Y'all haven't even moved since the last time I was in...

Any word?

Well I didn't shave with a razor, just weedwacked with a #1 rake on the pet groomer.
So soft!
Now they're a great conversation starter,
"So, Mr. Foxfur, what do you do?"
"I shave my balls, you should touch them..."

Ratty wrote:Hi foxfur. Hope to see you for more than a minute this year.

Yay Ratty! We should go exploring together, that'd be fun!!

And if at night you see big fire shooting out the roof of a van, that Oneeyed Dick's Welcome Wagon and chances are I'll be in it. Run over for a ride!

Boxes are ALWAYS the problem.
Do not recycle them, burn them instead.
We can do this.

BTW, the number of LEDs it takes to roast some roast beef is 47.

trilobyte wrote:Is there even a number of LED's you could use to get hot enough to EZ bake anything?

Think outside the box.

While working on cleaning the shit outta the trailer, I needed to roll playa style... So after two Gatorade bottles of boxed wine (Fuck you, it's how I burn!) I got to thinking about pranks for next year. the one that stood out is 'Punch the Cripple'. Imagine Foxfur in a wheelchair. Easy, no? Have S...

Thecatman wrote:

theCryptofishist wrote:Ahem!

Thecatman wrote:It's better than a slap-in-the-face-with-a-wet-fish.

That's a statement my dad used all the time.

Don't mind her, she's trying to get a leg up on you...
And Fishy, what's with your new sig??? I liked the eclecticicity (look it up!) of the old one.

I turned in a bike headlight this year that was probably valued @ $3.97. It made me feel pretty good.
Besides, I already had one.
I turned in a few other li'l thangs as well.
Now that heart & lung machine I found...

Lucky, I didn't enjoy it! I still have it here, unopened. I can't guarantee that I won't hit on it but I don't want to as of now...
Nipple, who the fox would give you one of those???

I was standing around Brain Freeze / Got Stickers when a M/F couple approached me. They gave me an ecigarette with no nicotine (!!!) but with deer antler extract in it. I asked what it would do for me and was told it promotes hydration. The only way I can think of it doing that is by the mark guzzli...

Also, if space allows it, a FULL size jack and lug wrench can make changing a tire much easier than the compact one that comes with most new cars. Messr. Charcouterie has a great point. My OEM jack failed in the up position while on the trail. I was lucky to be blessed with Dontgiveashititus so did...

Fuck Yer Fuck Your.

Eric wrote: (sexy metalworking talk)

*hind leg twitches, wags tail*

I HAZ TICKET!!!
I wasn't worried but I did chew on my claws a bit
I just put a new rear differential in my truck so as not to pull a repeat of the 2012 breakdown on the way to the burn.
Ain't no way I'm gonna miss y'all fuckers this year <3

I used to take Cal-Train up to Frisco from San Jose to go to the exploratorium when I was a kid. There's no place like it on earth. Except in my shop

Gyre, put up a pic of that AK! I'd love to see that!

Of course I'll be there! There's dumpsters of tickets out there in the last few weeks!

And it seems all my lovelies have dropped by, yay!

RATTY!!!
I was just talking about you, reminiscing about the time we spent together in the back of the Shuttlecraft Galileo.
(I won't explain it for the audience, gives 'em something to talk about...)
And thanks for the perspective. I love new friends!

I recall a time when if you were able to find those types of things they always came with a 'guide'. That class of thing is not a recreational thing, it's damned close to a sacrament.
WTF will they think of next? Eyeball licking?



Fuck...

I call bullshit!
So many of my very favorite burners won't be there this year!!!
*sad fox*

My avatar pic is from last year. Me and my mixed messages, derp. I'll have the butler fix that.

And AW FUCK Rhino! I thought I got that in my post. A strong woman has strong influence.

Anti, I read about that in horror. I can't imagine what the rangers on perimeter are feeling, and all those who had to witness it *shudder*

I'm not the least bit worried. Not in a manifesty way, but in a statisticky way
One will show up.

Yes, Herr Braun, I have... Right after shooting last 4th O' July's show. It was a loin moistener :D Vantucky 2014 Boardsmile.jpg I'm so looking forward to seeing all y'all out there this year. (Lookin' for a face value ticket and I'll throw in some consensual inappropriate touching to sweeten the de...

Here's a fuck for y'all. Our 2013 regional was held at an awesome private venue on an old farm in the middle of nowhere. Brooks, paths, trees, confused critters, the whole shootin' match. One of the organizers thought it would be a great idea to load some illegal fireworks into the effigy right befo...

So a Fox walked into a bar... Fuck how I've missed you all!
Sham helped pull my head out of my ass with long-term login trouble.
Glad to see so many faces I know! Time to indoctrinate the new ones.
Please remove anything covering your legs...

Camping decomps are the best! A rather large group of burner friends had an ALT-DEcomp taht featured fireworks, guns, kids, dogs, mattress burning, anvil launching, and fuel mine fireballs. Other than that it was totally like being in a bar ;) Our Portland (OR) decomp was pretty cool. T'was at a big...

RATTY!!!
It was so good to meet you, twice!, out there this year

Yep, she knows. I send her pictures and she loves them

Oh for crying out loud! Nobody has had a happy moment since the 18th of September? Wow

I finally got around to vacuuming the travel trailer. It has carpet not only on the floor but on the walls and ceiling as well.
And then I had pie.
There's my happy day.
You?


And Scout, you RAWK! Congrats!