Everyone always thinks that because I have a decent accent, but I really just know enough to leave a phone message for someone.

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Good news! TPBM, after a week of constipation, has finally passed the gerbil!

Commercials? What are those?!

TPBM can't believe it's not butter.

This beer..



...tastes like bacon.

... old enough to work at a strip club?

Homemade chocolate chip cookies. The baked playa surface had been making me think about cookies all week, plus chocolate was a novelty by day 6. It was an unexpected and uncannily spot-on gift.

mudpuppy000 wrote: junglesmacks wrote: mudpuppy000 wrote: Very strange things... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/SWhNfo2QrGI/AAAAAAAAIPc/Kj1bt-SFWWY/s400/strange-happenings.jpg Wow... Just Wow... I'm not sure if I should type what I'm thinking. Don't be embarassed, I would fuck the one on the...

I didn't exactly expect indepth counselling here at the eplaya. Unfortunately, modern psychology doesn't have any specialization in post-burning issues so I was just hoping to find anyone with similar issues, past & present. Even just to commiserate. I do realize that not many people marry on the pl...

My wife have been together five years and it's been amazingly good. We got married at our first burn last September and we had a great time. However, in the few months since BM she has started to change in ways that are bewildering and really kind of suck. She said that she came back from BM with ev...

I was in the last group they did. Apparently they ran out of water or something so there were about 20 or so naked burners standing awkwardly around, half-soaped-up while they fixed the problem. I don't know where they got more water. I don't want to know. Pretty awesome experience though. I will lo...