Wow. I really want to believe he's fucking with us, but other material online supports it being a real request.

What, you think Crystal Raven Stormy Moonchild Smith can count?

I am a 40-yr-old virgin burner who desperately needs to come home to the magical place that is the playa, which I have frequently visited in my dreams on the astral plane. I am a fire DJ whose divine calling is to align people's crystal energies by setting them on fire, and it's absolutely vital tha...

Sounds like a plan to me! Good sex with any sex, ooo baby!

TPBM is going to hook up on the playa... with a sparkle pony!

Great idea trilobyte!

Beautiful project! And another success story for Kickstarter.

My tastebuds favor ice cream, but my stomach favors sherbet.

TPBM thinks leopard spots are sexy. Especially when painted on with Nutella.

Yep - misplaced the boyfriend yet again.

TPBM will terrify many virgins this year.

Yeah, I thought that one would be popular. Maybe a good theme camp... though the people who'd participate are usually not the ones who need it!

I *might* have the eyes of a virgin, I haven't been asking that question when collecting eyes...

TPBM will find their fantasies fufilled by the misfit sex toy art car this year.

There are a lot of activities that most people take rather a while to get good at, just because we don't do them often enough or with enough variety (especially at first). Kissing and sex come to mind, although that tells you more about my mind than the topic ;) Others can include art, certain other...