Magikal,,, good to see you. 2 years without E-Playa. You missed some good threads. You must have some good stories. Dan CSS, don't even get me started (tho you already have :lol: ). Joined an SM club, found they were (mostly) posturing fools, with (as you would expect) few single females. Compuker ...

Whew! Almost two years to the day since I've been on here, just thot I'd stop by & see what was up. Can't Sit Still, glad to see you're still around. Now a quote to justify my existence: "--The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring...

Hold your nose, I'm goin' in... So I'm sure you know of William Penn, the man for whom Pennsylvania (Penns' woods) was named. Seems he had a few aunts who were a little short on cash, so they were going to start baking and selling pies. And sales were good. However, they were losing pies. They'd bak...

"...the whole shindig culminates in Saturday night's burning of a huge wooden structure in the shape of a man.

Nobody can quite explain what it means. Which might be the whole point."

You know, that might just be the most perfect, concise description of the event that I have ever heard.

Go to Google. Type: failure :roll: Oh, God, please don't tell me you're going to bring up that old toad again. This is the second time someone has brought that up on this board. *sigh* For the uninitiate, if you go to Google and type in "Abject Failure" or some such thing, George Bush will come up....

*sigh* What am I doing? Nuthin'. *double sigh* :( Going to work, paying off the debt hole I'm in, trying not to think about the playa. The Gerlach webcam has a whiff of playa dust in the background, that'll have to do me this year, unless the on-site webcams are available somewhere... *triple sigh* ...

Ah! Henna.

Regrettably, I shan't be going this year. *sigh* Got myself into a bit of a debt hole & all that...

Bloody hands?

LOL, CSS, another funny one... So, this likkered-up blond needs a ride home from the bar. One of the stand-up gents there, being a real boy scout (and also hoping to get laid) volunteers to take her home. So they're driving along this country road, with the blond mumbling and slurring her words, whe...

LOL!!! Oh, CSS, ya killed me with that one...

The local art museum here in San Diego has an exhibition of some of Andy Warhols' work, and I went down to see it, since he is quite the cultural icon and all that. Quite frankly, while it was interesting, I fail to see why people were all so ga-ga over him. Yeah, so he did negatives and put extra c...

kristina;

Right there with ya, darlin'. I'm not going this year, as I've gotten myself into something of a money hole. Too, I guess I want to take a break, as it's a back-breaking 800-mile drive for me, each way. Still, I will miss it like hell. No, you're not alone at all.

Magikal seems to see eye to eye with me, so obviously she's very intelligent Ummm, exCUSE me, I realize I really like color & all, and art, and I like gifting henna tattoos & wearing my earings & beret & orange & purple silk scarves, but... But darn it, I'M MALE!!!!! :evil: (born that way, ya know....

Why, thank you, CSS. :oops: I'm blushin'. It's one thing to present a legitimately opposing viewpoint, which is both the right & duty of every American. It's something else altogether to be a canker sore on the buttocks of humanity, which I would contend Michael Moore (and, in large part, France) is...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?






-Damn!

Thank you, thank you, I know I've won your hearts & minds again in the catagory of "Most Lame-O Joke Known To Man". Really, I appreciate your vote, truly I do...

He knew the time was nigh; It was his turn to die; He saw all those humans; Making fun, hi-jinks and lumens; And thot it the place that gave the high. Sitting on his rock shelf; He said to himself; "There I will go to breath my last; And reflect upon my past; Surely the playa will make me, too, a ha...

I don't think much more can be said about that. :D And getting back to the genisis of this little thread: "And France is a treasure to mankind. French ideas, French beliefs, and French actions form a sort of moral lodestone for humanity. A moral compass needle needs a butt end. Whatever direction Fr...

Oh ho! Long, involved ones, eh? Well, take this! Not really a joke, per se, but funny nonetheless (and I listen to talk radio sometimes!): ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *This is Your Brain on Authoritarian Religion. Any Questions?* *Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advic...

Hiya Trinity! Welcome to the (mostly) friendliest place on the web, barring the occasional flame war. Been lurking long, or did you just jump right in?

Dennis Miller, on Michael Moore: "He's going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except his right to hate it. And then we say that we love it and he's going to tell us what naive sheep we are and that he's the true patri...

So what do you call a cow with no legs?























Ground beef.

Oh, man, you hit the nail on the head with that one. Heavy Metal was one of my all-time favorite movies.

Specta, that's terrible! ...tho I did laugh like a motherfucker... Well, aside from good porn ('70's porn was the best! ), I would have to say it's takeoffs of "American Gothic", you know, that painting of the two stern-faced Amish-looking people posed in front of a farmhouse, I'm assuming husband a...

I'm sure by now everyone has seen this, but what the hell... The Birds & The Bees For Computer Geeks A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you'll need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Ya...

OK, I'll bite. First, I never realized The Church Of The Sub-genius had any connection to fisting. Must be why I've not checked them out ere this. Second, what is that? A midgit mariachi group? Third, who's the cute Goth chick? Fourth, well, a big roaring bonfire, that I can dig. Who, me? What do I ...

So one day this demon is doing his route in hell, and he comes across this guy who looks really depressed. The demon comes up to him and says, “Hey, pal, what’s the problem?” “What’s the problem?”, the guy replies. “I’m in hell!!! It really doesn’t get much worse than this!” The demon shakes his hea...

Whelp, the Rennisaunce(sp?) came about while organized religion was still a major player, not just a minor afterthot as it is today (mostly, Islamofascists excluded ). Thusly, blaming religion for enlightenment, or the lack thereof, seems to me faulty.

Hell, I do that all the time. It's called "being busy" or "having a life".

Well, I dunno as to how much sailing space is available out there (I don't think they let you blast along thru the empty playa, even if it's passable & not all muddy), but I know re-entry, WITH YOUR TICKET STUB, is no problemo. I was hanging around out at the airport in '05, looking to kipe a ride t...

Oh, and surely this thread must be resurrected from after the spam/troll attacks, if only so I have someplace to post my bad jokes...

What was the real reason Michael Jackson sold his Neverland Ranch?
























It was more than 12 years old.