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by blyslv
Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:59 am
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Village Returns in 2010!
Replies: 193
Views: 47844

In a world riven by uncertainty and strife, one rock remains, the BDC&WB!!!

What makes for a good Barberian?

Firm, spankable buttocks spring instantly to mind but I'm sure the list is long.
by blyslv
Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:07 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Party like it's Dec.21, 2012
Replies: 96
Views: 20098

Sensei, WTF? Will party with me like it's 2012?
by blyslv
Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:35 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: ACLU Camp for 2009
Replies: 46
Views: 8135

As a card carrying member of the ACLU and also a person who was married by Doc, I can say you may safely ignroe them when they try to stir up stuff with the liberuls. But I agree, I've had minimum contact with LEO and it's all been positive. The Rangers have a special LEO Liaison (?) team. I would c...
by blyslv
Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: New For 2009: Barbie Death Village!
Replies: 191
Views: 56810

I can only hope the spankings from anatomically improbable vixens picks up in intensity.
by blyslv
Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:17 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: Billionaire Camps
Replies: 148
Views: 43916

""Any thoughts on what we as a community should or can do about this?""

1. Drink!

2. Apply for an art grant.
by blyslv
Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:49 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Kelly the Burning Man Virgin here... can't wait!
Replies: 12
Views: 2061

Burningman: The NEW Paint by Numbers!
by blyslv
Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:26 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: So you admit you're a Christian...you think...theme camp
Replies: 79
Views: 14856

I guess bashing xtianity is the last refuge of the bigot.

Radical inclusiveness indeed.

I've always thought that meant trying to stretch yourself to understand, or at least respect; the Other. But it seems to have devolved into an echo chamber for people who agree with you.
by blyslv
Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:45 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: fightin' words
Replies: 51
Views: 9233

Burningman is like any other drug, you take it long enough, you'll develop a tolerance.

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It is impossible to be objective about realism because everybody creates their own reality.
by blyslv
Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:10 pm
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: CHECKPOINT DREAMYOURTOPIA
Replies: 65
Views: 31188

This one project is making me reconsider my decision not to attend. What an awesome idea.
by blyslv
Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:43 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Flying in and a bit nervous
Replies: 49
Views: 8121

Buy twice as much water as you think you need and half as much of everything else. If you want to "consume" BM, bring a bike and you can ride frenetically all over the playa checking things off your "To see" list. Or instead of dropping $100 on a bike you'll use a week, go about ...
by blyslv
Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:11 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Burning Man Novel Published!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 2326

What'd he call it?

Anatomically Improbable Plastic Figurines Und Cheep Table Wine Conzentrazslager?
by blyslv
Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:08 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: Bring the Fremen to the playa in 2007.
Replies: 38
Views: 26398

Wasn't part of the Atreiades strategy to use the fremen's fighting prowess against the Saudukar, and thus control Dune and da spice?

Who will co-opt the Fremen to bring cheaper Burningman tickets to the masses?
by blyslv
Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:30 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns! Again!
Replies: 223
Views: 75575

Doc doesn't swallow, he spits.


rassa frassa massa rassa
by blyslv
Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:42 pm
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple of Community
Replies: 54
Views: 13305

The "Temple Crew" announced that it would not be building a temple.

But they asked that "their" space be reserved.
by blyslv
Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:38 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: STOP THE EVIL U.S. EMPIRE!
Replies: 62
Views: 9010

yes... the question then becomes: Where do we want to put our energies into? Maintaining our over-seas empire... or taking care of our home turf? I vote for taking care of our home turf? Forget and forgo this stupid overseas empire.... I think those are probably the right questions. It would truly ...
by blyslv
Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:08 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: STOP THE EVIL U.S. EMPIRE!
Replies: 62
Views: 9010

If the Empire collapses, none of us will be able to afford to go to Burningman. Burningman exists by virtue of an enormous logistical pyramid, and it is all fueled by big oil. The Empire, by externalizing a lot of the costs of oil, has given us wealth such as the world has never seen. Central heat a...
by blyslv
Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Bring a hand mirror to Critical Tits
Replies: 30
Views: 4459

Due to shrinkage Critical Pricks was canceled and all the participants who DID show up, were offered jobs at FoxNEWSCorp(se).
by blyslv
Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Bring a hand mirror to Critical Tits
Replies: 30
Views: 4459

Box Burner wrote:Haven't we been over this before?


