I found a blue iPhone under the swings at 10:00 & Esplanande. It was locked and the screensaver was a picture of 2 pretty girls. Took it to Lost & Found. Yours?

Got into the Will Call Lot pretty quickly from the entrance line on Friday night at about 8...then the shit-show ensued. The Escort Cart guys put us ALL THE WAY at the end of the MOSTLY EMPTY lot, then the whole parking crew disappeared. Can't really blame them for that, their shift was done. But wh...

If you pack light. Like Backpack light: There are people looking for riders to start from all over the country/continent. If all else fails, plane or bus into Reno and hitch hike to BRC. I did it in '03 and got a ride in about 15 minutes. Even if you can only get a ride to the truck stop at the Gerl...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Kuva29Yyg[/youtube][/quote] @1:53 "... makes me feel super-fucked-up!" hahaha Most dubsteb DJs would take that as a compliment. And if you REALLY LIKE a Dubstep track (track? they aren't really songs) yer supposed to say "Filthier than...."and then describe ...

Vitalyte ? Is that like Emergen-C ? That stuff saved me in '02. It comes in little Dust proof packets, different flavors,kinda fizzy and full of vitamins so it makes hard to Piss Clear but if you drink at least half gallon a day that won't matter. How to make an easy hot snack: Put a can of ravioli,...

First thought was "Wow. That guy really takes care of his hands. cool. They must be very soft!!!" Then I looked over to see your avitar and realized why. I'm not a huge fan of sandpaper under certain conditions either. \ delle, you cracked me up twice today!!! you're going to do just fine! Oh! that...

Madeline@ 1:16-All Good Gods Have Fleas.

Edit for colon vs. semi-colon

Oh, yeah. On Topic.

I fell in love with a girl I shouldn't have. In 2002.

That was 2000. Trust me. Hi Fred! I second the motion. Whatta mean not using enough tiedowns ? We had a couple a hundred feet of rope holding the structure down, but it wasn't until after the launching of the Biggest Box Kite Burningman Has Ever Seen that anybody with a clue noticed the "rope" was ...

And The Monkeymeex shall inherit Thee Earth !!

And put Die Roboters back to vacuuming and laundry like we
invented them for 2011 tears ago.

Double shots of Pepto. Blech!... But beats the alternative. ha! "Finding this stuff" passion..... ME TOO !! I found an excellent plastic patent jacket with nice white fur trim that didn't fit me. Now i have a nice plastic patent vest with white fur trim. Tailored. Meese have more fur than goats? Sho...

DVD Burner wrote:And FUCK BUSH!

I try too.

all twenty.

Acid feet. The only way to go. Walk around in lemonade pitcher cowboy boots if needed. It's simply Ph vs. Playa. ya don't have to be a chemist. It's simple chemistry. One of my nick names is Playafoot. It don't hutrS'not like anybody ever complained about about vinegar socks. By rinse and air dry i ...

http://www.youtube.com/atch?v=wHEoMpMvz7A

Wir sind die roboter. Translation: We are the robots.

"Die Roboter" Funny how that one works.

"Heineken!?! Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon !!!"

- Dennis Hopper line from the Twin Peaks movie

Eff'n utoob links don't work half the time.

I like that,... A panty raid would be good. Chugging Tecate/Pabst or a warm High life, ewwwww. Pledges could collect bacon. Build art from Moop. And of course carry a heavy weight on a "15ft" rope to the end of the pier,... You just have to find a way to avoid to real world frat issues. Grrr, frats...

What are the best things you've learned about preparing for Burning Man? Mine: 1) Have everyone at camp plan one meal for everyone- if you have enough people, you only have to cook once. 2) Use deodorant (spray on works well) on your feet before you put on your socks every day. It's an easy way to ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVm6j9BwYY&feature=autoplay&list=QL&index=6&playnext=43 Steve Handsome-Funkstep (original mix) Could easily be labeled "techno" but it's good techno IMO and at least it's not TRANCE. I like the mellow WOOB... WOO WOO... WOOB WOOB WOOB of the bass. And A magpie squawki...

No, that was 2 sentences. Hope you feel less blech-y. Jella- didn't think so, but thought I'd ask. I think she sold the co. a few years ago and I lost track of her when I moved from SD. Can anybody recommend a good on-line seller of quality fur that they have actually bought from ? I know I could "j...

With XARA one year, did not argue strongly enough that we weren't using enough tiedowns. 2002....on the 2:00 corner, total wipeout of the Lust Monkeys. it was beautiful though, while it lasted....real turf and all.. That was 2000. Trust me. Hi Fred! I second the motion. Whatta mean not using enough...

jella wrote:I will do something close to it....
More feminine then the my regular monster fur coat I think.

Monster Fur- Fur clothing made from real monsters. Are you, or do you know Lady Miss Stacy? The maker of Monster Fur?

Not Bail-Outers please...Speculative Counterfeiters.... I mean Shareholders.

Spell check says: I before E except after C...and F... and W...and other weird words like wierd.

Ya know... I don't think I have a single surviving picture of me in BRC taken by anybody on a camera that wasn't mine. All are welcome. Glad there's no evidence of the attempted-monkey-butt-rape. Hope you are too. Was that The Monkey Fruit Basket ?? TaPE tIP: If you ever find yourself trying to atta...

Arctic Monkeys vs The Killers (Scumbody Told Me) embed code disabled

My dogs tags a-jinglin and a-janglin'. Forced air heating.

My mind gion' back and forth behind a cigarette.

I read The Peter Principal. Thought that was a chapter from I'm O.K. You're O.K. for 20 years. thx for the remind. I learned all about Levels and Incompetence in my 4 years working for the BoA . I reached it and quit. They fired me the next morning. Whatever... you think too. That Toob link is a tri...

I have a pic of us from 2000-2001? I was the dude that tried to rape your monkeybutt. If that's not clear enough for you I think it was Tuesday night. Well...many have tried. None have succeeded. That's partly wut the gaffers tape is for.Butt the posing for the picture does ring a bell. Can u forwa...

[quote="xaramonkey"][quote="oneeyeddick"]Hey Xaramonkey,
are you that dude in the monkey suit running around in front of your camp with the armstilt extensions?[/quote]

Obliviously!![/quote]

BBCode yes...still no quote box ??

[quote="oneeyeddick"]Hey Xaramonkey,
are you that dude in the monkey suit running around in front of your camp with the armstilt extensions?[/quote]

Obliviously!!

Bongo Bong- Manu Chao (Cut and Run remix)

If I wasn't justamonkeywithamouseatyayhoodotcom I could thro up the vid.

4 thumbs, 1/2 a human brain, superhuman strength, 0 URL/Utoob ability.

help me Evil Pippi !!

Up or down, but never side to to side.

sub-genius, sub-human.