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by honeyfire
Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:01 pm
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Your Dryer Is Crying
Replies: 36
Views: 5614

I'd haveta shave him, he's SO dang furry...

^^^ Heh, you forgot step 1: Don kevlar gloves and vest, and goalie helmet. *nodding*
by honeyfire
Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:42 am
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Your Dryer Is Crying
Replies: 36
Views: 5614

i've never seen meth work out well for anyone...

Thats cool Honeyfire. Glad you kicked the crank. *laughing* Re-read, please! The former tweaker is someone else entirely, i've never done that shit and never will. I was lucky enough to grow up in the drug culture, so was able to learn what is and is not a good idea, drug-wise, before things were o...
by honeyfire
Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:51 am
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Your Dryer Is Crying
Replies: 36
Views: 5614

it's fun, too...

Also, throwing the stuff onto hangers/clothesline and beating/vacuuming some of the dust out before throwing in the wash. I'm a lintscreen cleanin' fool just myself, and a former tweaker i know opens up his washer and dryer twice a year and vacuums and wipes out the interior. He doesn't do speed any...
by honeyfire
Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:40 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Frequently Asked Questions: Look here first.
Replies: 382
Views: 237110

I've been fortunate so far...

make sure you bring yourself a system for storage/disposal of bloody products. you can not put tampons, pads, baby wipes, or other garbage in the porta potties. you will need some kind of portable container (like a handful of ziploc bags) for stashing used stuff (and then taking it home with you). ...
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:15 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: WALL STREET JOURNAL ANTI-BM ARTICLE... or PERSONAL MEDIA?
Replies: 30
Views: 9382

Yes, please, keep the assholes disinterested...

If the piece that Travis Kavulla wrote keeps other people like him from coming, i'm down with it.
I don't have a big problem with tightasses telling other tightasses that the Burn is not the place for tightasses to go.
That is all.
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:00 am
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: 2012: The Last Burn
Replies: 165
Views: 90088

Asked a Mexican how to say "water", he told me in

Erm... Just for the record, the Mayans and the Aztecs were not the same cultures/peoples. The Aztecs got knocked out of power by Spanish guns and diseases, as did the Maya and various other ethnic groups in Central and South America, but there's still Mayans around today. Laziness seems like a less ...
by honeyfire
Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:01 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone Caressed at the Greeters Gate?
Replies: 97
Views: 22344

Not really into the boobs thing, myself...

Well, i didn't say that it makes me better than other people or that i'm extra cool because i have big tits. It just means that i've been getting hit on a coupla times a week for the past 29 years, and so i have a lot of pratice saying "no", sometimes to people who are quite rude and aggressive in t...
by honeyfire
Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:50 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: We Need To Get Rid Of The Tents
Replies: 36
Views: 6749

Love it...

RV Wallbanger...

Image
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:41 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: My suggestions for 2009!
Replies: 29
Views: 5521

I got my freakiness from him too...

Hilariously, i was just reflecting that if i didn't wear serious lung protection and did collapse, i'd get shit for not wearing an industrial mask... And some people are lined up to give shit either way. :laughing And, Dr. Pyro, that's why my dad has to get by on secondhand playa, he'll never make i...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:32 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: My suggestions for 2009!
Replies: 29
Views: 5521

Enjoy your happy healthy lungs, i envy you them.

*sigh* I'm not talking about YOUR lungs, dearie, i'm talking bout MINE. Which have thrown me into ER's just from, say, the settled dust in the house after the boys tore the plaster off of one smallish wall, while i was out of the house. I have "specific reactions" to dust, they involve having my lun...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:05 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: People who don't get The Temple
Replies: 123
Views: 21561

Next time, i'm cuttin' that sucker in half!

I tried to get the Temple, i really did, but the derned thing wouldn't fit into the trunk, no matter how much shoving and rearranging...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:02 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone Caressed at the Greeters Gate?
Replies: 97
Views: 22344

Re: creepy old guys or creepy young guys either...

Greeters has shift leads and supervisors, and I wouldn't feel at all bad about clueing them in on [the overly physical greeter]'s behavior. it's as simple as saying "hey, this guy seems to be getting really creepy and inappropriate with people, could you keep an eye on him?" See how kind you are, O...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:50 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Why Burning Man is not as great as people think.....
Replies: 51
Views: 11268

The new pose is "Playa Dust Deep Breathing Pretzel"

You know, there's nothing wrong with yoga in and of itself.
It's like booze, it's not what it is, it's what you do with it. :nod
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:47 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Connecting
Replies: 11
Views: 2415

Well, too, the more people there are, the less one is going to be able to interact with due to sheer time restrictions. *laugh* I've always been a 'walk up and talk to a random stranger' type myself, so i've never had trouble meeting/connecting anywhere, playaside or otherwise. Nonetheless, it's gre...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:41 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Buring Man getting worse every year?
Replies: 191
Views: 38066

If they're not in your face, they're not your problem.

