Girl. In honor of Charles Darwin two hundredth birthday and Fiftieth Anniversary of “Barbie.â€

I want to hold somebody close.

Melvynman - You dont know me. You will never know me and you will never understand the bigger picture. In short, go fuck yourself. Sorry about that. I thought you could handle an honest response. I believe we do know each other and sometimes hang in the same circle. I think we had a few drinks toge...

Its not about the event, its about the people that make the event what it is.

You got that right. You won't be missed.

I remember the call going out to help pull the man up or down with a rope so he could be worked on. Disgruntled postal worker’s carrying AK47 riffles. Mud pits, Heloc, “NO SPECTORSâ€

"Peak Oil" is upon us.

Burningman is a kid’s playground. Some of you make comments about doing some a sex act that would scar kids for life, get real. The kids are going to have a good laugh at you just like they would if they saw animals having sex. Sorry no scaring for life but please keep trying it’s entertaining. ...

Bullshit

My kid has been 12 maybe 13 times, lost count. We started going before there were streets and cops and people that didn’t want kids at Bunringman. I have a bit of experience and will share my first hand knowledge and hopefully cover most people concerns. Sex: The summer between third and fourth gr...

This topic comes up every year and I tell my story every year. My son was between 3rd and 4ht grade when this happen. The kid comes back to camp about mid morning with his friend. They are red faced and very excited. They jump off their bikes and announce that they have seen sex! I ask them what the...

Sitting and watching is for spectators. You can sell more ticket if everybody gets a good sit. The rangers know what they are doing, they want you to bring the whole family, a blanket and bottle of wine. Pesonsally I seen better shows at Disneyland. Burningman the theme park is coming to you shortly.

How can you remember 97? I agree it wasn't a good burn, I am going to blame the cold nights in the middle of the week and Larry.

It was the summer between 3rd and 4th grade for my son (kid). No mom or little sister at BM that year. We were camped two camps down from Atonement and the rules where he couldn’t go in there. I had never been so I didn’t figure it would be a good idea if he beat me to it. One morning he comes ridin...

Just make simple rules. No eat or drink anything given to them by anybody. They have water and radios with them at all time. They can not talk too or inter act with men. Same rules they have a home.

Good shade with two layers and airflow between the layers. Have the kid sleep outside if weather permits. Have your child only wear a hat if he is in direct sun light, use strollers and backpacks with shade covers. Your child cannot cool himself by sweating like adults. Children cool themselves by s...