He's got constant wood, but I hear he is a total flamer.

Note the sarcasm guys!!! Geez....... Well what else.... Hmm I also am fluent in Deep Tissue Tantric Massage and Leather mask moulding.


Also I will do a backflip for every penis I see, and recite the alphabet backwards for every nipple. THATS MY TRICK!

I hear that Burning Man is short on Firespinners and DJs..... Well you're in luck! Because I do both of those things..... I'm also a hard working seasoned awesome pretty sparkly spiky jumpy awesome artist mcrad pants!! Thing is though, I'd like to set my little ass up in a high energy camp to match ...