I see people showing up... and clinging to "their" camp with "their" "PRIVATE" art car for "PRIVATE" parties with all the people they came out with. The goal? To go out and dance every single night with "their" elite group of close minded friends via V.I.P. . And these people you can easily avoid a...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:32 am
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: 2012: The Last Burn
Replies: 165
Views: 90088

I'm not into dictating someone's Burn...

the point is... .the more people who show up... the less "intimate" it is. people are more afraid and less interested in connecting with one another. ... the bigger it becomes the more "shit" comes too. All true. It's just reeeeeeally tough to work out a way to keep it down to people who actually b...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:24 am
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: 2012: The Last Burn
Replies: 165
Views: 90088

I get to live in the fire most of the time, lucky me...

Nah, 2012 will the Rapture, when all the tightass "Because MY deity doesn't like it, that's why!" types will be sucked up into the sky to a fabulous eternity with their Main Man (and more enjoyment to 'em, i say!), leaving the earth to those of us who actually like to have a good time and then we'll...
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:09 am
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: This Theme Sucks!
Replies: 99
Views: 38926

Pink Pussycat, I'm gonna find you!

PINK PUSSYCAT, MEOW MEOW MEOW!!

Man, i fuckin' love you guys... *nodding*
by honeyfire
Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:05 am
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: Burning Man 2009 Theme
Replies: 138
Views: 42774

Like bitching that the dance audition excludes nondancers...

Simon, is this prehensile tail you speak of readily available, or did you have yours custom made? 'Cos i've been wanting one for ages. *nodding* Gyre, i see what you're saying, i simply don't agree, because the interacting with the theme is optional. If you had to stick to the theme to get in, then,...
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Asshole passed out in my tent, sleeping in my bed!
Replies: 66
Views: 14254

You are merciful and kind...

The kind of spoiled brat dumbass dickhead who cuts a hole in someone else's tent to crash in it.
Gotta have bucks for the beer run, yo?
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:38 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: My suggestions for 2009!
Replies: 29
Views: 5521

Different people have different needs priorities...

You know, the thread title does just say "Suggestions"...

And for all those who want to laugh at people for wearing heavy duty dust masks, you're welcome to pay my ER bills when my lungs stop functioning...
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:42 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32378

We speak for those who have no words.

From what I understand, people who are caught with dogs trying to enter the gate are sent to Gerlach to kennel their animal. That's kinda what i figured, was just curious. There was a puppy ... locked in a tent with no shade or water ... in very bad condition ... the gate crew ... convinced her "ow...
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:26 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Whats the Deal? Trouble@Greeters Gate, Discovery Channel!?!?
Replies: 43
Views: 10646

Ah. Thank you for the clarification. I can see, then, why you feel you are in another category than snapshotters. Not that there's anything wrong with snapshots! And, yes, there's a big diff between burners shooting respectfully and underinformed mediadors thinking that they can do anything because ...
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:06 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32378

"This is my dog, MOOP..."

severe acute cranial rectosis and the symptoms are blurred vision followed by complete blindness followed by difficulty breathing. Then back and leg pain, followed by possible death by suffocation in severe cases ... or something. BWAAHAAHAAHAAAA!!! EX cellent! As regards confiscation at gate, it o...
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:55 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Burning Man Has Jumped the Snark
Replies: 15
Views: 2881

Now we really will be what we eat, eh?

Oooooohhhh, edible glitter!
How... rainbow!
by honeyfire
Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:51 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Whats the Deal? Trouble@Greeters Gate, Discovery Channel!?!?
Replies: 43
Views: 10646

When in doubt, please assume i mean it nicely...

I suppose it’s all semantics. Technically we are media anyways as we have valid press credentials and shoot freelance for various papers. It just so happens that BM is not something we publish, but more the documentation of our life and travels. Not so much semantics here, as context. Whatever yo...
by honeyfire
Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:27 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: what's your deal?
Replies: 43
Views: 6601

My deal is Go Fish.

My deal is i'll make the guac if you bring the avo's.

Why do the whiners have to start multiple whiner threads, anyway?
*sigh* Kids these days, no sense of concision...
by honeyfire
Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:23 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Playa lung and who got sick after BM?
Replies: 97
Views: 37655

*cough cough*

*laughing* This sounds just like our old in-person or by-phone discussions of Faire Crap...
The year that Faire Crap was scabies SUUUUUUUCCKKEEDD!
by honeyfire
Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:11 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Oh you Burners are a new fab breed.
Replies: 20
Views: 3151

My name was already taken...

Are you telling me that you parents named you pignome?
Damn, and i though Reignbeaux was harsh...
by honeyfire
Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:58 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Media = Observers
Replies: 39
Views: 15021

Pissing contest...

*barking dogs*

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