Am I the only one not getting the humour here?

mustangbob wrote:Simon you crack me up. I have always enjoyed reading your posts.

I am surprised some people are offended by your theme camp idea. This is after all Burningman.

By the way, I think one of the flavors should be Guiana Berry.

I vote Guantanemo (sp.?) Berry-

bigdane wrote:

Savannah wrote:Well, I certainly don't wish to be inflexible.

I've heard that flexibilty is best served with latex rubber and a nice Cave Aged Mellage...so i've heard anyway...just saying..

Cave Aged Menage?

Hunh-

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/307164_10150403048232806_760052805_10151205_1340055578_n.jpg There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of peopl...

dear jcliff or whoever you are. sorry you dont like my ART my avatar stays. my theme camp will exist, and will serve the goddamn motherfucking Kool-Aid whether or not you are offended. have a nice day, now leave me alone, you bother me, i am offended by your being offended. You know I'm 'on your wa...

Waffles and caramelized sugar. Hmm. Waffles and caramelized bacon. Bacon jam with caramel chunks. Bacon in waffle batter. Bacon waffles with caramel-bacon sauce.

Yeah buddy, thank g_d I can cook well.

Find me, eat well.

That would have been nuts! But I may know whoever it was, a lot of my friends do movies :) and yes, crypto, I totally agree, it'd do animal trainers a lot of good to have more veterinary training. Unfortunately I didn't get her name. Regardless. Since you're in L.A. I'm confident we'll meet way bef...

Good morning and welcome.

THEME CAMP IDEA 2012: PIE IN THE FACE CAMP!!! DO THE SPIKE CLAD WARRIORS OF THE THUNDERDOME INTIMIDATE YOU? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU NEED TO RESOLVE? COME ON DOWN TO PIE IN THE FACE CAMP!! WHERE YOU CAN PIE YOUR FRIEND IN THE FACE.. (PIE IN THE FACE CAMP ACCEPTS ANY AND ALL NITROUS DONATIONS 24/7 ...

Beautiful story. Thank you so much for sharing.

if you have lived your fantasies afore the playa, you are not dreaming and thinking enough Yeah ok. But I've lived my life fully: I'm not going to BM to find myself or define myself or to learn how to live w/in my limits (or outside them) and I wouldn't say you could fairly define my life as you ha...

Got it.

Milayna wrote:I actually haven't had my nails done since moving back to LA, but I like to get my nails done!

I met a movie set wild animal trainer recently believe it or not. Was hoping it was you. : )

I am a little confused. Is Burning Man all about sex. Is this true? This forum seems to be mostly about sex, date rape, and there is a lot of talk of death and depression. Is that what Burning Man is? The website says something different. Thanks for the information. No, really its about dust and Ba...

Phew! Hard for me to keep up, can't build for sh*t.

However, I'm still on board to help with a Party.

This is one of those times when both sides are right. If you see my arse out on the playa, please, take a pic. I'm working hard to eat right, lose weight, get in shape, and I'd love others to see my hard work. :) Buns of Steel shall have a new meaning BM 2012. And if I see you out on the playa with...

Nipple wrote:Neat!

I used to live by Cat Tales (In Spokane WA) which is a big cat refuge. They let me feed a lion frozen chicken necks through the fence.

(My take away learning from that: Tuck your thumb. Lions don't care where chicken neck ends, and you begin.)

Life Advice worth taking indeed.

I'm actually, in all seriousness, an exotic animal trainer by profession. I'd love to volunteer my time for lion-taming duty, or maybe handle a troupe of attack monkies for Moop-Czar? That second part not in all seriousness.... :D I wonder if we've met..no joke. I do nails. Have you had your nails ...

Feel better. <3

Hmm, I wonder how trilobyte's bacon jam would fare in a s'more; gonna haveta make some n' test it....nom nom nom. :P Geebus, will you be my neighbor? (**Edit**) We're coming early for set-up, so that might be possible. Our meals will have a heavy infusion of bacon indeed....scones with bacon jam, b...

Sounds nice, good luck with your efforts.

My apologies, Crypto, I had no idea but I'll do your nails gladly.....you're welcome 'round my 'campfire' anytime and thanks MDF. <3

The name of our camp is called Sticky Rice Camp. We are in our 20's and 30's so that picture is obviously NOT us. We are cute though and our theme is based on embracing the asian culture and whoever wants to explore that as well. Instead of folks going to Thailand for fun, we plan to bring that to ...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! Morally casual attitude, kick ass face painting by tattogoddess, Death of Barbies! This must be IT! The end of the world. Yep you are correct lol. When ever im around it is hell. He he Kidding. Hey now, I'm your sis-in-Crime; we'll be Barbiebarians together m'dear. Thankfully...

Yep, angry pants a-burnin, dentatas dentat-in', and alcoholic whipped cream a-flowin'.

trilobyte wrote:Kontradiction - if you've not tried it, bacon covered with chocolate and toffee chips is awesome.

Indeed, I've had it. That's why I was dreaming up a toffee-studded bacon jam. I need to see if this is 'doable'.

wh..sh wrote:OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! Morally casual attitude, kick ass face painting by tattogoddess, Death of Barbies! This must be IT!

Yup.

MyDearFriend wrote:That heart-and-crossbones thing might work for the Dread Pirate Barbie....

...hmmmm....

I'm with ya, let's talk.