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I miss Ratt


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If your paparazzi skills are half as good as your mechanical skills, will you please post the pics of would be bikenappers crashing for us after the burn? Awesome work, should be good for many belly laughs. 19 thumbs up!

Indeed!
Corned Beef and Cabbage Gross and Unhealthy?!!?!? SHENANIGANS!!!! I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!
TPBM has no idea what Erin Go Bragh means

“When money's tight and is hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.”
― Flann O'Brien

How to speak Irish: "Do you have any Beer"?

TPBM forgets smore ingredients for BM every single year.

The list of magical experiences I felt at my burns goes on and on... but the one that really stands out for me was at the Temple last year. I was on the balcony rail watching looking out while my gf processed what she needed to process. I watched as some random topless girl on the playa below compl...

You said you had big boobs, thats a couple gifts right there! Go and have fun. You already know enough from this thread alone. You are ready to start participating, and you are going to the perfect place to learn how.

I thought I understood the gifting idea before my first burn so I brought out plenty of extra beer and "smokes" and gave them out freely (always ice cold too!) to anyone and everyone that wanted them. When I would return to my my cooler to find it raided it didn't matter, I considered the missing be...

Rent it with a credit card (for insurance purposes) and you can do any damn thing you want with it, including but not limited to rolling it over for fun! Just wear a seatbelt before attempting any stunt driving.

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Can't we talk about gloryholes? The picture above makes me thirsty.

He gave her a high price cause he didn't want to do the job and she hired him anyway, happens all the fucking time. I hope you at least got a 7 year or more HWH. Sorry for your loss. At least copper has no PCB's.

I rode by a hot looking couple fucking in the middle of nowhere, with some guy with a high tech camera snapping shots of them as they did the bone dance. I suppose in defaultia I would have stopped to watch the show for a bit, but at burning man, it was just another piece of art. I smiled and waved ...

I'll tell you what, if this works as well as you hope, you're gonna do some major brain trauma to anyone out there who is coulrophobic.

Dude thats alot of work. Just rent a RV!!!!!

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Burning Man "culture" has nothing to do with the creature comforts people choose to bring for the their week on the playa, nor any other ridiculous, arbitrary thresholds concocted by clueless, burnier-pretentiousness-than-thou morons who infect this event and forum. Good point, and I agree, however...

Ok, now I see the link. You are right, there would still be concierge camping, but not everybody who would otherwise be in a motorhome would hire a service like that, at least I hope not. Even then it would at least change the landscape for the better. I know it's not THE solution by any means, but ...

I know! WTF!!!!!!! Whether I am there or not I just can't stand the thought of BRC culture disappearing into a cloud of coke and Dom. Something must be done. RV's? Nothing wrong with them. The playa becoming nothing more then a giant RV park where everything is free and there's a big fire at the end...

Tesla Motors, the man's name is Elon Musk, he's like the real life Tony Stark (Ironman). Luxury Safaris eh? Sounds fun, but you lost me as far as what that has to do with Burning Man. I'm baffled too. >< As for BDC, I'm pretty certain that not every damn article written at BM mentions it's name, hah...

lol hot air, clever fishy. Off the top of my head: Oxy tent Enclosed art car Tipi (surprisingly efficient in terms of airflow, shelter and cooling/warming) Bubble boy! (Im so doing this now that i thought of it) breathing apparatus enclosed golf cart/art car Space suit (would look pretty cool out th...

Ah the Doc, I knew my post would get your feathers ruffled. I know, I know, how the hell else are you gonna get all those creative Barbies to the desert floor? The desert, a harsh environment indeed, may not be the place to go camping for an asthmatic, or special needs, or those prone to deleteriosn...

No, and no. However anyone that would not go to burning man unless they had air conditioning and a fridge will have to either be very resourceful and creative, or will not buy a ticket. That guy who runs the company that designed the electric sports car rented EIGHT luxury motorhomes fully stocked, ...

Ban Motorhomes! This would free up tickets and significantly reduce BM's carbon footprint. I'm sorry to those that think they need 'em out there, but not sorry for the reasons you may think. I'm not saying everyone in a motorhome isn't burny, but the burniest wouldn't need motorhomes. Note: A modifi...

Great Idea! I didn't go last year. Time sure does pass fast... I think the bike would be ok for solo, but I think you're right about flying if it's the two of us. The fatigue from just driving the truck out last year was a killer, (quite literally, when I remember ghost riding, getting pulled over g...

"Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

Thanks for the help guys n gals. Not you Ygmir you silly devil. Doc, watch your Barbies.

Merry Holidaze!