If you are shy look around you...notice a lack of shyness..no one cares what you are doing because they are busy..relax..try the new experience of not being shy....start small..work your way up..I have problems remembering to be shy in Default.

Must speak up for my 1990 jeep.(body parts about to fall off at 280 thousand). Last winter I had to pull two full size Big Ass Trucks(Tundra and Ford) out of ditches with this little Rubicon babe.

Whiny Little Bitches

If I drink wine I usually lie anyway.

TPBM is about to go on a rant about something they normally would not mention.

Prank. 4 friends and I picked up the teachers' MG midget and placed it between two metal posts on top of a large concrete bench after school hours.

That thing you gloss over about drink water is true. Year 6 and I know better but did not pay attention and down I went like a rock. Sneaks up on you like a Snipe during new moon. When in doubt drink a water before next tasty beverage. I will from now on. Swear to "BOB"

Mary Cassatt(SP), Maxfield Parrish(SP) and Tiffiny for tactile stuff. Maybe Buckminster Fuller except he stole some stuff.

The best thing is that even though I went down with dehydration and let people down that were counting on me..eplaya will give me till next year to get my defacation centrally located and be supportive of my rehabilitation. luv you guys!

My feet hurt because I am breaking in Playa shoes before I go out there.

The have succeeded in crossing Sparkle Ponies with Frat Boys and wound up with a great 80s Prog-rock band.

If you ride a bike naked out there I want you to duct tape coarse sandpaper to the crotch of your pants or underwear starting tomorrow and wear them all day every day till you get out there.

wearing Larry's Hat

I may have missed the point but I think it is run by Carpenters, not Masons. Or did I ere?

Two questions: is being a cute older straight guy going to interfere with my burning experience? And is my sixth year out there long enough to feel grizzled and stupid to do it to yourself again. I will hang up and listen to your response.

Will the man have a hat?

woops double posted

Will this make Larry Harvey the "New Bacon" of the year?

Right now I am a No Brain-er. will be better later.

How will we tell the aliens from Sparkle ponies and Frat boys?

Last three weeks. Good Burner friend dies, I have minor stroke, computer crashes, favorite cat ever gets hit by car and dies. This had better be one hell of a burn if this is my run up Burner experience. DAMN!

It is an art festival where you can do art while enjoying high desert survival camping. No, the Man is not an effigy, he is something else to burn. What does your church represent other than modified pagan rituals? Now shut up and let me have dinner. And in my case you are lucky I wore clothes at al...

Damn cat always sleeps on porch and never ever left yard. Except once. You are truly missed Big Guy and you have left a huge hole in my heart.

You can also tell east coast from west coast by the fact the East is about 10 or 15 years ahead of us West people.

The entire Discworld main thread of stories for third time. On Thief of Time right now

you can tell a conservative or a Republican by the fact they don't think about the question but have an answer already memorized. Sorry, sounds harsh and not totally true of all but good rule of thumb. There is a reason for stereotypes.

Eyefull flipped his Porsche on a stupidly designed corner less than a mile from where I live. Probably trusted it too much. You are and will be missed.

Ya know.If they come this far to watch us be really creative and sometimes really stupid they can shirtcock if they want to. I just take a stand and hang the big dog out to tan.

wanna burn shit.

We are moving the event to Mars because the conditions are better and it is cheaper than paying BLM ransom dues for law enforcement more than the minimum we need.

Thank everyone for support over Eyefulls accident. Was just trusting a classic Porsche too much on a lousy, poorly graded turn but now we are down to about three burners in this half horse town. I will miss him but we have nobody to talk to anymore. I miss him. Will get offline and get over it. Neve...