wooodrow o how i have missed you

anyone want to get a sock a drink?

Sammy! There you are you bastard! Okay, give me that little shit woodrow right this cotton-picking minute!

i am too depressed for this sock shit tonight my heart just isn't in it damn i don't even have the spirit for capital letters i thought that dragging becca out might cheer me up but no dice could my life really be falling apart?

fuck i am sorry to be a wet blanket

later

whatever is right

Why thank you tisha i thought you'd never ask

actually i am having ashitty day

big fight at home

my spuse says I don't know him at all

and that he wants someone who will "get" him

i am officially off the wagon

wait one cottonpicking moinute cowboy, youve been tailing a pro like kisty around like apuppydog for weeks and you call me to easy?

Hi cowboyfella

sure you can see my tits

just look down the front of my blouse

What do you recommend, sailor?

Hello

Oh my Gawd! A too Z. How ARE you? HAve you seen Glittery Clittery around at all. I miss her soooo much

Winky winky woo

Holy shit, Capn'!! Yahoo!! And just in time for happy hour!! I got a little behind here - got stuck actually getting work done...so I'll take two! Rian and Becca - you'll be back for ladies night, tonight, yeah? Around 9? Let me say it before one of those men do, your behind looks great in those sl...

Becca wrote: yeah I'm doin alright with this. I am starting to get a bit of a buzz going. Sammy, I think that once you get to know me you are going to like me. I don't doubt you... lets just say I was *surprised* to find out I was married.... just like Sensei is going to be *surprised* to find out ...

yeah I'm doin alright with this. I am starting to get a bit of a buzz going. Sammy, I think that once you get to know me you are going to like me.

Jason. You are always so nice to me. I'll be okay. (sniff)

(dramatic pause)

Can I have another spritzer?

(dramatic pause)

And maybe a shot of Jaeger? Or are you not bartending any longer?

becca wrote: THERE YOU ARE SAMTZU! I've been looking all over for you! Are you trying to AVOID me? Uhh... ohhh.... well, mmmm, hey, uh, lady . So, how ya' been? How's things? What have you been doing with yourself... actually, what have you been doing with Woodrow. He mentioned your name (talks in ...

samtzu wrote:Sensei wrote:

I think woodrow has a little sock-STD, which again makes him perfect for that claptrap becca.

Aw, shit! What do you take for that? Tinactin?

Look Samtzu I don't want to make a scene in <I>here</I> but if I have to I will!

THERE YOU ARE SAMTZU! I've been looking all over for you! Are you trying to AVOID me?

Whew. Thanks. I got to go look for Samtzu. See you later.

Sandwichman wrote:

becca wrote:Ooooh what's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?

What you need? I am not really a bartender but I pretend to be one on the eplaya.

Jason

Thank you...white wine spritzer. Hmmmm. Do you know Samtzu, by any chance?

Ooooh what's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?

Hey! Can socks drink in this bar? And has anyone seen my husband?

lol joel...see that was funny. but seriously, plenty of talking asses abound this place... *looks meaningfully at sensei and samfool* isnt that right fellas? Oh my gawd! Even us socks READ the damn threads before getting busy criticizing others. It's Samzilla's DONG who does the littlebitty talking...

Cum join our camp. Small, specially chosen group of Fredonia based movie makers, writers, and weird film entertainers seeking sexy Ho with improper qualifications and some personality to be a part of an even better year in 2005, a ridiculous concept from the get-go considering 04. Plenty of benefit...

Hellooooooooo! Oh my gawd! I am still here and I think a lot of my fellow socks are too!

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Sensei wrote:Anyone seen FrenchBlue lately? No? Wonder why?

oh my gawd! you are soooo wrong sensie, by the way are YOU hot? no I didnt think so

good morning you stud muffins and muffettes! Miss me?


winky winky wooo

stuart wrote:

I may be a sock, but I am way hotter than you anyway

cites?

Oh my god! Stuart you are soooo funny. You know it's true so just stop it. Did I mention that you look kind of sexy in your little picture thing?

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Glittering Clitoris wrote:Your so sweet Sensei.

I think I like you too- but don't tell DVD!

He might get, you know, Jelous.

Hello Glittery. How are you? Are you still up for that three-way with DVD. I have a feeling that I'd like to get to know him...and you...better!

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Brecca, We can be sock friends and have a threesome with DVD. I bet he's never had one. I don't hate all men- just most of them! They are so shallow. If I had a ugly avatar, I would never have had a PM sent to me. We are just more then a pretty avatar- we're people too damn it- I think? Yeah. I am ...

Rian Jackson wrote:

becca wrote:

well, my little sockmonkey friend, maybe you should get your alter ego to the playa and we'll tear it up there. We should get A II Z/ GlitClit too... i think the combination will be unstoppable. :wink:

Oh, we are so there and we are going to rawwkk. I'll talk to Alt-e today.

winky winky woo