I've seen people on those glorified pogo sticks hmmm - You have me wonderin' if I could mate those hydraulic lifters to the Seg? You know - to make it jump at intersections like Julio? hmmm, that would be cool. You might be ok, Bob. (what kind of a name is "bob" anyway?) Sounds like some hippie nam...

The Segway was banned by the San Francisco Board of Supervisors because the streets and sidewalks are too narrow to safely accomodate them. . Yeah, a standard myth that applies well to toddlers and teenagers (which should be banned in S.F.) but not even close to being real for a Segway. Fact - the ...

Ban this, ban that. Rules here, rules there. Tickets for this, tickets for that. What the hell is this? NYC? I thought I was 2800 miles WEST of that place! FYI - Attydog has posted here. He also risk his Segway to the desert to share it with the good citizens of BRC. and made this rad huge wheel fo...

Yes ... the scooters should be banned. Most of them have wide tires that kick up a lot of dust. Don't complain - there isn't anywhere that you need to get to faster than the rest of us ... The only cool scooter I saw was the guy driving a Segway dolled up to look like a horseless roman chariot ... ...

PJ, I talked to your doctor this morning, No worries, he said he would vouch for your use of a disability bicycle or a motorized scooter next year. You'll just need to paint the handlebars blue so that all the rangers know your a gimp. (Ah, If you go motorized please get an electric scooter - I hate...

You know my doctor and you have been talking to him? hmmm I'm serious - I HATE BIKES AT BURNING MAN! They are NOT good for your health compared to jogging. Any burner can run anywhere they need to go and get an invigorating workout for free. Bikes are a literal pain it the butt! My health suffers ev...

AND - It is high time that the LLC deal with the real problem - BICYCLES! I hate them. They are a danger and ennoyance. Every year I have been pushed into a briar patch of parked bicyles only to stumble and get clawed by sharp projecting things, pedals and bars. THINGS WITH PEDALS SHOULD BE BANNED! ...