I have this running goal to not be full of hate. And every year ... when my blood sugar drops, and I've been awake for days, and I've had not enough water, and I myself am mesmerized by the feat of nature taking place in the fact that I am still standing I think ... fuck you. It's an emotional time ...

I don't think you'd want to be right on the Esplanade for the first time doing this camp anyway. I'd rather have a more rural location. You know, not right next to the big city. Somewhere that's not too quiet, but you don't want soothing shop sounds being drowned out by musack. People should be able...

That's a wonderful idea, Blacksmith. More people need to see red hot metal changing form like it was made out of butter. It's all so beautiful and inspirational and I'm sure many people would NEED your services. There's nothing the slightest bit strange or inappropriate about this idea. It's just th...

I love Burning Man and I am so happy to be a part of this thing. I love the dust storms because it is all you need for an SPF. I LOVED detention too. I know you guys don't want early arrivals but next year I am going to show up earlyish just so I can sit in detention and teach people to smoke and dr...

I was thinking about it some more and I had a realization. It was cool, there was a light bulb above my head and everything. I was thinking about last year when the BLM was raising some issues with the law enforcement and attempting to make BM do some rather questionable things. One of these ideas w...

"But if the name vanishes into public domain can’t EVERYONE use it for advertising purposes? If somebody doesn’t own it and protect it, what’s to stop Coke from slapping the man on the side of a can? Couldn’t some porn company hire girls with tattoo and produce “Burners Gone Wildâ€

ADORABLE! My little babies with their webbed hand wing thingis. Cute little flying mamal mutants.

You're spelling it wrong it's CONTROLL because there's a TROLL in controll. Anyway choosing to give up controll while driving is volunteering to get fired. You didn't like that job anyway.

It was VERY STRANGE. I woke up with a hole but there was no wound. It's like tissue just went missing. I'm not fucking kidding! I still can't stop feeling it with my tongue. Does anyone know anything about this sort of thing?

it should probably also be mentioned that for some reason a small piece of flesh from the inside of my lower lip was stollen a couple months ago while I was sleeping.

Oh, I just wanted to start a discussion because the spies are board. But usually what happens when I start a discussion is that we end up talking to myself in secret ... where she won't get beat up. :shock: NOW! Could someone please do something about this snow? It's giving me S.A.D. :( SO, On to th...

I had an oven mittin once. It did not protect me from my burn. Now why don't you guys go get NASA to build some tracking devices for the next hurricane or whatever the fuck. I'll be camping in exile again this year but I will stop by to toast my beloved Admiral and Kernul and to remind you that YOU'...

"How far does it go, what other questionable practices are going on?" Let's talk some more about that on the playa when the detectives aren't watching. Why 2? One for me and one for my sister or one for the day and one for the night or one for the front and one for the back or just because 4 eyes ar...

Hi Apokiliptka! So good to see you. What's with the oven mitt? I never did understand that symbol. Kernul dear, would you please explain?

If you are in a dispotic position (perhaps in your mind) you can dress in drag and be in that catagory as you see fit. Open to participation.

Jelly in his cloak of shame and an oven mit wedding dress. How beautiful that will be.

Anyone else have ideas for what they will wear?

At this time you are being officially notified that you're all fucking doomed. This has been a public service message from Apokiliptka, The Armed Resistance and 99.9 WTF (please tune in on your BM radio dial) Many great plans are in top secret discussion at the moment but I can tell you this; On Thu...

I like to talk about what we're going to do for BM this year and less about how we should talk. I'm a bitch. Blame BORG2.

Nothing is too erotic for Apokilipitka. It's the fucking end of the world! What would you do? I know sex is always a good last wish.

NOW.... I may need some help with the propaganda for The Armed Resistance. Any volunteers?

I don't have a goat but if I did I would give it to you Jellyfish.

What happened to the Captain?

Kernul. I LOOOOOVE you.

smudge?

I grace the pole with my presence.

RESUME? You want my what, Kernul? With all due respect my fearless leader... do you have any fucking idea who I am? Pehaps you're not familiar with my work. I ask for what I want and they give it to me and they're happy about it. I usually don't have to use my torture techniques... only for fun. Mos...

Kernul darling,

May I please be the Grand Inquisitor? It's a name my ex gave me and he hates me now... I'm kinda proud of that. He would say I could get information out of a corpse. The dumb fuck just didn't know how to lie.

Hello.

I'm here. I hope I have not kept you waiting too long Kernul.

Everyone who is not loyal to the Kernul, Apokilipitka and The Armed Resistance can now assume the position.

YOU ARE FUCKED.

and fuck you too.

OH MY GOD! I'm so glad I missed that conversation! I'm having trouble deciding who to vote for, for the guest curator position also. Fuckity fuck fuck indeed! Thanks for the support in the begining of the thread, Geekster. You do an important service by connecting the e-playa to the BORG2. I'm wrapp...

Well obviously time machines are flying saucers. But do we travel throught time consiously, subconciously or unconciously? The concious train could have a bar, the subconcuious train could have toys or a pool table and the unconcious train could have beds and black lights. Just a thought for a quest...

Hi Mr. Jellyfish! How are you? We have not talked in a while. I'd like to start having fun on the e-playa again. I've been participating in radical self-expression and I would like to put my clothes back on now. I will need to visit the moble shrink. I will also need some prozac. My theme for 2005, ...

I like this thread now (even though you're not all playing my games). Glad to see more open minded ideas about how it could work -vs- why it can't work. Who ever said that we get to choose instead of being forced to choose was right on, in my opinion. We get to choose how we will participate. Choice...

What are you going to do or make bean counter? I want to talk about this.

In an act of radical democracy, or shameless self-promotion or a desire to participate, I am electing myself BORG2 Mayor of Colorado . I don't know if anyone else in Colorado wants to be the Mayor. I don't have to be the Mayor. I could be the Princess or the Queen or the Town Hooker. I don't really ...