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by Magikal
Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P. J. O'Rourke Quotefest 2004
Replies: 249
Views: 62687

Magikal,,, good to see you. 2 years without E-Playa. You missed some good threads. You must have some good stories. Dan CSS, don't even get me started (tho you already have :lol: ). Joined an SM club, found they were (mostly) posturing fools, with (as you would expect) few single females. Compuker ...
by Magikal
Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P. J. O'Rourke Quotefest 2004
Replies: 249
Views: 62687

Whew! Almost two years to the day since I've been on here, just thot I'd stop by & see what was up. Can't Sit Still, glad to see you're still around. Now a quote to justify my existence: "--The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring...
by Magikal
Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

Hold your nose, I'm goin' in... So I'm sure you know of William Penn, the man for whom Pennsylvania (Penns' woods) was named. Seems he had a few aunts who were a little short on cash, so they were going to start baking and selling pies. And sales were good. However, they were losing pies. They'd bak...
by Magikal
Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Burning Man in the Klamath Falls, OR Herald & News
Replies: 7
Views: 1802

"...the whole shindig culminates in Saturday night's burning of a huge wooden structure in the shape of a man.

Nobody can quite explain what it means. Which might be the whole point."
You know, that might just be the most perfect, concise description of the event that I have ever heard.
by Magikal
Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: W
Replies: 31
Views: 5893

Go to Google. Type: failure :roll: Oh, God, please don't tell me you're going to bring up that old toad again. This is the second time someone has brought that up on this board. *sigh* For the uninitiate, if you go to Google and type in "Abject Failure" or some such thing, George Bush will come up....
by Magikal
Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are YOU gonnna do while everyone is on the playa?
Replies: 15
Views: 4311

*sigh* What am I doing? Nuthin'. *double sigh* :( Going to work, paying off the debt hole I'm in, trying not to think about the playa. The Gerlach webcam has a whiff of playa dust in the background, that'll have to do me this year, unless the on-site webcams are available somewhere... *triple sigh* ...
by Magikal
Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

Ah! Henna.
by Magikal
Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:56 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

Regrettably, I shan't be going this year. *sigh* Got myself into a bit of a debt hole & all that...

Bloody hands?
by Magikal
Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

LOL, CSS, another funny one... So, this likkered-up blond needs a ride home from the bar. One of the stand-up gents there, being a real boy scout (and also hoping to get laid) volunteers to take her home. So they're driving along this country road, with the blond mumbling and slurring her words, whe...
by Magikal
Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

LOL!!! Oh, CSS, ya killed me with that one... :D
by Magikal
Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Andy Warhol
Replies: 0
Views: 743

Andy Warhol

The local art museum here in San Diego has an exhibition of some of Andy Warhols' work, and I went down to see it, since he is quite the cultural icon and all that. Quite frankly, while it was interesting, I fail to see why people were all so ga-ga over him. Yeah, so he did negatives and put extra c...
by Magikal
Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: depression of Not Burning
Replies: 7
Views: 1516

kristina;

Right there with ya, darlin'. I'm not going this year, as I've gotten myself into something of a money hole. Too, I guess I want to take a break, as it's a back-breaking 800-mile drive for me, each way. Still, I will miss it like hell. :cry: No, you're not alone at all.
by Magikal
Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: People to meet / avoid on the playa.
Replies: 63
Views: 8067

Re: People to meet / avoid on the playa.

Magikal seems to see eye to eye with me, so obviously she's very intelligent Ummm, exCUSE me, I realize I really like color & all, and art, and I like gifting henna tattoos & wearing my earings & beret & orange & purple silk scarves, but... But darn it, I'M MALE!!!!! :evil: (born that way, ya know....
by Magikal
Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P. J. O'Rourke Quotefest 2004
Replies: 249
Views: 62687

Why, thank you, CSS. :oops: I'm blushin'. It's one thing to present a legitimately opposing viewpoint, which is both the right & duty of every American. It's something else altogether to be a canker sore on the buttocks of humanity, which I would contend Michael Moore (and, in large part, France) is...
by Magikal
Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?






-Damn!

