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by Kontradiction
Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:47 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: On your knees, I'm here!
Replies: 42
Views: 3107

Re: On your knees, I'm here!

Am I the only one not getting the humour here?

:?
by Kontradiction
Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:41 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: The 1st & Last Annual Jim Jones Kool-Aid Stand.
Replies: 171
Views: 48454

Re: The 1st & Last Annual Jim Jones Kool-Aid Stand.

mustangbob wrote:Simon you crack me up. I have always enjoyed reading your posts.

I am surprised some people are offended by your theme camp idea. This is after all Burningman.

By the way, I think one of the flavors should be Guiana Berry.


I vote Guantanemo (sp.?) Berry-
by Kontradiction
Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:39 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?
Replies: 1187
Views: 68160

Re: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?

bigdane wrote:
Savannah wrote:Well, I certainly don't wish to be inflexible.

I've heard that flexibilty is best served with latex rubber and a nice Cave Aged Mellage...so i've heard anyway...just saying..



Cave Aged Menage?

Hunh-
by Kontradiction
Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:55 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man
Replies: 469
Views: 36436

Re: Top Asshats of 2011 Burning Man

There was a girl working the perimeter of the Trojan Horse the night it burned who was holding a cat (or maybe a small dog?) in her arms, hidden in her cape. Thousands of people, flaming arrows, fireworks, loud music....could you imagine if that cat ran out of her arms? It was a desert fox, native ...
by Kontradiction
Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:46 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: The official BMORG statement on 2012 tickets and theme:
Replies: 165
Views: 32066

Re: The official BMORG statement on 2012 tickets and theme:

dear jcliff or whoever you are. sorry you dont like my ART my avatar stays. my theme camp will exist, and will serve the goddamn motherfucking Kool-Aid whether or not you are offended. have a nice day, now leave me alone, you bother me, i am offended by your being offended. You know I'm 'on your wa...
by Kontradiction
Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:35 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: The official BMORG statement on 2012 tickets and theme:
Replies: 165
Views: 32066

Re: The official BMORG statement on 2012 tickets and theme:

Waffles and caramelized sugar. Hmm. Waffles and caramelized bacon. Bacon jam with caramel chunks. Bacon in waffle batter. Bacon waffles with caramel-bacon sauce.

Yeah buddy, thank g_d I can cook well.

Find me, eat well. :P
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:46 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!
Replies: 84
Views: 6570

Re: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!

That would have been nuts! But I may know whoever it was, a lot of my friends do movies :) and yes, crypto, I totally agree, it'd do animal trainers a lot of good to have more veterinary training. Unfortunately I didn't get her name. Regardless. Since you're in L.A. I'm confident we'll meet way bef...
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:37 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Just Getting Started!
Replies: 11
Views: 741

Re: Just Getting Started!

Good morning and welcome. :)
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:30 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Someone REALLY likes whipped cream
Replies: 40
Views: 5397

Re: Someone REALLY likes whipped cream

THEME CAMP IDEA 2012: PIE IN THE FACE CAMP!!! DO THE SPIKE CLAD WARRIORS OF THE THUNDERDOME INTIMIDATE YOU? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU NEED TO RESOLVE? COME ON DOWN TO PIE IN THE FACE CAMP!! WHERE YOU CAN PIE YOUR FRIEND IN THE FACE.. (PIE IN THE FACE CAMP ACCEPTS ANY AND ALL NITROUS DONATIONS 24/7 ...
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:21 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Burning Man Destroyed My Life
Replies: 57
Views: 9917

Re: Burning Man Destroyed My Life

Beautiful story. Thank you so much for sharing.
by Kontradiction
Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:38 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa
Replies: 217
Views: 37726

Re: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa

if you have lived your fantasies afore the playa, you are not dreaming and thinking enough Yeah ok. But I've lived my life fully: I'm not going to BM to find myself or define myself or to learn how to live w/in my limits (or outside them) and I wouldn't say you could fairly define my life as you ha...
by Kontradiction
Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:47 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp fuck your camera!
Replies: 62
Views: 6341

Re: Camp fuck your camera!

Got it. :P
by Kontradiction
Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:44 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!
Replies: 84
Views: 6570

Re: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!

Milayna wrote:I actually haven't had my nails done since moving back to LA, but I like to get my nails done! :D


I met a movie set wild animal trainer recently believe it or not. Was hoping it was you. : )
by Kontradiction
Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:42 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa
Replies: 217
Views: 37726

Re: Re:

I am a little confused. Is Burning Man all about sex. Is this true? This forum seems to be mostly about sex, date rape, and there is a lot of talk of death and depression. Is that what Burning Man is? The website says something different. Thanks for the information. No, really its about dust and Ba...
by Kontradiction
Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:32 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: How to Dye With Dignity!
Replies: 241
Views: 29410

Re: How to Dye With Dignity!

