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by Bitterman
Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:43 pm
Forum: Regional Network
Topic: Reno Decompression 2018 - Oct.6th
Replies: 0
Views: 40

Reno Decompression 2018 - Oct.6th

Reno's Annual Decompression is Saturday October 6th - 8pm - 21+ Event @ The Bluebird and Elko St between 4th/5th - http://renoburners.org/ and fb https://www.facebook.com/events/241798939816694 The funds all go back out in the form of art grants and charitable donations, and run by all volunteers. I...
by Bitterman
Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:14 am
Forum: Regional Network
Topic: RENO DECOMPRESSION 2012 / October 13th
Replies: 18
Views: 6108

Re: RENO DECOMPRESSION 2012 / October 13th

I heard there were some website snafus, so if you didnt hear back from the app link within a day or 2, they never saw it and to resubmit if you like as I now hear its fine and working again. I of course went all charlie brown and figured they didnt like me, but now life is good and i'm off to grab a...
by Bitterman
Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:14 am
Forum: Regional Network
Topic: RENO DECOMPRESSION 2012 / October 13th
Replies: 18
Views: 6108

Re: RENO DECOMPRESSION 2012 / October 13th

I heard there were some website snafus, so if you didnt hear back from the app link within a day or 2, they never saw it and to resubmit if you like as I now hear its fine and working again. I of course went all charlie brown and figured they didnt like me, but now life is good and i'm off to grab a...
by Bitterman
Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:09 am
Forum: Regional Network
Topic: RENO DECOMPRESSION 2012 / October 13th
Replies: 18
Views: 6108

Re: RENO DECOMPRESSION 2012 / October 13th

stolen from the reno decompression fb page: "Support Local Charities and Artists! - Every Year we listen to your suggestions as to whom to donate to for charities, and 2012 is no different. The more $$ that is raised, the more gets donated." I may be a jaded flabby bastard, but I'm supporting this. ...
by Bitterman
Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:44 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Top Asshats of 2012
Replies: 264
Views: 20496

Re: Top Asshats of 2012

Everyone that ruined my burn. And here I thought that only listening to "gimme gimme gimme, gimme some more" would change my entitled blowhard cliched wheres my f'n gift state of mind. How dare you all impune my rampant saynothing loudtalking while I was struggling to crash a commandeered party barg...
by Bitterman
Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:11 am
Forum: 2012 Art & Performance
Topic: Ultimate DJ List for 2012?
Replies: 167
Views: 29636

Re: Ultimate DJ List for 2012?

any plonk with an IPOD any wank with a laptop...............no,no,no,no,no! fack em! now while i wholeheartedly embrace 148 straight hours of live polka, i would love to see the return of the mandatory dj setup = 2 tech 12's and all the melty warped vinyl left standing as the only resource left for ...
by Bitterman
Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:41 am
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Christina: Queen of BRC
Replies: 87
Views: 19996

Re: Christina: Queen of BRC

"unconditional acceptance of Burning Man" is an old, old debate topic, and may only apply to those with blinders on, but it is a staple, so here is my latest useless rant: i go because i like that the odds of meeting decent humans there is a bit higher, but it's a pay-for-play festival, so that intr...
by Bitterman
Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:58 am
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Christina: Queen of BRC
Replies: 87
Views: 19996

Re: Christina: Queen of BRC

I would like to see the chaos by advertising a "New Coke" camp in BrC, which is of course an "art" project, consisting of glued down plexi-glass covered tables full of flour. my kickstarter goal will be thousands, and I will also insist that "daft Punk will be there", that I am in fact a non-bloodli...
by Bitterman
Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:34 pm
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: The great DJ drought
Replies: 12
Views: 2568

Re: The great DJ drought

the .01% of laptop-equipped djs that actually use creative programs.......creatively! have my bitter respect. the rest that hype invisible crowd adulations while trying to tweet,text or get a signal in brc while self-imagining that they somehow look "hot", can fuck right off and push the no-talent p...
by Bitterman
Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Post what you DID like about 2011 here
Replies: 107
Views: 12098

Re: Post what you DID like about 2011 here

seeing the all-time best BRC "Celebrity" - HOTSHOT THE ROBOT!, have some robot-to-horserobot love in the middle of the day in 3:00 plaza. the barrel horse robot eventually broke a bit, and it was the funniest fookin thing i saw. anyone get a picture? i was too busy laughing and chasing them around t...
by Bitterman
Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:05 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Reno Decompression 2011 - Oct. 15th -
Replies: 12
Views: 2697

Re: Reno Decompression 2011 - Oct. 15th -

send cari a message @
www.renoburners.org

i know in years past they have had some discounted blocked-out hotel rooms for decom, just can't remember where................
by Bitterman
Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:38 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: post what you didn't like about 2011 here
Replies: 199
Views: 14431

Re: post what you didn't like about 2011 here

me. myself. I. The Return of Spring Breakers. Incessant rambling by "artists" about their f-n "art". - those leds inside the plastic bottles really don't need an explanation, and neither does your ego. Entitlement Ponies. 99% of djs & fire spinners, hipster douchebag fashionistas w/tiny hats. anyone...
by Bitterman
Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:00 am
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: Billionaire Camps
Replies: 148
Views: 46548

[quote="d6"]
even better than "Curmudgeon Camp" or "Bitterman Burners"

Hey I heard that you robot bastard!
by Bitterman
Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:44 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Burningman in 20 years
Replies: 44
Views: 26205

