Okay so here's my idea: You know those cork screws that have the arms that move up and down, you push down to pull out the cork I think, and they look kinda like a certain Man we all know? I want to attach one to my bike, maybe to the handle bars, so that when I pedal the arms go up and down. How do...

So by the name you can guess what our shtick is. I'm wondering how to attach fire to a hoop. Can someone lead me in the right direction?

Last year I noticed a disturbing lack of techno, that is the deep, quirky, glitchy kind. Anyone know of any sound systems/camps catering to my needs? I will also be bringing the sickest records this side of Germany.