"Who Ruined Burning Man?"

but wait, there's more... here are possible street names (with thanks to Caveat}

Assholes
Billionaires
Cacophony Society
Da Man
EDM
Frat boys
Gawkers
Hordes of people
I Ruined Burning Man
Jackasses
Kids and their damn music
Lookie Lous

Until a better way is developed to deal with scalpers and to encourage use of STEP, give the people who place a ticket into STEP a preference for getting a ticket next year.