Hi - I'm trying to get a straight legal answer here that no one in my camp can figure out: If you are 'busted' (for something fairly innocuous - nothing violent, nothing narcotic) on the playa, far away from your camp and you have your ID on you - driver's license, passport, can the LEOs accept your...

Two words - deep conditioner. Indulge in some great deep pack conditioner and smooth it into your dry, unbraided hair in the morning. Now braid, twist, bun - secure it up all day and try to keep a wrap around your head. The conditioner will dry into your hair and maybe make it a little 'crispy', but...

Guys, I really need some advice. I just got married in June. I love him, we're happy. He's never been to BM, I've been three times. It's all good. This year, I wasn't going. I had been planning on taking that vacation time and money and spending it with new hubby on something we could share - namely...

1. Keep a serious and vigilant eye out for the cops. They're everywhere - both hidden and obvious. And they are most assuredly looking for you. 2. Don't feed the energy monsters. They creep out of the woodwork when you're least expecting it, dripping calumny and poisonous self-absorbtion. They feed ...

Favorite injury? Two very sore, very black and blue ass cheeks from a very thorough, professional and entirely deserved spanking. Second? Saying, "Oh, that big scar on my elbow? I was trying to slide out of a giant, roving gumball machine without spilling my margarita." Lots of odd bruises, cuts and...