First time bringing the RV to the playa. I've already invested in a grey water evap pond, but I've heard some pretty sketchy stories about the timely pumpout of the blackwater tanks. Is it just about flagging a pumpout truck and paying them cash? I heard that in the past you were supposed to go to t...

You can do it!

Remember, its the LAST YEAR OF BURNING MAN (according to the ebay scalpers)

I make the same offer available to would-be stowaways every year: You can have a free ride in my RV's black tank.

....but first lets run a simulation with a full tank and a little drive thru Joshua Tree.

Back to the painful sexual experiences while mashing on a cot...whats wrong with that?

I personally see it as a challenge to pretzel any cot i'm invited onto.

I think you got it pretty well covered. I guess after doing this for a couple years the only thing I can say is I've lost as many components to drunken burners trying to 'let me just rip out one song, dude' as I have to the environment. I remember not having a spare on/off switch and a soldering gun...

Now wait a minute. I was told that BDC has harvested all the bedbugs out of the Sands for their Thursday night "ritual".

yeah....wow.....i usually combine stupidities like i mix alcohols.

Everyone has their own pace and their own body chemistry....I'm good for a couple light beers during the day and a couple of cocktails at night. That coupled with showing up to the playa in good physical/mental condition, eating well, exercising and sleeping 6 hours a day, I can go the whole week. M...

Our camp doesn't go heavy db, but we have a system that is played pretty much all week long and its survived 7 years. The speakers have been re-coned or replaced several times. The electronics have just started to go and lost half the channels but I'm hoping we can resurrect this summer because I'd ...

Call me a slut
Call me a skank
Just don't forget to call me to Happy Hour!

coconut water. so completely versatile in every single application you can think of. i pour it over my fucking grape nuts in the morning, and its a staple in the bar. What? Thats right, Tropical White Russians? How about the best damned Tahiti Brandy Alexander? You want that to be a "Screaming" Surf...

i ripped open my thigh in 99 in a terrible bike accident. after self medicating (thanks Mustang camp for unlimited keg access), it seemed like a good idea to stop the flow of blood with playa dust. i packed the wound-stretching the skin to fit larger pebbles of playa, duct taped it closed, and carri...

those little one-shot eye drops rock!

Might as well call it cry baby camp.