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by B the B
Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1423521

Re: In 3 words.........

Yanks down pants
by B the B
Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1423521

Re: In 3 words.........

Print some Tickets?
by B the B
Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1423521

Re: In 3 words.........

by B the B
Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:45 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Bike Security
Replies: 379
Views: 52675

Re: Bike Security

If your paparazzi skills are half as good as your mechanical skills, will you please post the pics of would be bikenappers crashing for us after the burn? Awesome work, should be good for many belly laughs. 19 thumbs up!
by B the B
Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12475
Views: 459008

Re: The person below me

Indeed!
Corned Beef and Cabbage Gross and Unhealthy?!!?!? SHENANIGANS!!!! I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!
TPBM has no idea what Erin Go Bragh means
by B the B
Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12475
Views: 459008

Re: The person below me

“When money's tight and is hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.”
― Flann O'Brien

How to speak Irish: "Do you have any Beer"?

TPBM forgets smore ingredients for BM every single year.
by B the B
Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:15 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Favorite "small" experiences at BM?
Replies: 55
Views: 7180

Re: Favorite "small" experiences at BM?

The list of magical experiences I felt at my burns goes on and on... but the one that really stands out for me was at the Temple last year. I was on the balcony rail watching looking out while my gf processed what she needed to process. I watched as some random topless girl on the playa below compl...
by B the B
Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:08 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: "Participate" versus "don't commit your first year"
Replies: 90
Views: 20803

Re: "Participate" versus "don't commit your first year"

You said you had big boobs, thats a couple gifts right there! Go and have fun. You already know enough from this thread alone. You are ready to start participating, and you are going to the perfect place to learn how. 8)
by B the B
Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:34 pm
Forum: 2012 Art & Performance
Topic: WhyTheNose is bringing 55,000 clown noses to the Playa!
Replies: 245
Views: 19513

Re: WhyTheNose is bringing 55,000 clown noses to the Playa!

I thought I understood the gifting idea before my first burn so I brought out plenty of extra beer and "smokes" and gave them out freely (always ice cold too!) to anyone and everyone that wanted them. When I would return to my my cooler to find it raided it didn't matter, I considered the ...
by B the B
Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:04 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Crossing State Lines w Rental Car
Replies: 15
Views: 2422

Re: Crossing State Lines w Rental Car

Rent it with a credit card (for insurance purposes) and you can do any damn thing you want with it, including but not limited to rolling it over for fun! Just wear a seatbelt before attempting any stunt driving.
by B the B
Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How Many Posts.....?
Replies: 80
Views: 5894

Re: How Many Posts.....?

Can't we talk about gloryholes? The picture above makes me thirsty.
by B the B
Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:13 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1332848

Re: Fuck!

He gave her a high price cause he didn't want to do the job and she hired him anyway, happens all the fucking time. I hope you at least got a 7 year or more HWH. Sorry for your loss. At least copper has no PCB's.
by B the B
Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:15 am
Forum: 2012 Art & Performance
Topic: Sex on the playa
Replies: 64
Views: 5870

Re: Sex on the playa

I rode by a hot looking couple fucking in the middle of nowhere, with some guy with a high tech camera snapping shots of them as they did the bone dance. I suppose in defaultia I would have stopped to watch the show for a bit, but at burning man, it was just another piece of art. I smiled and waved ...
by B the B
Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:18 pm
Forum: 2012 Art & Performance
Topic: WhyTheNose is bringing 55,000 clown noses to the Playa!
Replies: 245
Views: 19513

Re: WhyTheNose is bringing 55,000 clown noses to the Playa!

I'll tell you what, if this works as well as you hope, you're gonna do some major brain trauma to anyone out there who is coulrophobic.
by B the B
Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:46 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: cooling your tent or van
Replies: 4067
Views: 839018

Re: cooling your tent or van

Dude thats alot of work. Just rent a RV!!!!!
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:45 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

Burning Man "culture" has nothing to do with the creature comforts people choose to bring for the their week on the playa, nor any other ridiculous, arbitrary thresholds concocted by clueless, burnier-pretentiousness-than-thou morons who infect this event and forum. Good point, and I agre...
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:11 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

Ok, now I see the link. You are right, there would still be concierge camping, but not everybody who would otherwise be in a motorhome would hire a service like that, at least I hope not. Even then it would at least change the landscape for the better. I know it's not THE solution by any means, but ...
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:10 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

I know! WTF!!!!!!! Whether I am there or not I just can't stand the thought of BRC culture disappearing into a cloud of coke and Dom. Something must be done. RV's? Nothing wrong with them. The playa becoming nothing more then a giant RV park where everything is free and there's a big fire at the end...
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:28 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

Tesla Motors, the man's name is Elon Musk, he's like the real life Tony Stark (Ironman). Luxury Safaris eh? Sounds fun, but you lost me as far as what that has to do with Burning Man. I'm baffled too. >< As for BDC, I'm pretty certain that not every damn article written at BM mentions it's name, hah...
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:16 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

lol hot air, clever fishy. Off the top of my head: Oxy tent Enclosed art car Tipi (surprisingly efficient in terms of airflow, shelter and cooling/warming) Bubble boy! (Im so doing this now that i thought of it) breathing apparatus enclosed golf cart/art car Space suit (would look pretty cool out th...
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:43 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

Ah the Doc, I knew my post would get your feathers ruffled. I know, I know, how the hell else are you gonna get all those creative Barbies to the desert floor? The desert, a harsh environment indeed, may not be the place to go camping for an asthmatic, or special needs, or those prone to deleteriosn...
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:00 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

No, and no. However anyone that would not go to burning man unless they had air conditioning and a fridge will have to either be very resourceful and creative, or will not buy a ticket. That guy who runs the company that designed the electric sports car rented EIGHT luxury motorhomes fully stocked, ...
by B the B
Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:33 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket situation
Replies: 75
Views: 6530

Re: ticket situation

Ban Motorhomes! This would free up tickets and significantly reduce BM's carbon footprint. I'm sorry to those that think they need 'em out there, but not sorry for the reasons you may think. I'm not saying everyone in a motorhome isn't burny, but the burniest wouldn't need motorhomes. Note: A modifi...
by B the B
Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Who's brought a sig. other that they had to convince to go?
Replies: 42
Views: 1806

Re: Who's brought a sig. other that they had to convince to

Great Idea! I didn't go last year. Time sure does pass fast... I think the bike would be ok for solo, but I think you're right about flying if it's the two of us. The fatigue from just driving the truck out last year was a killer, (quite literally, when I remember ghost riding, getting pulled over g...
by B the B
Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:15 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Best Line Today
Replies: 413
Views: 52179

Re: Best Line Today

"Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
by B the B
Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Who's brought a sig. other that they had to convince to go?
Replies: 42
Views: 1806

Re: Who's brought a sig. other that they had to convince to

Thanks for the help guys n gals. Not you Ygmir you silly devil. Doc, watch your Barbies.

Merry Holidaze!

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