You poor poor bastards. At least I know I'm a retard and do my best to make it apparent and have fun with it... How do some of you function in normal society with so much genius wit, you'd be tongue lashing everyone? But seriously though, a lot of you strike me as that weird child that attended a ch...

This always worked for me...when it worked: Meet hippie chick at party, engage in small talk. Ask her to hold my beer 'cause I have to go outside and make sure my kids sleeping in the station wagon are OK. If she was still there holding my beer when I came back I had it made. If not, move on to nex...

Bob wrote:

StickyChron wrote:

Bob wrote: I'm not sure that means what you think it means.

How old are you?

Are you trying to pick me up?

Do I get a senior special if I bring you to the meet and greet with me?

Next stop, barbie convalescent death camp!

Bob wrote:

StickyChron wrote:hippy chick

I'm not sure that means what you think it means.

How old are you?

Shambala wrote:Why don't you stalk some hairy hippie chick and ask her to have her brain removed. At least then you can start off as equals.

Zingers. All day.

I was definitely serious. I loves me some unshaven legs and a big giant bush. 70's pussy all the way baby. Can't wait to meet some of you, so you can see how horribly obnoxious and seemingly "typical Californian stoner" I will inevitably come across to folks like you in real life. Hippy girls would ...

I just like the high traffic of Q&A...

Updates?

Sorry AntiM, everyone hates my posts I think...


You can move threads can't you? This TECHNICALLY is a Q&A thread...other discussion would be fine too.

knowmad wrote:Tell her If she sleeps with you You'll suck someones Dick.
Hippie chicks always fall for this. serious.

Thats where Trishntek's strap on mannequin comes into play. I'll keep him close by.

You crack me up, Sticky! You look very similar to an old friend who also enjoyed fresh produce. :) I say you use a sign like in your avatar. Get one of those 8x12 inch dry erase boards, affix a stick, and go on patrol. Hell, make a bandolier to carry lotsa markers. While you're at it make sure to b...

I think I might actually try that method. Except once I start hugging said female, I won't let go until she swears she'll massage me/not run away.

Any thoughts?

Sic Pup wrote:

junglesmacks wrote:You could always hit up LaughingForest and see if he/she/its got anything shakin'..

If she tells you the universe will provide it means you ain't gettin' none.

Good thing Mother nature is easy.

Before this gets into full swing, lets make it clear now:


I was looking for answers like "don't shower" or "don't bring shoes or toothpaste"...


(BUT, if some sexy girl wants to massage me I'm all for it, I don't give a fuck what her hair looks like)

I'm basically just trying to meet an awesome dready mama to kick it with me while I'm on the playa and exchange massages, ect.

I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start, anyone else got tips to attract a nice hippy woman?

This news made me sad yesterday, then I woke up today and one of my best friends had gotten in a car accident and broke his back. Luckily he is okay, but it still sucks. (He hadn't been drinking)

RIP Dunn


They better not make a jackass 4.

^ BTW This is not legal, and I would never drink it myself. Just wanted to share the recipe for everyone. I believe in free information god dammit.

Candyflip water:

12oz Distilled water (Smartwater works well)
500mg 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
300-400ug Lysergic acid diethylamide
Dash of sea salt

Enjoy slowly.

This idea fucking rules, are you guys building a mini ramp and some quarter pipes or something? I was thinking to myself...how could I skate on the playa? How big of a camp are you guys making? Got room for a huuuge Monkeyhut, two trailers, a large hexayurt, 4 cars and like 13 dudes and a girl? This...

5 days to go.

Is it possible to get a slot as short as 5 minutes?

811 bucks! This is a close one. Even if you can't donate, help support this project by keeping the thread at the top of the forum for all to see. I don't have any connection to this project, someone showed me the link and it just sounds awesome. More cool shit for me to look at while I'm out of my m...

I'm going to supplement my usual vitamin/nootropic stack with a bunch of extra things strictly for my party endeavors at BM. All my friends say I look like an old man in the morning eating like 25 different pills, but I feel like a million bucks most of the time and everyone wonders why. If anyone i...

http://www.the-fed.org/media/volume23/issue1/meth1.png http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/477732175_229e08179a.jpg I decided that I'm going to party as hard as I possibly can until I can't anymore, then sleep, then repeat the process. Minimal breaks in partying only for enjoying that art stuff, and...

Substances/Clif bars in here. Water in a Camelbak.

What hotel does everyone party at? I'm assuming all of them to some degree, but I wanted to stay somewhere centralized for easy party access.

Making babies in a sands regency bed bug infested room sounds like good times. Count me in.

Sic Pup wrote:

StickyChron wrote:Are you some kind of pussy?

Why, yes, yes I am.

Wanna make something of it?

What could we make?

Damn, I wasn't expecting NEARLY this many good responses, thanks everyone! Like I said though, I don't plan on really drinking ANY booze. Chemicals work out much better for me generally and I should be able to remember most of my experiences. Plus the thought of having to wait in line for a porta po...

I don't plan to drink alcohol that week, my stomach can't handle it at all. I plan to bring the rage in different "forms" so to speak, avoiding alcoholic beverages at all costs as to not have to deal with extreme Die Die/vomiting on playa. I think I read in another thread that you might possibly be ...

I would say my party skills are pretty decent, I take good care of my body for the most part. I'm just worried about not really getting sleep/eating from partying too hard, and the possible repercussions of that mixed with extreme heat. With lots of Xanax before bed, ear plugs, and a cool place to s...