Well, I knew somebody would go there and I put it there anyway. So - no worries. I hear it all the time when I say I play the 'pocket trumpet'.

Here's a video of me playing -

I knew someone would take it there. Not even. Nor is it like a slide 'bone either. It does requiring fingering with 3 fingers though.

Anyone have contact info for the marching bands at Burning Man? I want to hook up with one and participate in the Marching Band festival. I play the pocket trumpet, well, any trumpet. Lead, soloist, solid section player.