Phew! Hard for me to keep up, can't build for sh*t.

However, I'm still on board to help with a Party. :)
by Kontradiction
Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:09 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp fuck your camera!
Replies: 62
Views: 6341

Re: Camp fuck your camera!

This is one of those times when both sides are right. If you see my arse out on the playa, please, take a pic. I'm working hard to eat right, lose weight, get in shape, and I'd love others to see my hard work. :) Buns of Steel shall have a new meaning BM 2012. And if I see you out on the playa with...
by Kontradiction
Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:06 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!
Replies: 84
Views: 6570

Re: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!

Nipple wrote:Neat!

I used to live by Cat Tales (In Spokane WA) which is a big cat refuge. They let me feed a lion frozen chicken necks through the fence.

(My take away learning from that: Tuck your thumb. Lions don't care where chicken neck ends, and you begin.)


Life Advice worth taking indeed. :P
by Kontradiction
Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:05 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!
Replies: 84
Views: 6570

Re: LOVE in LIGHT...New MEGA CAMP for 2012!

I'm actually, in all seriousness, an exotic animal trainer by profession. I'd love to volunteer my time for lion-taming duty, or maybe handle a troupe of attack monkies for Moop-Czar? That second part not in all seriousness.... :D I wonder if we've met..no joke. I do nails. Have you had your nails ...
by Kontradiction
Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:50 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: **ANXIETY**
Replies: 135
Views: 13052

Re: **ANXIETY**

Feel better. <3
by Kontradiction
Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:57 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: The official BMORG statement on 2012 tickets and theme:
Replies: 165
Views: 32066

Re: The official BMORG statement on 2012 tickets and theme:

Hmm, I wonder how trilobyte's bacon jam would fare in a s'more; gonna haveta make some n' test it....nom nom nom. :P Geebus, will you be my neighbor? (**Edit**) We're coming early for set-up, so that might be possible. Our meals will have a heavy infusion of bacon indeed....scones with bacon jam, b...
by Kontradiction
Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:55 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Pleasurefist 2012 (2nd 'official' year)
Replies: 14
Views: 1991

Re: Camp Pleasurefist 2012 (2nd 'official' year)

Sounds nice, good luck with your efforts. ;)
by Kontradiction
Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:52 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Tolerance
Replies: 1015
Views: 71625

Re: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Toleranc

My apologies, Crypto, I had no idea but I'll do your nails gladly.....you're welcome 'round my 'campfire' anytime and thanks MDF. <3
by Kontradiction
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:37 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: new camp new rules, any takers?
Replies: 53
Views: 4124

Re: new camp new rules, any takers?

The name of our camp is called Sticky Rice Camp. We are in our 20's and 30's so that picture is obviously NOT us. We are cute though and our theme is based on embracing the asian culture and whoever wants to explore that as well. Instead of folks going to Thailand for fun, we plan to bring that to ...
by Kontradiction
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:29 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Tolerance
Replies: 1015
Views: 71625

Re: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Toleranc

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! Morally casual attitude, kick ass face painting by tattogoddess, Death of Barbies! This must be IT! The end of the world. Yep you are correct lol. When ever im around it is hell. He he Kidding. Hey now, I'm your sis-in-Crime; we'll be Barbiebarians together m'dear. Thankfully...
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:29 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?
Replies: 1187
Views: 68160

Re: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?

Yep, angry pants a-burnin, dentatas dentat-in', and alcoholic whipped cream a-flowin'. :mrgreen:
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:14 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Bacon Jam
Replies: 33
Views: 3327

Re: Bacon Jam

trilobyte wrote:Kontradiction - if you've not tried it, bacon covered with chocolate and toffee chips is awesome.


Indeed, I've had it. That's why I was dreaming up a toffee-studded bacon jam. I need to see if this is 'doable'.
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:02 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Tolerance
Replies: 1015
Views: 71625

Re: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Toleranc

wh..sh wrote:OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! Morally casual attitude, kick ass face painting by tattogoddess, Death of Barbies! This must be IT!


Yup. :mrgreen:
by Kontradiction
Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:02 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Tolerance
Replies: 1015
Views: 71625

Re: Barbie Death Village 2012: More Decadence, Less Toleranc

MyDearFriend wrote:That heart-and-crossbones thing might work for the Dread Pirate Barbie....

...hmmmm....


I'm with ya, let's talk. :P

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