Yes.
by blyslv
Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:27 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Bring a hand mirror to Critical Tits
Replies: 30
Views: 4459

Bring a hand mirror to Critical Tits

If you are peeved about photographers at Critical Tits, bring a small hand mirror. When you see a photographer who is only focusing on tits, hold the mirror in front of the lens. This communicates something or other about empowerment, privacy and the Meaning of Life, without destroying stuff. You mi...
by blyslv
Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:16 am
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: To all the people looking for sex camps....
Replies: 172
Views: 103049

Huh. I've already got Dewey, Cheatum and Howe working on my lawsuit to force SOMEBODY to pave the playa. As long as it's in that dusty state, people with respiratory disease cannot attend. Clearly this is a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act and It's Just Plain Wrong. Who will help pay...
by blyslv
Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:28 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: To all the people looking for sex camps....
Replies: 172
Views: 103049

No way dudes!!! I've had lots of hot unwashed sex with hot unwashed hotties. There's nothing like 3 days of sleepless, showerless existence to make one hot hot hot! The thumping, pumping explosive, slippery and gentle strokes of the playa vibe environment make librarians take out their buns, make li...
by blyslv
Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:29 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Observations on first timers.
Replies: 91
Views: 26084

"It's not Burningman without snacks and beer!"
by blyslv
Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:10 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Institutionalization of Burningman
Replies: 46
Views: 5868

_____je vous adore et ensemble, nous pouvons être mieux


A beautiful sentiment, I'm going to email it to my wife.
by blyslv
Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Colder then a Witches tit
Replies: 55
Views: 6515

Fire Wire, I used to teach English as a Second language, so I'm pretty much a jerky-face. but I gotta tell you there is no such thing as 16.00AM http://www.campherring.com/BurningMan.asp?Burn=TRUE&language=EN It can be 4:00PM, or 16.00, but it can't be both. There will be a quiz, Mein Herring.
by blyslv
Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:48 pm
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: big dumb newbie monkey with big dumb newbie questions
Replies: 20
Views: 4549

The BMORG has changed their policy regarding how they support artists. It is fully explained in the manual, under the heading "Radical Self-Reliance."
by blyslv
Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:59 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: The Religious Vote
Replies: 15
Views: 2781

What religious vote? A Lubavitcher in Brooklyn is going to vote differently from a Baptist in Boston who will mostly vote differently from an Episcopalian in San Francisco. Not even the Jesusland evangelicals have a tent big enough for all. In one respect maybe Bush has been good, in that he seems t...
by blyslv
Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Institutionalization of Burningman
Replies: 46
Views: 5868

"I'M NOT CRAZY!!! YOU'RE THE ONE'S CRAZY


all I wanted was a Pepsi.
by blyslv
Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Institutionalization of Burningman
Replies: 46
Views: 5868

dr.placebo wrote:Complaints about Burning Man appear to suffer from at least as much institutionalization.


That's a good one!

What about the annual debate over dry ice?
by blyslv
Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:36 pm
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: Hip Hop / Funk / B-boys & Girls in 2008
Replies: 11
Views: 3067

Sounds like you need to start such a collective. If it's a good idea, you'll get lots of help.
by blyslv
Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Institutionalization of Burningman
Replies: 46
Views: 5868

Institutionalization of Burningman

Can you give examples of how Burningman has become institutionalized? The nomenclature that has sprung up is one example: "virgins" "burners" "spinners" "MOOP" "gift" (as a verb!). Then there is the thought of temple building people reserving the sam...

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