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by xaramonkey
Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:46 pm
Forum: Lost Gadgets (Cameras, Phones, MP3 Players)
Topic: (Another) Lost Iphone 5
Replies: 1
Views: 2156

Re: (Another) Lost Iphone 5

I found a blue iPhone under the swings at 10:00 & Esplanande. It was locked and the screensaver was a picture of 2 pretty girls. Took it to Lost & Found. Yours?
by xaramonkey
Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:45 am
Forum: 2014 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Will Call sucked real bad
Replies: 161
Views: 19989

Re: Will Call sucked real bad

Got into the Will Call Lot pretty quickly from the entrance line on Friday night at about 8...then the shit-show ensued. The Escort Cart guys put us ALL THE WAY at the end of the MOSTLY EMPTY lot, then the whole parking crew disappeared. Can't really blame them for that, their shift was done. But wh...
by xaramonkey
Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:07 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Getting there from la belle France :)
Replies: 20
Views: 2167

If you pack light. Like Backpack light: There are people looking for riders to start from all over the country/continent. If all else fails, plane or bus into Reno and hitch hike to BRC. I did it in '03 and got a ride in about 15 minutes. Even if you can only get a ride to the truck stop at the Gerl...
by xaramonkey
Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:13 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: What is dubstep?
Replies: 205
Views: 27573

Goose Shteppah

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Kuva29Yyg[/youtube][/quote] @1:53 "... makes me feel super-fucked-up!" hahaha Most dubsteb DJs would take that as a compliment. And if you REALLY LIKE a Dubstep track (track? they aren't really songs) yer supposed to say "Filthier than...."and then describe ...
by xaramonkey
Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: The Best Advice You Can Give...
Replies: 115
Views: 14660

Vitalyte ? Is that like Emergen-C ? That stuff saved me in '02. It comes in little Dust proof packets, different flavors,kinda fizzy and full of vitamins so it makes hard to Piss Clear but if you drink at least half gallon a day that won't matter. How to make an easy hot snack: Put a can of ravioli,...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:14 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: The Best Advice You Can Give...
Replies: 115
Views: 14660

First thought was "Wow. That guy really takes care of his hands. cool. They must be very soft!!!" Then I looked over to see your avitar and realized why. I'm not a huge fan of sandpaper under certain conditions either. \ delle, you cracked me up twice today!!! you're going to do just fine! Oh! that...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:18 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 65612

Madeline@ 1:16-All Good Gods Have Fleas.

Edit for colon vs. semi-colon
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Burning Man = Temporary Stupid Zone
Replies: 31
Views: 4117

Oh, yeah. On Topic.

I fell in love with a girl I shouldn't have. In 2002.
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Burning Man = Temporary Stupid Zone
Replies: 31
Views: 4117

That was 2000. Trust me. Hi Fred! I second the motion. Whatta mean not using enough tiedowns ? We had a couple a hundred feet of rope holding the structure down, but it wasn't until after the launching of the Biggest Box Kite Burningman Has Ever Seen that anybody with a clue noticed the "rope" was ...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Do not buy a ticket (end of the world coming)
Replies: 163
Views: 12254

And The Monkeymeex shall inherit Thee Earth !!

And put Die Roboters back to vacuuming and laundry like we
invented them for 2011 tears ago.
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:53 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Costume & Crafting Help
Replies: 2064
Views: 181453

Double shots of Pepto. Blech!... But beats the alternative. ha! "Finding this stuff" passion..... ME TOO !! I found an excellent plastic patent jacket with nice white fur trim that didn't fit me. Now i have a nice plastic patent vest with white fur trim. Tailored. Meese have more fur than goats? Sho...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 1522
Views: 102752

DVD Burner wrote:And FUCK BUSH!

I try too.

all twenty.
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:22 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: The Best Advice You Can Give...
Replies: 115
Views: 14660

Simple chemistry

Acid feet. The only way to go. Walk around in lemonade pitcher cowboy boots if needed. It's simply Ph vs. Playa. ya don't have to be a chemist. It's simple chemistry. One of my nick names is Playafoot. It don't hutrS'not like anybody ever complained about about vinegar socks. By rinse and air dry i ...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:07 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 65612

Robots made by monkeys-here's a few.

http://www.youtube.com/atch?v=wHEoMpMvz7A

Wir sind die roboter. Translation: We are the robots.

"Die Roboter" Funny how that one works.
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:27 pm
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Frat Houses?
Replies: 39
Views: 8887

"What kind of beer do you like?"

"Heineken!?! Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon !!!"

