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by Nipple
Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:18 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Partying during Early Arrival?
Replies: 200
Views: 40024

Re: Partying during Early Arrival?

Lonesomebri wrote: "Hey, you're not supposed to be having fun until gate opens, get back to work!"
Me too!

"NO FUN UNTIL MONDAY. 10AM! BUREAU OF LAND MANAGEMENT PERMIT STIPULATION. YOU WILL BE FINED."
by Nipple
Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:32 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Mistakes were made and accidents happened.
Replies: 29
Views: 6051

Re: Mistakes were made and accidents happened.

I gifted one of my lanyard/laminates to a Sheriff Deputy sometime Saturday daytime, he seemed honestly thankful, he hung it on his inside mirror. Were those the All-Access Passes? I think you may have gifted me one Monday night. I was standing inside the 3:00 keyhole talking to some friends who dro...
by Nipple
Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:34 am
Forum: Lost Bikes
Topic: Was separated from my yellow bike (lookin for Sheila from SF
Replies: 5
Views: 5680

Re: Was separated from my yellow bike (lookin for Sheila fro

I think it's less that the bike was moop, and more that the poster was mooped. I'm picturing him standing by the greeters area with a sign saying "SF". Sheila pulls up, says "OK! GET IN!" Poster loads his bike, a tent, Exodus pulse happens while he's grabbing his backpack... he turns around, No Shei...
by Nipple
Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:17 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Weird year.
Replies: 30
Views: 7795

Re: Weird year.

Worked the airport gate as well. There were different levels of people flying in. I could kind of tell who was whom by their perception of me. Some of the folks were regular folks who interacted with me normally, but to some, I was perhaps some kind of hazy indistinct figure that they could barely p...
by Nipple
Sun Aug 16, 2015 11:10 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Concept BRC City Plans for 100,000
Replies: 20
Views: 4564

Re: Concept BRC City Plans for 100,000

It's not the org that's asking for a new city design.

It's just some participants.

The clock doesn't appear to be in an danger of being replaced.
by Nipple
Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:27 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: cooling your tent or van
Replies: 4368
Views: 1566495

Re: cooling your tent or van

Sitting in Portland, at 33% relative humidity, this thing is blowing out cool moist air! It's going to feel great on the playa! Geewhiz! Thanks, Uncle Figjam! IMG_2886.jpg IMG_2887.jpg IMG_2888.jpg I'm sure you're just using that jump pack for testing, but just in case someone else takes a look and...
by Nipple
Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:56 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: cooling your tent or van
Replies: 4368
Views: 1566495

Re: cooling your tent or van

Sitting in Portland, at 33% relative humidity, this thing is blowing out cool moist air!

It's going to feel great on the playa!

Geewhiz! Thanks, Uncle Figjam!
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by Nipple
Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:46 pm
Forum: 2015 Share Resources
Topic: EA Ride Needed from PDX 8/28-8/29 for 8/29 EA
Replies: 3
Views: 1342

Re: EA Ride Needed from PDX 8/28-8/29 for 8/29 EA

Daw, thanks!

I have to be a little honest here... (just a little, promise.) It's not for me. I'll be on Playa 8/23. This is for my partner who has work keeping them in Portland until 8/28. (Sad trombone.)

I'm trying to get to the ePlaya meetup this year! See you out there, Savannah!
by Nipple
Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:37 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Getting off playa early
Replies: 8
Views: 2979

Re: Getting off playa early

There was a post somewhere on here from a guy named Capt Kirk, who flies to Reno daily from BRC.

viewtopic.php?f=95&t=74451

This one... seems fishy though... Says it's Kirk, but is signed with a picture of Spock. Caveat Emptorprise.
by Nipple
Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:34 pm
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Manscaping on the playa
Replies: 31
Views: 13112

Re: Manscaping on the playa

We're mammals... be a mammal.

Any time you shave body hair, that puts you into the likeness of our reptilian overlords.

Don't stoop to being a bagman for the lizard people.
by Nipple
Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:01 pm
Forum: 2015 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: Are there any Crossfit style workouts on the playa?
Replies: 9
Views: 2762

Re: Are there any Crossfit style workouts on the playa?

Here's your WOD for the week of 8/30

Three rounds, 21-15- and 9 reps, for time of:
1) Go Climb that Thing
2) Sip a Beer
3) Bike out to Point 3
3) Run After That Mutant Vehicle
2) Post FB status update about WOD
5) Sprint to where you think you left your bike.
by Nipple
Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:33 pm
Forum: 2015 Share Resources
Topic: EA Ride Needed from PDX 8/28-8/29 for 8/29 EA
Replies: 3
Views: 1342

EA Ride Needed from PDX 8/28-8/29 for 8/29 EA

Looking from a ride from the Portland area. Can meet up with folks coming through from Seattle. "It will just be me, a mini cooler and a small backpack. I am happy to contribute gas money and can provide some driving relief. I can get myself anywhere in the Portland area to meet up. I will have EA a...
by Nipple
Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Treatment of women at Burning Man and beyond
Replies: 107
Views: 13507

Re: 2STRIPCLUB DJS LOOKING 4ACAMP 2 JOIN

Simon of the Playa wrote:i was blinded by nipple, forgive me...
It happens, and to me, it's all water under the bridge. For my part, I'm sorry as well.
by Nipple
Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:10 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: DJ Art Cars And Their Effect On Art
Replies: 270
Views: 47946

Re: DJ Art Cars And Their Effect On Art



Highly directional speaker + Smooth Sax sounds of Careless Whisper + Aiming right at a bad acting DJ's head = Punitive Damages.
by Nipple
Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:38 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Beginning of the end?
Replies: 58
Views: 11927

Re: Beginning of the end?

