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by FlyingMonkey
Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:01 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: "It's news to me!"
Replies: 810
Views: 42348

Re: "It's news to me!"

Nazi have feelings too. (Who knew?)

http://www.newsweek.com/nazi-video-game ... gan-679530

In the spirit of mainstream doublespeak I think we should refer to Nazis as Racial Purists so we don't risk offending anyone.
by FlyingMonkey
Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PAGE TWO
Replies: 4175
Views: 169141

Re: PAGE TWO

bigbluedoggy wrote:...and the entire thread has been removed...?


What thread?

Never mind. I guess it doesn't matter if it's gone.
by FlyingMonkey
Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: "It's news to me!"
Replies: 810
Views: 42348

Re: "It's news to me!"

by FlyingMonkey
Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:40 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Hard time adjusting back to default world
Replies: 11
Views: 604

Re: Hard time adjusting back to default world

Captain Goddammit wrote:I'm having the opposite problem


Well we can't all go to Hawaii (Or can we ?).

- I think Exodus at the airport would such so much that you would miss Burning Man.
by FlyingMonkey
Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Where the fuck does this go?
Replies: 1188
Views: 124492

Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Man, the price of those things vs. toilet paper is like buying coffee at Starbucks instead of making your own at home. Yeah, but making my own shittens isn't going to happen. I'll probably never spring for them either but if they WERE reasonably priced...... Starbucks coffee? I thought they just ma...
by FlyingMonkey
Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Where the fuck does this go?
Replies: 1188
Views: 124492

Re: Where the fuck does this go?

These are a thing. Who knew? 71UMHB3Y-IL__SX522_.jpg https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499874611&sr=8-1&keywords=shittens Don't MOOP the portos with these. NOT Playa porto approved! In hind site (Yeah, pun int...
by FlyingMonkey
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:59 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Burner clothes for those without perfect bodies
Replies: 37
Views: 3043

Re: Burner clothes for those without perfect bodies

I do make a lot of my own clothes but I and others who aren't one of the zero body fat group would love to find places either online or retail stores that carry clothes for people other than the one type of burner they all seem to cater to. I've found the Thai Fisherman pants and baggy things like ...
by FlyingMonkey
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rest In Peace
Replies: 3000
Views: 325194

Re: Rest In Peace

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by FlyingMonkey
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: what are you listening to?
Replies: 1863
Views: 171332

Re: what are you listening to?

Been working pretty much nonstop since returning & spent a long day working in the sun. My whole body hurts. Rum & Coke at my side, noise canceling earbuds inserted, lights dimmed, air tub set to 100% (three, no four drops of lavender oil). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94&ind...
by FlyingMonkey
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:29 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Undies
Replies: 26
Views: 1963

Re: Undies

Post Playa Report. (File this under TMI) I spent a lot of time wearing a kilt, sarongs, & leggings and found that I prefer None (No Undies). I did buy a fanny pack to preserve some of my dignity while wearing the leggings but man I wish I knew how comfortable leggings were before. They feel fan...
by FlyingMonkey
Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Hard time adjusting back to default world
Replies: 11
Views: 604

Re: Hard time adjusting back to default world

Figure out what made it so special for you & try to integrate some of that in to your default life (without getting fired).

Hook up with local burners & stay involved.

Start making art/plans for 2018.
by FlyingMonkey
Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?
Replies: 281
Views: 22956

Re: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?

Out: Arguing with Burners on ePlaya (except Sparr).

In: Totally fucking with YouTube personalities producing lengthy documentaries about Burning Man being a satanic festival with human sacrifices.
by FlyingMonkey
Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12474
Views: 444443

Re: The person below me

Yes. I bring a bin of them so my tutu-challenged campmates can play. TPBM is looking forward to hearing live orchestral works in the dust. I don't recall that at Slutgarden so I must have missed it. They had live performances but not of the musical variety. TPBM is still doing post burn cleaning &a...
by FlyingMonkey
Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:45 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Undies
Replies: 26
Views: 1963

Re: Undies

Post Playa Report. (File this under TMI) I spent a lot of time wearing a kilt, sarongs, & leggings and found that I prefer None (No Undies). I did buy a fanny pack to preserve some of my dignity while wearing the leggings but man I wish I knew how comfortable leggings were before. They feel fant...
by FlyingMonkey
Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:35 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Tips from someone who slept in a car, alone.
Replies: 32
Views: 1558

Re: Tips from someone who slept in a car, alone.

Token wrote:That retrospective is good and all but ...


