FIGJAM wrote:$963.74!!!!!!!!!

Is this the grand total for 2 tickets and a vehicle pass?

Out: face value
In: profit
















Nah fuck that.

I just learned you can use coconut oil for lube. Good to know

*grabs pitchfork

So this dude is worth half a billion, I doubt he's trying to make 6figs off a Bm camp. Maybe his good intentions were corrupted by his default life habits. Iiwii and other cliches (:

You mad BRO?























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It wasn't only at the man burn, he was promoting his album at opulent temple on Wednesday. What a dbag.

I wasn't aware that rebar has a shelf life, and don't count on inverters and drivers not breaking down out there. I've had a decent inverter crap out on me halfway through the week before.

I really want a vw vanagon


Nice comet mulch. I have a 1963 ford falcon convertible, such a fun car.

Ooooh.. Nice 55 Captain!

I ordered a bullhorn! Gonna use it to heckle land grabbing yellow tape camps who end up not using 50% of the space they hog.

Ground score

Cringeworthy.

A highly visible "fast track" lane would be awesome. Maybe they could make the www books available at Playa Info for all of us who would rather skip the greeters.

VultureChow wrote:

Haha! Thank you <3

Speaking of non-potty trained burners.. someone took a shit on the floor in the urinal-only porto over by Pink Mammoth, and guessed who stepped in it?

I like the idea VultureChow

"Party till the Pavement!"

Kinda unrelated.. but idk how many loose pages of the www book I picked up throughout the week. I thought it was ironic that the org failed to have a secure binding for those little moop books.

There was so much of this VIP bullshit in BRC this year. Sad, but I'm sure this type of default world exclusivity will only grow at the event.

^Thanks for the story. You're absolutely right, that 8 hour exodus could have been so much worse/longer if that storm would've hit us. I should be grateful instead of bitching about the long wait to get out of BRC.

I always look & feel so sexy upon returning from the playa. Something about a week of food deprivation and non-stop physical activity really tones me up, hell I damn near have a six pack at the moment. Also, my complexion is so clear and healthy while I'm in BRC; I think something about the alkalini...

Many years ago, I knew of a girl who hid in an RV closet so Gate would find her... she was naked, with a Burning Man ticket clenched in her teeth. It seems that went over just fine! Haha that's rad! It would've been even cooler if she had it clenched somewhere else.. http://31.media.tumblr.com/ab04...

Lol yeah I think we're at capacity. Stop being greedy Larry and company

That's awesome, keep up the good work! I find that bm can be a catalyst for all types of positive life changes. I myself am enjoying some amazing realizations that would probably have never happened without the event (:

Simon of the Playa wrote:be careful of what you ask for.

Nice one

I resolve to only bring about 1/4 of the food I think I'll need next year. I brought home SOOOOOO much food. Also, WAY less beer and alcohol. I couldn't give that shit away at the end. Woah there. I'm pretty sure DPW would have been happy to take your booze. They have a drop off called colexodus or...

theCryptofishist wrote:Vibration is one of the best substitutes for love available. And no forced sleeping in the wet spot.

Sig worthy

You should start a "to all you assholes with lasers" thread (:

The big rain scare had a lot to do with the long exodus on Monday. I was warned by 4 different people to leave BRC as early as possible on Monday. Entry was also quite trying, it would be awesome if they opened the gates on Saturday but I doubt that would ever happen.