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by CitizenRandom
Wed Nov 06, 2013 4:50 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Show your Swag
Replies: 130
Views: 13125

swag gift posts for 2013

Yep, despite the v pi rgin swarm, the incidence of awesome gifting was as high as well ...it was frickin high man. What was the most awesome swaggetry you were bestowed? On a second note...a fireman ranger guy begged me to death for a firecolored bottle opener.. When I finally agreed to release this...
by CitizenRandom
Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:38 pm
Forum: 2013 Art & Performance
Topic: Howling at Sunset
Replies: 11
Views: 2658

Re: Howling at Sunset

YES!! THE HOWL!!! OMG!! THAT is a very important little preserved tradition and fact of Burningman...The mountain ridge to the left that the sunsets upon has been refered to as The Mountains Of The LOOOOLOOOLOOOO!!!!! and it is answered in kind by THe original Flaming Lotus Girls piece. Keep BURNING...
by CitizenRandom
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:17 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Birginooberz..The New Class remeadial principles
Replies: 14
Views: 2014

Birginooberz..The New Class remeadial principles

You know what the problem is with you young kids today..you fresh washed dirtless hippys on my lawn...HEY! HIPPY PUT DOWN YOUR FUCKING I PHONEY and focus!! HEY! what the fuck is THAT ? A ...feather and bead cher out fit off e-bay? Hey.. if youd stop askin us all these questions you might actually ex...
by CitizenRandom
Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:45 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Are plug and plays brainwashing the new burners?
Replies: 283
Views: 16648

Re: Are plug and plays brainwashing the new burners?

It is not the Plug and Play - but for the lax application of regulations regarding introducing new blood to the burning pool of our community. Yearly as we grow, we continually make accomodations for providing a burn that will be a return the following year- conduct is advised and prohibited- Old sc...
by CitizenRandom
Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:27 pm
Forum: 2013 Art & Performance
Topic: BRC police scanner live feed needs AM or FM transmitter
Replies: 61
Views: 3684

Re: BRC police scanner live feed needs AM or FM transmitter

BRC police calls would be interesting and hilarious but it is spectating and the more reasonable conclusion is why sit around obsessing over the police calls and who is what where and why.when .you paid a shit ton of money to go to BURNINGMAN to explore the extreme elements of a diverce and emerging...
by CitizenRandom
Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Bank Robbery Suspect Sought, no joke
Replies: 31
Views: 2733

Re: Bank Robbery Suspect Sought, no joke

AhahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHhAHAHAHAHHAaaaaaaa haaaaa.....um....do we have banks at Burningman? Is this a bounty hunter thing? like are you gonna try and get that juicy 5000 reward banks offer to persons responsible for the apprehension of the suspects...pretty sure we burned wall street last year rig...
by CitizenRandom
Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ahhh Dioxine List..what have we become???!!
Replies: 3
Views: 445

Ahhh Dioxine List..what have we become???!!

THOSE WETE THE DAYS... good times good times when Snark was just an undeveloped tumor riding on the assey joyous carbuncle of sarcasam and untainted precynical fresh unjaded..free rangin... the sharing...the caring...the what were we talkin about then? I remember its how I found Squidslist and got m...
by CitizenRandom
Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:57 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme
Topic: 2013 Theme - Cargo Cult - thoughts?
Replies: 627
Views: 55615

Re: 2013 Theme - Cargo Cult - thoughts?

AhahahahahahahaHAHAHA!

Annnnnnnnnd Im done wit DAT GUY!!
[(i]My Cousin Vinny a movie)[/i]
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:16 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Top Asshats of 2012
Replies: 264
Views: 18765

Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Um ...its an asshat redux- or seqeul to a previous post.. last years asshat rangers husband overheard me in partial story retelling in a "Oh yeah That was stupid what happened last year" joking row about ..well the aformentioned I was in good party standing with this asshatish rouge.. litt...
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:38 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Top Asshats of 2012
Replies: 264
Views: 18765

Re: Top Asshats of 2012

We use orange trash fence. Success varies... And we got a bike as moop... was it a blue schwinn with a black basket on the rear rack and tent lamp as a bike lite found around point 4 and the frog pond? perhaps on Wednesday or thursday? I got it 2010 for a Gate exodus shift and it was lost by trusti...
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:25 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: fuck you dirty fucks.
Replies: 16
Views: 1850

Re: fuck you dirty fucks.

The Playa seemed..so..clean...almost...
TOO CLEAN!!!
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:22 am
Forum: 2012 Share Resources
Topic: Can anyone pull a 16 ft camper Thursday from Sac Placerville
Replies: 2
Views: 2042

Re: Can anyone pull a 16 ft camper Thursday from Sac Placerv

Never mind 1 i left the fucking bitch at home along with...
my tent poles! HA!!
fuck my burn! On the dustiest of burns...shelter is for
pussys
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:20 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: AMBER Alert abuse
Replies: 183
Views: 17702

Re: AMBER Alert abuse

some seeing eye wrote:TL;DR but I always enjoy the Random writings. It's work to write that way.


Jeezus Wow! you bet..my fucking brain bleeds..
thanks for the random word..
lol..lo-fucking-l
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:17 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Death count at Burning Man
Replies: 67
Views: 38312

Re: Death count at Burning Man

Lonesomebri wrote:As I watched the asshat with the 24/7 generator drive away in his RV, I knew there had been one death too few on the playa this year.


lol NO DOBT.
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:16 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Burning Cross!?
Replies: 0
Views: 338

Burning Cross!?

Yep it happened!.. Anybody else see it or remember it? It was Core burn- seattle- I am looking for the picture or vid of the project that fell away and left a burning cross some 12 feet high still standing ..in the lake of fire..durring armageddon Burn Fertility at the end of the Myan calander.. It ...
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:12 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: need Legal help!
Replies: 16
Views: 1931

Re: need Legal help!

