Yup. You're the fat guy that can't get wood.

Sometimes the Reddit posts are right about us. Bunch of mean, know-it-all A-holes.

Mario, don't feel hurt by the mean comments. Rise above it and become the best burner. Not everyone blames you. We all had a virgin year and made plenty of mistakes. Ano is right. Placement won't get your money back. They are in charge of doling out spots to camps. If a camp gets too unmanageable, t...

I won't criticize you for your choice of camp. I could barely get my luggage to the far side of Cambodia because there was no in-country flights. If I were to go to Africa Burn I would do it a lot differently than the one in Nevada. In other words I'm not blaming you as long as you don't continue to...

email placement@burningman.org Put the name of your camp in the subject line. Also put esplanade and the cross street if you know it. (Like 3:00 or 5:30 or whatever street was closest.) That way it will get to the person in charge of placing it last year. Placement deals directly with camps and thei...

Mario, I'm sorry to hear this. It's a shame that it's coming up now. Last week, camps were notified of their 'standing' in the eyes of the placement team. When was your camp informed of the non-refund? I hope several of the members passed this info on to the Borg. We had some discussions here about ...

The Last Don. (This is the real what are you reading' thread.)

Hi Blublublue, Welcome. Create that profile and subscribe to the Jackrabbit Speaks newsletter. It will tell all about ticketing when the time comes.

Hi Sven. Welcome to ePlaya. Tell us a bit about yourself.

Speaking of Outside services...This just arrived a couple of days ago. It's in the Placement Newsletter #2. OSS Changes Coming Soon If you are a camp leader, mutant vehicle owner/operator, artist, or anyone who uses the Outside Services at Burning Man, we want to give you a quick update on the OSS P...

You only saw dollar signs and opportunity where there was beauty and fun.

Spacetime. That's exciting! I hope you get it. Abba and I will be there a week early. We can help.

When you start talking about doing stuff like this I wish we were face to face. Do you really need to make money off of this event. You say, Really jut trying to offset expenses for this year's trip! Would also like to become more involved long-term in the culture as it keeps growing. Take a second ...

Canoe, The woman was a self proclaimed rebel. Her reasoning for being allowed to ride it was the recent popularity of kids turtle cars. They have 4 wheels and so does she. Therefore she gets to ride. The turtles may or may not be legal. But a kid riding slowly down the street accompanied by an adult...

Ok. So here is what is on my mind. We have the perfect camp. Next to us this year was a crapfest. She did everything wrong to the campmates. Then, to top it off she brought her own personal vehicle. A ugly modified motorized wheelchair. I told her its illegal she thumbed her nose. She claimed to be ...

Canoe, I'm surprised at you. Why are you asking instead of looking it up? the DMV, (department of mutant vehicles), isn't hidden. The short answer is YES. If it is a motorized 4 wheel vehicle You need to apply for a permit for the event. If you are disabled and have adequate proof, you get to use it...

Hi Jack. My name is Ruth, im 66. I live in Martinez.

Canoe. It really is to everyones advantage at the event to play by the rules. Its not complicated. If you are genuinely disabled, get your vehicle permit. If not, make it art and apply for the license. Able bodied participants can create a pleasing 4 wheeler.

Thanks Joe. I loved that. Hey, how fast was that guy going that passed us?

Wow. That price tag would scare me off. Seriously? Why would anyone buy those? They're three eights inch by 2 foot.

If you can afford it, buy the expensive tickets when they are offered. Otherwise you take your chances. If there is a local burner community your best bet is to join them. Help with projects. In return your new friends may help you get tickets.

Bless, this is the second time I've seen you post this idea. Try to get it out of your head. Nevada would lose too much money if it was cancelled. There are a lot of politicians and individuals pulling for it to happen. It will come off the same as always.

Hi raymond, that's a wonderful reintroduction. You will make it there this year. I can hear it in your voice. Welcome back to ePlaya. Don't be a stranger.

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Token is right. I bring my Toyota minivan with shade structure, event supplies plus all of my personal needs. I can squeeze one passenger in with minimal stuff. Don't take responsibility for everyone's transportation. You will not have room.

Oh heck. I never get to see you. Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful year.

Welcome to ePlaya. There are years of experience here to be tapped.

Victoria, This sounds like a great plan. What was that movie? 'Same time next year?' For the next 20 years you 2 meet at the Burn. Or arrive together, whatever the case may be. You will see more camps listing when it's closer to the date. Search in your neighborhood for local burners. Get involved w...

17 most unreal rock formations, (and Fly Ranch is number 6).

Before you get 'off the rails' about being studied, search a bit on the Burning Man site about the census team. We are studied around the world. https://journal.burningman.org/2017/02/black-rock-city/participate-in-brc/who-are-the-census-researchers-and-what-are-they-studying-this-year/ This is just...