- Dennis Hopper line from the Twin Peaks movie

Eff'n utoob links don't work half the time.
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:16 pm
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Frat Houses?
Replies: 39
Views: 8887

I like that,... A panty raid would be good. Chugging Tecate/Pabst or a warm High life, ewwwww. Pledges could collect bacon. Build art from Moop. And of course carry a heavy weight on a "15ft" rope to the end of the pier,... You just have to find a way to avoid to real world frat issues. Grrr, frats...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:45 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: The Best Advice You Can Give...
Replies: 115
Views: 14660

Re: The Best Advice You Can Give...

What are the best things you've learned about preparing for Burning Man? Mine: 1) Have everyone at camp plan one meal for everyone- if you have enough people, you only have to cook once. 2) Use deodorant (spray on works well) on your feet before you put on your socks every day. It's an easy way to ...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 1522
Views: 102752

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVm6j9BwYY&feature=autoplay&list=QL&index=6&playnext=43 Steve Handsome-Funkstep (original mix) Could easily be labeled "techno" but it's good techno IMO and at least it's not TRANCE. I like the mellow WOOB... WOO WOO... WOOB WOOB WOOB of the bass. And A magpie squawki...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:00 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Costume & Crafting Help
Replies: 2064
Views: 181453

No, that was 2 sentences. Hope you feel less blech-y. Jella- didn't think so, but thought I'd ask. I think she sold the co. a few years ago and I lost track of her when I moved from SD. Can anybody recommend a good on-line seller of quality fur that they have actually bought from ? I know I could "j...
by xaramonkey
Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Burning Man = Temporary Stupid Zone
Replies: 31
Views: 4117

Re: DUST STORM!

With XARA one year, did not argue strongly enough that we weren't using enough tiedowns. 2002....on the 2:00 corner, total wipeout of the Lust Monkeys. it was beautiful though, while it lasted....real turf and all.. That was 2000. Trust me. Hi Fred! I second the motion. Whatta mean not using enough...
by xaramonkey
Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:36 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Costume & Crafting Help
Replies: 2064
Views: 181453

jella wrote:I will do something close to it....
More feminine then the my regular monster fur coat I think.


Monster Fur- Fur clothing made from real monsters. Are you, or do you know Lady Miss Stacy? The maker of Monster Fur?
by xaramonkey
Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:13 pm
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Pool of Plenty & Exchanghibition Bank
Replies: 67
Views: 26695

Not Bail-Outers please...Speculative Counterfeiters.... I mean Shareholders.

Spell check says: I before E except after C...and F... and W...and other weird words like wierd.
by xaramonkey
Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:34 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9258

Ya know... I don't think I have a single surviving picture of me in BRC taken by anybody on a camera that wasn't mine. All are welcome. Glad there's no evidence of the attempted-monkey-butt-rape. Hope you are too. Was that The Monkey Fruit Basket ?? TaPE tIP: If you ever find yourself trying to atta...
by xaramonkey
Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 1522
Views: 102752

Arctic Monkeys vs The Killers (Scumbody Told Me) embed code disabled

My dogs tags a-jinglin and a-janglin'. Forced air heating.

My mind gion' back and forth behind a cigarette.
by xaramonkey
Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:31 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 65612

I read The Peter Principal. Thought that was a chapter from I'm O.K. You're O.K. for 20 years. thx for the remind. I learned all about Levels and Incompetence in my 4 years working for the BoA . I reached it and quit. They fired me the next morning. Whatever... you think too. That Toob link is a tri...
by xaramonkey
Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:28 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9258

I have a pic of us from 2000-2001? I was the dude that tried to rape your monkeybutt. If that's not clear enough for you I think it was Tuesday night. Well...many have tried. None have succeeded. That's partly wut the gaffers tape is for.Butt the posing for the picture does ring a bell. Can u forwa...
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:58 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9258

[quote="xaramonkey"][quote="oneeyeddick"]Hey Xaramonkey,
are you that dude in the monkey suit running around in front of your camp with the armstilt extensions?[/quote]

Obliviously!![/quote]

BBCode yes...still no quote box ??
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:55 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9258

[quote="oneeyeddick"]Hey Xaramonkey,
are you that dude in the monkey suit running around in front of your camp with the armstilt extensions?[/quote]

Obliviously!!
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 1522
Views: 102752

Bongo Bong- Manu Chao (Cut and Run remix)

If I wasn't justamonkeywithamouseatyayhoodotcom I could thro up the vid.

4 thumbs, 1/2 a human brain, superhuman strength, 0 URL/Utoob ability.

help me Evil Pippi !!
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 65612

RAZORS

Up or down, but never side to to side.

sub-genius, sub-human.

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