That's the plan, Mr. J. Mr..

Barring any repetition of the unfortunate sciatica-related incident that prevented its deployment last year.

"You know, Mr. President, the part about our deterrent lacking credibility..." - from Dr. Strangelove

Yep, go out the same way you came in - naked, wet and screaming.

On the night of the Temple burn, my group and I got there early and sat down. Other people moved in front of us, including one young man with a beard and walking stick who WOULD NOT sit down, no matter how nicely or rudely we asked him (he turned around and informed me that he was angry, which I gue...

I'd agree that the Pantzooka Patrol would definitely be social satire. :D And satire is definitely good, just so long as it's all in good fun. ^ ^ Yes, that is the point! the Pantzooka is not meant to be an actual assault or judgement on anyone; it is social satire. The absurdity of anyone going ar...

The Pantzooka Patrol will be back, never fear. Your first and only warning will be the CRASH-WHOOSH as a tightly rolled pair of tighty-whities hurtles in your general direction (we have not yet developed a terminal-guidance package for the ordnance that will plaster the undies to you accurately and ...