Here's my boss's contribution:
I saw a young lady on the Playa
I commented, "If you're willing, I'll try ya."
She nodded her head
We wound up in bed
Oh, my, oh my, oh Maya!
We obviously had too much time on our hands today.
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- Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:32 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
- Replies: 296
- Views: 65892
- Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:58 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
- Replies: 296
- Views: 65892
Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
There once was a burner from the west coast
Who bragged she'd had intercourse with a ghost,
At the height of orgasm said the pale ectoplasm.
"I think I can feel it almost!"
Who bragged she'd had intercourse with a ghost,
At the height of orgasm said the pale ectoplasm.
"I think I can feel it almost!"
- Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:43 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: BACON!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 671
Re: BACON!
Forgive me all you vegans, but there is nothing, I repeat, nothing that tastes as good as bacon on the Playa. Except maybe watermelon.
- Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:24 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4362
Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
Thanks to Jordan I finally have a picture of the Dragon Wagon on The Playa.
- Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:53 pm
- Forum: 2014 Theme Camps
- Topic: Forming new northwest camp
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1439
Forming new northwest camp
I missed 2013, but am already thinking about next year. I know from reading eplaya that there are lots of creative northwesterners out there. I had a theme camp of virgins from all over the world last year for which I supplied most of the camp structures. Turned our RV into a dragon for our first tw...
- Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:28 pm
- Forum: Leave No Trace
- Topic: Used rebar - what should I do with it?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 4405
Re: Used rebar - what should I do with it?
If you're talking about regular rebar, make it into Burning Man stakes. Don't know why you wouldn't want to save them for next year. Also wonder why folks knock the candy canes. They prevent injury and you can pull one out with the crook of the other.
- Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:29 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Live from Burning Man!
- Replies: 55
- Views: 5390
Re: Live from Burning Man!
Hey, Captain. Thanks for the daily updates. Had a knee replacement this year and couldn't make it so have enjoyed your stories. Great effort on your vehicle. I see you helped another Northwesterner on the Playa. Good for you. Hope you don't get bogged down in the mud, and have a safe trip home.
- Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:20 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Video I captured of "The Man" burning 2013
- Replies: 2
- Views: 499
Re: Video I captured of "The Man" burning 2013
Wow. Thanks for giving us folks who couldn't make it this year a chance to see it. Great video!
- Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:41 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Last minute panic thread
- Replies: 129
- Views: 12139
Re: Last minute panic thread
What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What ...
- Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:31 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4362
Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
Since we're on the subject of being non-judgmental, I think you non-RV folks need to know it's possible to get into the spirit of Burning Man even in a RV. Furthermore, on the subject of being judgmental, I was a virgin the year I created it and it was assembled by a theme camp of virgins from all o...
- Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:20 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4362
Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
Second picture shows The Bizarre Bazaar and Kazbah also.
- Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:16 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4362
Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
This is a photo of our motor home at a trial run at Gemini Party here in the Willamette Valley. Picture turned out better than at Burning Man where we recreated the dragon.
- Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:55 pm
- Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
- Topic: Undercity art and theme camp Quest
- Replies: 7
- Views: 5610
Re: Undercity art and theme camp Quest
Hey, you could send them to find some sort of outfit in our Bizarre Bazaar, or to take a picture with our dragon We have a whole camp of newbies and it would be great to get them involved. I'm located in Fantasyland. We're shooting for 2;30 and J, but I'll register the camp in the computer if you do...
- Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:21 pm
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Playa Impulse Buys
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4752
Re: Playa Impulse Buys
OMG There is just no more room. If I can get the rest of the dragon in the motor home it will be completely full. If I get over the mountains with the weight it will be a miracle. Food will be the only items I can be impulsive about. Bacon, bacon, and more bacon. I fear the inspectors will not even ...
- Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:47 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 5730
Re: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
Just a quick note before we all take off to invite you all to come to Fantasyland, in the general location of 2:30 and Jasmine to shop at our Bizarre Bazaar. We shop all year to find all the best in Playa attire and we offer it all at no charge. Come early for the best selection. We've added jewelry...
- Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:10 pm
- Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
- Topic: 2:00 & 10:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012
- Replies: 58
- Views: 48749
Re: 2:00 & 10:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012
Fantasyland would like to set up at 2:30 and Jasmine. I heard there was a map somewhere we could sign up. We were not pre-registered as a theme camp, so are not assigned. Can we sign up in advance anywhere?
- Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:35 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: A point of clarification to you hippies and newbies
- Replies: 80
- Views: 9905
Re: A point of clarification to you hippies and newbies
It seems to me that those talking about people helping themselves to food and underestimating newbies are forgetting the Principle of Inclusion. Don't just go to Burning Man, live it!
- Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:24 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Whatever happened to the Playa Chicken?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1379
Re: Whatever happened to the Playa Chicken?
I don't know, but he must have left all his feathers last year 'cuz they won't allow any in this year.
- Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:47 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 5730
Re: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
Well. we're less than two weeks out, so I started thinking about the poor person who has to inspect my filled from stem to stern motor home. The following poem is addressed to the inspectors: Please, inspectors, have mercy on me, I'm just trying to be self-sufficient. you see. I may have packed the ...
- Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:12 pm
- Forum: Bikes & Transportation
- Topic: Scooters on the Playa
- Replies: 4
- Views: 701
Scooters on the Playa
I'm having trouble finding the rules for scooters, both electric and gas. I understand that they must be the stand up type. Are gas powered ones legal? Do they need to be registered? I'm sure the rules must be posted somewhere if you would be kind enough to direct me, I would appreciate it. Thanx. M...
- Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:21 am
- Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
- Topic: Varm Danish Guy Need A Camp ;-)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1003
Re: Varm Danish Guy Need A Camp ;-)
Fantasyland is still accepting campers. PM me and I'll fill you in.
- Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:21 pm
- Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
- Topic: August ticket sale...details anywhere?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3921
Re: August ticket sale...details anywhere?
It helps to get it extra crispy.
- Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:35 am
- Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
- Topic: How to exchange tickets??
- Replies: 1
- Views: 711
How to exchange tickets??
I have the opportunity to buy two tickets. Could you please tell me what is involved in a transfer? He has hard tickets and it will be done face to face. Thanks.
- Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:55 pm
- Forum: Bikes & Transportation
- Topic: ARRIVAL
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1966
Re: ARRIVAL
I am determined to make this years' lines a party. I mean, really, if I'm going to be stuck in a line for eight hours, I think it's stupid to not start partying then and there. How about a thread suggesting great ways to pass the time? Mama
- Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:40 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 5730
Re: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
The Dragon Wagon took a test flight to a loosely connected BM-type party called the Gemini Party here in the Willamette Valley in Oregon, and made the front page. If anyone is interested in seeing more pictures of the Dragon Wagon, go to Statesman Journal.com and look up Gemini Party. (Sorry, not en...
- Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:10 pm
- Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
- Topic: One Item for BM a Day (2010-2012)
- Replies: 7096
- Views: 569465
Re: One Item for BM a Day
Sorry, folks, if you're not already doing something every day to get ready for the Burn, you are not truly living it. Today alone, I waged a battle with a mouse who thought he was going to join me. No pets on the Playa, snap! I s[ray painted the clothes rack for the Bizarre Bazaar. I worked on gifti...
- Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:26 pm
- Forum: Building Camps & Villages
- Topic: Note to newbies: Start to prepare NOW
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1280
Note to newbies: Start to prepare NOW
All first years take heed, You need to start now! Get your rebar ready or at least some serious stakes. Hunt garage sales and thrift shops for used water containers or start saving and cleaning milk jugs. Stock up on baby wipes. Stock up on some sort of lights to light up your camp at night. If you ...
- Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:08 pm
- Forum: Building Camps & Villages
- Topic: finding last minute camp
- Replies: 4
- Views: 968
Re: finding last minute camp
Dragon Wagon/ Fantasyland is still accepting helpful campers. We could use some muscles for dragon building. See post under theme camps.
- Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:33 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?
- Replies: 49
- Views: 9585
Re: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?
Hippie: Flower Power
Burner: Solar Shower
Burner: Solar Shower
- Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:14 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?
- Replies: 49
- Views: 9585
Re: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?
Hippies: LSD
Burners: LNT
Burners: LNT