Wouldn't that be lovely if aliens made first contact at Burning Man and then assumed that the rest of the world was like that?

"What are these...clothes...you speak of?"

Burner Virgin here. In Ottawa.
Was wonderin' if any of you exist!

So I'm in my first year of university, and discovered this mysterious thing called "Burning Man" whilst ordering flowtoys. I've quickly become obsessed with BM. I've read just about every thread on eplaya. I've read every .pdf I can find on the BM website. I've made notes and quizzed myself on the S...