Thunderdome on wheels?

Exodus is an annual rite of passage, there are no shortcuts, savor the experience.

You can leave it in D lot and you friend can take it from there after he evicts the family of hippies that have moved in.

When I got gas in Cedarville last week it was far less expensive than in Alturas.

I was on the playa yesterday. I went in at the 12 mile entrance and ventured out a quarter mile or so. The surface was a little rough mostly because of people driving on a wet surface creating ruts. I could see that there had been some standing water but it was dry yesterday and looking across the p...

I've only seen colostomy bags in "flesh" or clear (eech!) There are vendors that make covers in a variety of fabrics and colors.

Although I come to the playa with lots of good food and the intention to eat well I usually revert to the College Student Diet. Peanut butter and jelly, jerkey, ramen, quesedillas, cold cereal and canned food. I bought a propane stove/oven at Costco a couple years ago, one day I made chocolate chip ...

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Last night I had a dream about Burning Man. It wasn't about fire. It wasn't about art. It wasn't about the wonderful people I volunteer with. It wasn't about the music. It wasn't about my friends. I had a dream about the portos.

[b]AWESOME: [/b]If you are wearing it as a costume.
[b]ANNOYING[/b] if you are wearing it instead of a paper filter

Forget about Empire. At its peak the population there was less than 500. The residences there have been sealed and there are no utilities. There was a small park (about the size of a city block) but it has not been maintained. No electricity, no water and no room, and sadly, no future for Empire.

Just put enough in your tank to get to Black Rock City then when your neighbors go out to explore the city syphon enough from their tanks to fill yours. After they have partied for a week they will not remember how muchgas they drove in with.

A few years ago the Academy of Fools performed at Center Camp, as they left the stage they opened umbrellas then opened water bottles put them over the spikes at the top of the umbrellas. As they walked through the crowd the water poured down the umbrellas drenching the spectators while the performe...

If you mean the road that goes on the north and west sides of the Smoke Creek desert I drive it frequently. It is generally in good condition from the intersection with 447 to Sand Pass the part from Sutcliffe through the rez is poorly maintained and had many tire eating rocks. If you take it you mu...

If you saw me naked you would be in favor of a ban on nudity.

Highway 50 is one of the Great Drives. You can get an award from the State of Nevada for having a 'passport' stamped at the various towns on the way. There is traffic on the road, not crowded by any means but if you have trouble you will not be without help very long in the daytime. I have never dri...

I'm too big to wear a tu tu. I need a four four.

Of course there is a theme camp, Black Rock City Department of Mobility. They have a camp near Center Camp and have various activities such as art tours on accessable art cars.

The Gerlach Services District sells water, bring your container. It beats dtagging 200 pounds of water up the mountain.

This year tickets sold at the $460 level will include a pass to use the diamond lane during Exodus.

I have been leaving on Tuesday morning for several years. I volunteer for Exodus on Sunday and Monday, pack most of my stuff Monday afternoon and leave around noon Tuesday. By then the entrance road is pretty torn up and really dusty so you can't go more than about 10 mph. It usually takes 45 minute...

Sandusky will be getting out of prison about the same time as Bernie Madoff, the 17th of Never.

Abortion
Birth
Castration
Doing It
Erectile Dysfunction
Fornication
Gene Pool
Hard On
Insemination
Jreking Off
Kissing

Bacon, the Other White Meat.

I hope to get an early arrival pass so I can steal some signs before the event begins.

Pepto. ibuprofin. eye drops, nose spray, sunburn lotion, bag balm. I don't worry about serious injuries or diseases, the ESD is there for that I take stuff for those minot irritating things that make life miserable.

For several years my friend Doug Keister organised the Lucifer's Anvil Self Invitational Golf Tournament on the playa. He had a permit from BLM and painted (using some kind of biodegradable paint) 18 holes on the desert. The holes included "Freeway Hole" which was two lanes of replica asphalt and in...

Next year the Empire store will be selling a nice assortment of cheeses to go along with your whine.

Twin City Surplus in Reno has nylon parachutes for$ 70 and up. They also have re-bar stakes,goggles and lots more cool stuff.

Grassroots Books on Grove St near Kietzke in Reno is trying to find a good price on short lengths of EL wire. Not long enough for a car but usable for clothing or a bike. They also have LED finger lights, little led's that strap on your fingers, you get a package of four for a buck. Harbor Freight h...