Oh, the gifts!! My wife received the best gift, and it was at the burn! She realized it was a special cupcake once the aliens that had been tapping on the window reached through our trailer wall as they beckoned her to accompany them to some great dance camp as magic lasers filled the trailer with a...

Chaz here, hello everyone. This will be my first burn. I have lived in San Francisco since '91 and first heard about BM in '92. To be honest it never sounded much fun--I moved here from Phoenix, AZ and am no fan of the desert. The soil does truly horrible things to my half-British, freakishly-dry-at...