Id love a California/Nevada divorce and custody lawyer myself- Burner husband- 12 years- kids- he took everything..where are the shiesty mouth pieces when your NOT breakin laws but gettin reamed in a Playa mariage he claims was a sham but you beleived enough to ruin yer life? lol..hellllo?
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:09 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Burning Man and ABC-TV's "Wife Swap"
Replies: 7
Views: 1742

Re: Burning Man and ABC-TV's "Wife Swap"

This aint new- theyve been hitting on us for like years..I got the call from a tribe post a longtime ago- i wrote back that i was polyamoury it didnt get to try for the 25000 bucks to survive living in a conservative household for two weeks- I doubt id make it this round either... same ol story diff...
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:05 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Nudity banned this year?
Replies: 34
Views: 9646

Re: Nudity banned this year?

I call BULLSHIT

but i must say nudity seemed to be waaaaaaay down. I think i only saw like three tits and two were mine.
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:43 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Death count at Burning Man
Replies: 67
Views: 38312

Re: Death count at Burning Man

I always liked the " Claw Hammer Guy" story He died from a claw hammer blow to his forhead-accidental- self inflicted- while on a three day tear to finish his project- little sleep- lots of pressure- all white knuckles- and while flippin a rant off to his support team -he was trying very h...
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:31 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: AMBER Alert abuse
Replies: 183
Views: 17702

Re: AMBER Alert abuse

Oooo. Im so ALL upset cuz my busy fucking self important life was interupted for two WHOLE FUCKING HOURS to look for a missing kid-FUCK! Being made to be a prisoner for two hours while a TEEN AGE CHILD may have been held a prisoner or exsists as one- or ran away from being a prisoner- or just needed...
by CitizenRandom
Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:33 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: 2012 Experiences with Police
Replies: 272
Views: 36635

Re: 2012 Experiences with Police

[quote][/quote]I don't know the details of the law and court precedents, but, imho, it's apparently blatant entrapment, and also effectively violates, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor". Um ..The legal term is a precident that is refered to as "Fruit of the forbi...
by CitizenRandom
Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1353459

Re: Fuck!

FUCK!!!!! FUCKFUCKITY_FUCK_FUCKerfuck-fuckensteinablyfuckedout-fuckedover-fucking kidding? WHAT THE HOLY LIVING DUSTY ....FUCK!!! This going to Burningman shit is getting weird- Im not going to get into it but its my 13th and its more awkward now than ever- and it dont matter how glued to the princi...
by CitizenRandom
Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:54 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Dilemma for a BM Virgin: Best way to get there?
Replies: 33
Views: 2807

Re: Dilemma for a BM Virgin: Best way to get there?

The BEST WAY to get there is to Change your additude- Its scarry trying new things- you have to be really clear about your choises when you attend this event IF you are lucky enough to attend this event- and I can understand your personal sudden misgivings- THERE ARE A MILLION CHOISES you can make t...
by CitizenRandom
Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:47 pm
Forum: 2012 Share Resources
Topic: ride needed Sacramento leaving Friday nite-Saturday
Replies: 0
Views: 247

ride needed Sacramento leaving Friday nite-Saturday

Truck just went bust and Ive got EA for today- can leave anytime after friday afternoonish I have EA for Thursday 23 I have regular camp pack for one person- about 3 feet cubed plus bike - maybe a bit more if room allows.. DO YOU NEED A BIG TRUCK? I can get a FORD F 250 extended cab /large bed- or w...
by CitizenRandom
Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:21 pm
Forum: 2012 Share Resources
Topic: Can anyone pull a 16 ft camper Thursday from Sac Placerville
Replies: 2
Views: 2042

Re: Can anyone pull a 16 ft camper Thursday from Sac Placerv

How about a 15 foot camper..

13 feet 7!/2 inches..?
by CitizenRandom
Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:16 pm
Forum: 2012 Share Resources
Topic: Can anyone pull a 16 ft camper Thursday from Sac Placerville
Replies: 2
Views: 2042

Can anyone pull a 16 ft camper Thursday from Sac Placerville

Going up and found out this morning its earlier than I was expecting- I will be there from Thurs 23- till Wednesday after Exodus ( probably a bit longer as needed) I need a pull for my lil camper and Ill help pay the expences- If this is conveiniant to your Playa plan please let me know- Ive never u...
by CitizenRandom
Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:51 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Making great in expensive shade structurs..Huts to Dome
Replies: 11
Views: 1584

Re: Making great in expensive shade structurs..Huts to Dome

I love it Figjam, its simular to what ive been scribling- I just couldnt work it- without some references.. As for the co-incidental likeness to anything with the word shade structure in my thread to others that happen to for some reason be located in this board index over the some 25 years we have ...
by CitizenRandom
Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:15 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?
Replies: 49
Views: 6612

Re: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?

The difference is....

A TICKET!!!

an a good wash.
by CitizenRandom
Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:13 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Center Camp and Plaza ATMS..
Replies: 6
Views: 964

Re: Center Camp and Plaza ATMS..

The trash fence has been left out of this years burn- as it clashes with the color scheme- So the ATMs couldnt be there.. Im quite sure they can be found in the plazas along with the other customer service camps- Bank of America will be however close to the previous location of the trash fence line-...
by CitizenRandom
Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:12 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: End a Camping Situation Without Losing Friends
Replies: 95
Views: 5830

Re: End a Camping Situation Without Losing Friends

Perfect plan.. Buy a few medium or large tents- put a shade structure over them- Dress them out like guest cottages in a layout that creates a living room eating area outside between them and the rv. Get some decorative holiday lites or rope lites run them off the RV genny plug- get some rugs and so...

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