no offense, but FUCK the pro photographers, they are a big part of why burning man is becoming what it is.

FIGJAM wrote:I'll be trying lags in legs this year.

They still have the best prices I've found.

so how did it go? we have two monkey huts as part of our art and would love an alternative to pounding rebar

at what point during an amber alert does something happen for the peple in exodus? how long do people sit in their cars unable to move or return to, well anything before someone concludes that its now dangerous - and what gets done? is there a plan in place, or does BMorg not give a shit what happen...

OK it has degenerated into the usual stupidity, i am stepping out

if you are going to shut down the city, shut down the city - get the sound camps making announcements (and not playing music) get those megaphones at the theme camps shouting out the childs name. get up to 70,000 burners searching the city. I bet the missing child would be found pretty quick trappin...

feel free to use mine, that i wrote in 2011 before i got to BM the first time. they are on here as "the burner" thread

Reformation

if you run out (or get caught short) hungry hungry hookers, 6.30 and f, has a cigerrete machine we have repurposed and has tampons and pads for ladies in need - though suplies aren't imfimite

Eric wrote:It's a week before Burning Man and you decided it's the perfect time to revive a thread that's been dead for two months? I don't think "oi" quite covers this.

oi vey? would that be better?

my unsolicited advice is too offer people a beer if you want to talk about religious education

VultureChow wrote:That's it. I'm going on strike.

There WILL be consequences.....

AntiM wrote:

graidawg wrote:i have someone does that for me.

Your own pet sherpa? Bit now your sig-line confuses me...

i'm not paying her

i have someone does that for me.

go to the airport if your ride falls down. some pilot will be flying out that way or bite the bullet and fork out 285 bucks.

tech company with money to burn and new promotion says you should have cash (if not your boss is an asshole and paying you too little)

Me! My wonderful self, only less of me this year now that I'm marred.
So we're opening a bar instead

First of all of course its not the same, burning man isnt the same But a slightly less facetious answer is that burning man has a much larger investment, time and money than a regional regionals have a different crowd - its nor just burners, there are rainbow festival crowds, people who only go to r...

Didn't the utopian society fail ultimately?


If you find yourself unhappy with your life, do not look to somebody elses idea of happiness as the solution. Or do. I don't really care what you do to find happiness as long as it doesnt fuck with mine or my friends

in the spirit of inclusion, i have decided to volounteer for something and not turn up. i just havent decided what yet.

It is worth mentioning that whatever you bring will get covered in dust. your friends car will have dust EVERYWHERE. from the day it gets to the playa to the day it dies whenever the ac is turned on you will get dust.

Bacon Knives? that's a thing? why can i not find them on the internet? I WANT BACON KNIVES

you know if you can't find the volounteer spot at playa info right by centre camp you might not want to do any volounteer work. because if you are unable to find on of the most visible spaces on centre camp you will probably be one of those no-shows you are looking to replace

sparr wrote:

forty_eight wrote:lol @ useful information

I know, right? My kingdom for a moderated version of this forum.

you should see this place before moderation. makes you look like a rank amateur. no offence

BBadger wrote:I'd like to see a monetary penalty for these kinds of fuck-ups and agreement violations too.

yup, seems to be the only thing companies understand. and it may keep prices down for anther year

ok, if the bar asks your age, IT IS ILLEGAL TO LIE. at least in the state of nevada so the whole you have to show id thing is bull shit. now if you have reason to beleive the person is telling fibs there may be an issue

personally i always carry my own booze anyway.

and we have a winner

Staring at the sun is the best way to acclimatize

ygmir wrote:where does SpongeBob live?

bikini bottom?

I'll tell you what isn't the answer: Regionals. They're the best attempt so far, sure. But they just aren't BRC and they don't make me go "OK! I'm satisfied, now I don't want to go to Black Rock!" Sorry man, regionals just don't do it. sure all regionals aren't the answer, however some are better t...

ok, the solution to the ticket problem is already out there. Regionals. thats the whole point of official regional events. to extend the time and potential attendees. Nowhere in spain is about 10,000 people others around the country and world are getting bigger - people choose to go to them now beca...

WOOOOO pre bm swag. at least i hope so. puppies and kinky sex notwithstanding