:D Thank you, thank you, I know I've won your hearts & minds again in the catagory of "Most Lame-O Joke Known To Man". Really, I appreciate your vote, truly I do...
by Magikal
Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why did the Rabbit cross the Playa?
Replies: 27
Views: 4667

He knew the time was nigh; It was his turn to die; He saw all those humans; Making fun, hi-jinks and lumens; And thot it the place that gave the high. Sitting on his rock shelf; He said to himself; "There I will go to breath my last; And reflect upon my past; Surely the playa will make me, too, a ha...
by Magikal
Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P. J. O'Rourke Quotefest 2004
Replies: 249
Views: 62687

I don't think much more can be said about that. :D And getting back to the genisis of this little thread: "And France is a treasure to mankind. French ideas, French beliefs, and French actions form a sort of moral lodestone for humanity. A moral compass needle needs a butt end. Whatever direction Fr...
by Magikal
Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

Oh ho! Long, involved ones, eh? Well, take this! Not really a joke, per se, but funny nonetheless (and I listen to talk radio sometimes!): ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *This is Your Brain on Authoritarian Religion. Any Questions?* *Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advic...
by Magikal
Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Hey There!
Replies: 7
Views: 1289

Hiya Trinity! :D Welcome to the (mostly) friendliest place on the web, barring the occasional flame war. Been lurking long, or did you just jump right in?
by Magikal
Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P. J. O'Rourke Quotefest 2004
Replies: 249
Views: 62687

Dennis Miller, on Michael Moore: "He's going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except his right to hate it. And then we say that we love it and he's going to tell us what naive sheep we are and that he's the true patri...
by Magikal
Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

So what do you call a cow with no legs?























Ground beef. :D
by Magikal
Sun May 21, 2006 3:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P. J. O'Rourke Quotefest 2004
Replies: 249
Views: 62687

Oh, man, you hit the nail on the head with that one. Heavy Metal was one of my all-time favorite movies. :D
by Magikal
Sun May 14, 2006 5:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Collections
Replies: 18
Views: 5099

Specta, that's terrible! ...tho I did laugh like a motherfucker... Well, aside from good porn ('70's porn was the best! ), I would have to say it's takeoffs of "American Gothic", you know, that painting of the two stern-faced Amish-looking people posed in front of a farmhouse, I'm assuming husband a...
by Magikal
Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

I'm sure by now everyone has seen this, but what the hell... The Birds & The Bees For Computer Geeks A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you'll need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Ya...
by Magikal
Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What tickles your fancy?
Replies: 28
Views: 5961

OK, I'll bite. First, I never realized The Church Of The Sub-genius had any connection to fisting. Must be why I've not checked them out ere this. Second, what is that? A midgit mariachi group? Third, who's the cute Goth chick? Fourth, well, a big roaring bonfire, that I can dig. Who, me? What do I ...
by Magikal
Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:35 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

So one day this demon is doing his route in hell, and he comes across this guy who looks really depressed. The demon comes up to him and says, “Hey, pal, what’s the problem?” “What’s the problem?”, the guy replies. “I’m in hell!!! It really doesn’t get much worse than this!” The demon shakes his hea...
by Magikal
Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:03 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is the age of enlightenment dead?
Replies: 17
Views: 3793

Whelp, the Rennisaunce(sp?) came about while organized religion was still a major player, not just a minor afterthot as it is today (mostly, Islamofascists excluded :roll: ). Thusly, blaming religion for enlightenment, or the lack thereof, seems to me faulty.
by Magikal
Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Log off the Internet Day
Replies: 21
Views: 3333

Hell, I do that all the time. It's called "being busy" or "having a life".
by Magikal
Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Wind Powered Craft
Replies: 5
Views: 1308

Well, I dunno as to how much sailing space is available out there (I don't think they let you blast along thru the empty playa, even if it's passable & not all muddy), but I know re-entry, WITH YOUR TICKET STUB, is no problemo. I was hanging around out at the airport in '05, looking to kipe a ride t...
by Magikal
Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 263179

Oh, and surely this thread must be resurrected from after the spam/troll attacks, if only so I have someplace to post my bad jokes... :lol:

What was the real reason Michael Jackson sold his Neverland Ranch?
























It was more than 12 years old.

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