It's all part of a larger cycle.

Once the EMP disaster happens, we'll have a nice quiet AusterityBurn in 2023.
by Nipple
Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:07 pm
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: 2014 Moop Map in HD
Replies: 53
Views: 18981

Re: 2014 Moop Map in HD

Yeah, sfslim I believe talked on his instragram about mooping a particularly notorious camp that isn't updated on the latest map.

It's my hope that means that they've completed the line sweeps in the city!
by Nipple
Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:16 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: 2013 Operating Plan
Replies: 31
Views: 5276

Re: 2013 Operating Plan

2011's operating plan has been up on the web for a while.

http://www.blm.gov/nv/st/en/fo/wfo/blm_ ... print.html

(Find on page for "Operating")

It's pretty much the same document.
by Nipple
Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:52 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Steve Fritz has passed away.
Replies: 6
Views: 2416

Re: Steve Fritz has passed away.

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by Nipple
Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:42 pm
Forum: 2014 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Need ticket and time machine...
Replies: 3
Views: 4622

Re: Need ticket and time machine...

You're in luck!

Ticketfly should be mailing yours any day now...
by Nipple
Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:09 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: any undercover run-ins?
Replies: 63
Views: 13945

Re: any undercover run-ins?

If those $100 bills were found in the area of the airport, they might be mine. A nude guy climbed into my car, found several packs of $100 bills that I had hidden under my floor mat and proceeded to spread the bills all over the front seat. Dumb me; I had left my car unlocked and the keys in the as...
by Nipple
Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:22 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Bad Behaviour on the Playa
Replies: 142
Views: 26930

Re: Bad Behaviour on the Playa

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by Nipple
Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:08 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 115843

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

Why shouldn't they get placement? I think it's perfectly appropriate for them to get placement, and it isn't like they were on Esplanade. Also: Why shouldn't they get access to directed sales tickets like other placed theme camps? I think the innuendo here is that they received several hundred presa...
by Nipple
Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:49 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Bright-line test: Theme camps paying live-in employees $$$
Replies: 56
Views: 9741

Re: Bright-line test: Theme camps paying live-in employees $

... or the year my camp mates kept moving my MOTHER FUCKING COOLER OUT INTO THE SUN.

GOD DAMNIT.

THREE TIMES.
by Nipple
Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:20 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Bright-line test: Theme camps paying live-in employees $$$
Replies: 56
Views: 9741

Re: Bright-line test: Theme camps paying live-in employees $

I looked through the 2011 operating plan (online via the BLM) and it doesn't mention ice sales... However it does defer that kind of stuff over to the Nevada Department of Health and Public Safety. Their records seem to be eluding my Google Fu. It seems pretty reasonable though. The event space is n...
by Nipple
Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:43 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Bright-line test: Theme camps paying live-in employees $$$
Replies: 56
Views: 9741

Re: Bright-line test: Theme camps paying live-in employees $

Why should we make an exception for medical staff? They live in BRC and party just as hard as any other Burners. There are different levels of medical staff. Some are volunteers like you or I, buy a ticket, and work a couple shifts. All the way up to paid employees. You'll find that in most of the ...
by Nipple
Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:39 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: any undercover run-ins?
Replies: 63
Views: 13945

Re: any undercover run-ins?

If they touched each other's bulges, they probably were less "Undercover" and more "Downlow".

The two guys who wanted ticket stubs... probably not cops, but almost certainly up to no good.

Don't give randos your ticket stubs.
by Nipple
Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:56 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: '14 cheers and jeers
Replies: 120
Views: 21827

Re: '14 cheers and jeers

That Doofus may have been in the BRC3PO...

They had a mic in the mailbox, and "The Mouth" just kept going on and on and on... Nice guy.
by Nipple
Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:07 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Self-righteous, wealth-resenting burners running amok
Replies: 253
Views: 34713

Re: Self-righteous, wealth-resenting burners running amok

I think these are really important conversations for us to be having. There's a movement and culture here that is relatively young. We're going to have growing pains... and honestly, if it ever hopes to be something beyond a big dirty party, we're going to need people with clout and resources in the...
by Nipple
Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:42 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 115843

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

From Elsewhere: My ideas are baked in a little more after conversations with my local group... USS, the Porto/Sanitation vendor are TOTALLY paid employees. They're also required as part of the sanitation plan. The cops are also employees of the state/Federal government. These things are required by ...
by Nipple
Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:53 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Bad Behaviour on the Playa
Replies: 142
Views: 26930

Re: Bad Behaviour on the Playa

Well, it was one of his favorite parts so clearly it went well. I'll find out at the arraignment. He laughed and we had a good chat about the BLM and what it's like to work for them. Wishes he could come as a participant. Another friend of mine made these giant foam mallets. "Asshammers" his fun ga...

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