... sleeping alone for the duration is simply a crime.

Sorry, you done it wrong. ;)


Damn it. Now I can't get that George Thorogood song "I sleep Alone" out of my head.
by FlyingMonkey
Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:28 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?
Replies: 40
Views: 1420

Re: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?

If there are going to be PnP camps, I want them to be very expensive and very exclusive. Otherwise, we'll end up with everyone and their mom showing up at "motel" PnP camps that are cheap and accommodate lots of people. That must not happen. Hey there, slow down BBadger. I can accommodate...
by FlyingMonkey
Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:09 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?
Replies: 40
Views: 1420

Re: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?

FIGJAM wrote:I thought a "Donation" was like a gift.

Nothing expected in return!!! :?


Yeah, just like donations to political candidates :-)
by FlyingMonkey
Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:29 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Carport replacement poles
Replies: 19
Views: 720

Re: Carport replacement poles

I don't think I'd count on those spring buttons to hold up in serious wind. I've had Costco 10x20s with those get blown apart in my back yard. My 10' x 20' carport was put through the test this year when a huge downburst/dust devil/mini-tornado hit us at 9:30 & Esplanade. The only thing that sa...
by FlyingMonkey
Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:20 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Anybody ever build a hush box?
Replies: 29
Views: 3606

Re: Anybody ever build a hush box?

How did this thread get dredged up from the depths?

I went solar years ago & it's been meeting my needs quite nicely.
by FlyingMonkey
Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:16 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: 2017 Exodus: Traffic, stories, etc.
Replies: 52
Views: 2610

Re: 2017 Exodus: Traffic, stories, etc.

Set alarm to leave at 6:00 AM Monday. Packed up & it took about 1 hour to go from Esplanade to pavement. Noticing that it was unusually dark for 7:00 AM I realized that my phone never corrected for the 2 time zones I crossed. So 4:00 AM is a good time to leave I guess :-) I was surprised by how ...
by FlyingMonkey
Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:02 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2476

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

GreyCoyote wrote:The Farce is strong in this one.


This is not the noid you are looking for. Move along.

I see lips moving but hear no sounds.

Thank you Foe list.
by FlyingMonkey
Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: "It's news to me!"
Replies: 810
Views: 42348

Re: "It's news to me!"

I agree with Papa. Lighten up Dude.

:wink:
by FlyingMonkey
Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:07 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: "It's news to me!"
Replies: 810
Views: 42348

Re: "It's news to me!"

Neo-Pagans, we're all just Neo-Pagans!

It's on the interwebs so it must be true.



Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!
by FlyingMonkey
Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2476

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

some nonsense about someone actually missing the Burn because they believed "official" information that it was happening later I missed the [start of the] temple burn this year due to a dozen non-official people telling me it happened on the same schedule as the man burn. If that had been...
by FlyingMonkey
Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: 2017 One Item A Day For BM List......
Replies: 369
Views: 18628

Re: 2017 One Item A Day For BM List......

Finally packed. If I don't have it I don't need it. I hit the road in 6 hours. I cannot believe how much I managed to get in to my suburban but its full. Beer hauler is kind of Janky but it will get the job done.
by FlyingMonkey
Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:55 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: 2017 One Item A Day For BM List......
Replies: 369
Views: 18628

Re: 2017 One Item A Day For BM List......

Looks comfy.

Well back to packing & cleaning. It seems that someone filled a 5 gallon bucket with Playa dust & dumped it in my tent. Or I was lazy & it's the first time I've set up in 2 years.
by FlyingMonkey
Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: 2016 One Item A Day For BM List....
Replies: 555
Views: 26026

Re: 2016 One Item A Day For BM List....

Ratty wrote:OK. Monkey I'll show you mine in the other thread. (I've already seen yours.)


We still talking carports? :wink:
by FlyingMonkey
Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:03 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: 2016 One Item A Day For BM List....
Replies: 555
Views: 26026

Re: 2016 One Item A Day For BM List....

Stop living in the past. Go Burn! New design shade structure going up in the yard for test run today .. Details? I was taking my carport down last night and right after I cut my leg on rebar (thinking "FIGJAM is right about lag bolts but I'm to stubborn to admit it or change") I looked ov...
by FlyingMonkey
Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:24 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Shave your balls NOW !!
Replies: 355
Views: 71754

Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

tahiti_treat wrote:I'm all waxed up now. Red and bumpy, but that should calm down before I hit playa.


Pictures or it didn't happen.

(Kidding)

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