if you were one of the lucky few who got hijacked into a poem by the poetry booth squad, we'd appreciate it if you could maybe tell us what we wrote for you. we know that some of what we wrote was at least funny, if not memorable, and we're just, you know, curious. oh, yeah, and thank you. if you're...

i saw a bunch of living things that weren't people. while some friends of mine and i were setting up the poetry shack on the middle of the playa we were attacked by some kind of biting gnats. totally out of the blue. they were gone the next day. but i heard someone pretty far off bitching about the ...

kids, you sound like you belong on craigslist. i had more and better fun this year with some of the happiest, most beautiful people walking the earth. the temple burned, someone yelled "goodbye!" and "i love you all!" and i cried. because even with a little gentrification, my jaded friends and neigh...

bring a realistic toy gun. it turns you into a maniac. and it offers a nice counterpoint to all the love. when you're all cracked out at 3 a.m. in a sweaty-assed dome full of people swapping bodily fluids, do not under any circumstances cover your head with a blanket. people kept getting pissed off ...

it was turkish. turkey had a rash of remaking american films into barely recognizable wonderful pieces of low-budget beauty. they also did star wars, e.t., star trek, the exorcist, and a few others. they're really hard to find, and they're usually labeled "turkish star wars" or "turkish wizard of oz...

i, as well as a lot of other people at my camp, accidently ate a hash brownie on thursday morning. halfway through enjoying the moist chocolaty goodness, my friend goes, "those are hash oil, man," and i started spitting. not that i don't like drugs, but thc and i have never quite seen eye to eye, an...