<sarcasm> In twenty years we'll have piped in water and electricity so no more port-a-potty madness or large rented generators as the BMORG found it was less expensive to simply lay in piping and electrical services from Gerlach. Electrical services are set up RV style to each street and you pay fo...
by Bitterman
Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:11 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Burningman in 20 years
Replies: 44
Views: 26205

I don't know how you could've missed my "art" piece, it was the four giant erections spewing fire party barge blasting the Lolipop song on a loop for about 19 hours inna row. I was the guy riding on top with no pants, just dirty tee shirt and black sox. I might've tossed some Mardi Gras beads down t...
by Bitterman
Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:31 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Burningman in 20 years
Replies: 44
Views: 26205

One giant motor home parking lot with no art, only the sound of generators and bad classic rock radio stations. Creative and imaginative art cars will be replaced with giant party barges all thumping out the Lollipop song. And all the beautiful costumed burners will be played by camel pack full of v...
by Bitterman
Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:49 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: This was my last burn
Replies: 151
Views: 32620

Sensei in his skimpy cheerleader outfit delivering the fuck yous! Now that's comedy! Were you wearing panties Sens?
:lol:
by Bitterman
Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:19 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: This was my last burn
Replies: 151
Views: 32620

And by the way, Bitter Dan is not the O.G. He's a freakin' poser! I'm the man.
by Bitterman
Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:15 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: This was my last burn
Replies: 151
Views: 32620

Gaw Damn! I thought I was a dick.
by Bitterman
Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:54 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Favorite Description of Burning Man ?
Replies: 135
Views: 31635

Spring Break 2007 ya'll!!!
by Bitterman
Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:16 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: This one time, at Burning Man...
Replies: 12
Views: 3319

What the hell is this BitterDan crap? I'm BitterMan! I'm the original O.G.! Don't listen to this cynical bastard, he's an imposter I tellz ya!
by Bitterman
Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:13 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Best & Worst Volunteer Experiences At Burning Man
Replies: 48
Views: 15106

Volunteering my time and my art and going up on the previous Saturday to set up because it's "manditory" because you're on Esplanade and then being stuck in the F-ing "D" lot for S I X hours all because we didn't have a freaking barcode that was never sent to us in the first place via some crazy gli...
by Bitterman
Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Who has the right to fundraise?
Replies: 64
Views: 14700

A.M - that was as fine a response as i could have hoped to read - thanks. there are so many bm-related advertised shows here in reno alone, that it starts to boggle the mind - i just dont see how harm can really be done by internet(s) style promotion. I've seen many an out-of-town bm-related (hosted...
by Bitterman
Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:46 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Who has the right to fundraise?
Replies: 64
Views: 14700

Who has the right to fundraise?

Curious as to other lurkers opinions re: who feels that they hold the bouncer status as to who can hold a fundraiser for their camp / project, making a mere mention (or not in some cases) of the BM-tag, and who cant? ex: "Camp who gives a fuck brc 2007 fundraiser" - acceptable? no? Sf camps ok, but ...
by Bitterman
Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:28 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: FRIDAY 02/02/2007 - Club VERBOTEN - FUNDRAISER - RENO
Replies: 4
Views: 1192

FRIDAY 02/02/2007 - Club VERBOTEN - FUNDRAISER - RENO

THIS FRIDAY 02/02/2007 RENO @ THE SATELLITE BAR - 188 CALIFORNIA AVE. 21+ - FIVE BUCKS- CLUB VERBOTEN IS CO-HOSTING AN EVENING OF DEPECHE MODE, SIMILAR TO THE VERY POPULAR DM NIGHT HOSTED IN BRC BY C.V. THE FUNDS RAISED GO TOWARDS THE "PEOPLES TRANSPORT" BEING CONSTRUCTED FOR BRC 07. I DONT CARE IF ...
by Bitterman
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:04 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Get off your fat ass
Replies: 7
Views: 1335

No. I will not give up my television. It makes everything better. It frees me from the unpleasantness of thought. It always tells the truth. It tells me what to consume. It tells me what to eat /drink / wear / drive and buy. Sometimes they even show *funny* caricatures of sickness, which is of cours...
by Bitterman
Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:05 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Britney's Crotch seeks members
Replies: 125
Views: 40705

so as much as it *pains* me to disagree with the Ranger Genius, I must champion the "piece de resistance" as: "A crotch in the hand is worth two in the bush" I'll crawl back into my Roaring Crotch now, as soon as I find my Haversack Crotch.........which is probably with the Doyenne Crotch even now. bm
by Bitterman
Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:28 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Britney's Crotch seeks members
Replies: 125
Views: 40705

bah-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tears in my eye, people,
tears in my eye............

and please, no playa crotch this year, i'm still chafed from 2003........


COMMODE-CROTCH, signing of
bm
by Bitterman
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:39 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Britney's Crotch seeks members
Replies: 125
Views: 40705

NEW RIDERS OF THE PURPLE CROTCH CROTCH ONE, PARENTING ZERO SPOILED STUPID CROTCH VIDEO PLAYSET (SP REF) TECHNICAL ITCH-CROTCH IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY CROTCH CROTCH-ROT '06 -(IE:"I THINK WEE SHOULD ALL HAVE FAITH IN OUR PRESIDENT" CROTCH) HYPERTHYROIDISM CROTCH "I PAID FOR K-FEDS ALBUM, AND ALL I GOT ...
by Bitterman
Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:10 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: EXODUS
Replies: 78
Views: 17773

oh, 9 hours for personal truck from anxious to pavement 7 hours for panel van - which is our main supply truck - extra full of "extra" trash bags from around our camp - wheres my dump fees, bitches? thats what i cant stand about the post burn - sh!t everywhere - the portas had fuckin uneaten-still-i...

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