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by mamasharon
Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49882

Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Here's my boss's contribution:
I saw a young lady on the Playa
I commented, "If you're willing, I'll try ya."
She nodded her head
We wound up in bed

Oh, my, oh my, oh Maya!

We obviously had too much time on our hands today.
by mamasharon
Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49882

Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

There once was a burner from the west coast
Who bragged she'd had intercourse with a ghost,


At the height of orgasm said the pale ectoplasm.
"I think I can feel it almost!"
by mamasharon
Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: BACON!
Replies: 4
Views: 421

Re: BACON!

Forgive me all you vegans, but there is nothing, I repeat, nothing that tastes as good as bacon on the Playa. Except maybe watermelon.
by mamasharon
Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:24 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
Replies: 27
Views: 2754

Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs

Thanks to Jordan I finally have a picture of the Dragon Wagon on The Playa.
by mamasharon
Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:53 pm
Forum: 2014 Theme Camps
Topic: Forming new northwest camp
Replies: 4
Views: 1024

Forming new northwest camp

I missed 2013, but am already thinking about next year. I know from reading eplaya that there are lots of creative northwesterners out there. I had a theme camp of virgins from all over the world last year for which I supplied most of the camp structures. Turned our RV into a dragon for our first tw...
by mamasharon
Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:28 pm
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Used rebar - what should I do with it?
Replies: 13
Views: 1767

Re: Used rebar - what should I do with it?

If you're talking about regular rebar, make it into Burning Man stakes. Don't know why you wouldn't want to save them for next year. Also wonder why folks knock the candy canes. They prevent injury and you can pull one out with the crook of the other.
by mamasharon
Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:29 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Live from Burning Man!
Replies: 55
Views: 3170

Re: Live from Burning Man!

Hey, Captain. Thanks for the daily updates. Had a knee replacement this year and couldn't make it so have enjoyed your stories. Great effort on your vehicle. I see you helped another Northwesterner on the Playa. Good for you. Hope you don't get bogged down in the mud, and have a safe trip home.
by mamasharon
Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:20 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Video I captured of "The Man" burning 2013
Replies: 2
Views: 330

Re: Video I captured of "The Man" burning 2013

Wow. Thanks for giving us folks who couldn't make it this year a chance to see it. Great video!
by mamasharon
Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:41 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Last minute panic thread
Replies: 129
Views: 5272

Re: Last minute panic thread

What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What am I forgetting What ...
by mamasharon
Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:31 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
Replies: 27
Views: 2754

Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs

Since we're on the subject of being non-judgmental, I think you non-RV folks need to know it's possible to get into the spirit of Burning Man even in a RV. Furthermore, on the subject of being judgmental, I was a virgin the year I created it and it was assembled by a theme camp of virgins from all o...
by mamasharon
Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:20 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
Replies: 27
Views: 2754

Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs

Second picture shows The Bizarre Bazaar and Kazbah also.
by mamasharon
Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:16 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Non Judgmental Post about RVs
Replies: 27
Views: 2754

Re: Non Judgmental Post about RVs

dragon.JPG


This is a photo of our motor home at a trial run at Gemini Party here in the Willamette Valley. Picture turned out better than at Burning Man where we recreated the dragon.
by mamasharon
Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:55 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Undercity art and theme camp Quest
Replies: 7
Views: 2603

Re: Undercity art and theme camp Quest

Hey, you could send them to find some sort of outfit in our Bizarre Bazaar, or to take a picture with our dragon We have a whole camp of newbies and it would be great to get them involved. I'm located in Fantasyland. We're shooting for 2;30 and J, but I'll register the camp in the computer if you do...
by mamasharon
Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:21 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Playa Impulse Buys
Replies: 24
Views: 3695

Re: Playa Impulse Buys

OMG There is just no more room. If I can get the rest of the dragon in the motor home it will be completely full. If I get over the mountains with the weight it will be a miracle. Food will be the only items I can be impulsive about. Bacon, bacon, and more bacon. I fear the inspectors will not even ...
by mamasharon
Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:47 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
Replies: 36
Views: 4352

Re: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice

Just a quick note before we all take off to invite you all to come to Fantasyland, in the general location of 2:30 and Jasmine to shop at our Bizarre Bazaar. We shop all year to find all the best in Playa attire and we offer it all at no charge. Come early for the best selection. We've added jewelry...
by mamasharon
Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:10 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: 2:00 & 10:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012
Replies: 58
Views: 40571

Re: 2:00 & 10:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012

Fantasyland would like to set up at 2:30 and Jasmine. I heard there was a map somewhere we could sign up. We were not pre-registered as a theme camp, so are not assigned. Can we sign up in advance anywhere?
by mamasharon
Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:35 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: A point of clarification to you hippies and newbies
Replies: 80
Views: 6666

Re: A point of clarification to you hippies and newbies

It seems to me that those talking about people helping themselves to food and underestimating newbies are forgetting the Principle of Inclusion. Don't just go to Burning Man, live it!
by mamasharon
Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:24 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Whatever happened to the Playa Chicken?
Replies: 7
Views: 1143

Re: Whatever happened to the Playa Chicken?

I don't know, but he must have left all his feathers last year 'cuz they won't allow any in this year.
by mamasharon
Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:47 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
Replies: 36
Views: 4352

Re: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice

Well. we're less than two weeks out, so I started thinking about the poor person who has to inspect my filled from stem to stern motor home. The following poem is addressed to the inspectors: Please, inspectors, have mercy on me, I'm just trying to be self-sufficient. you see. I may have packed the ...
by mamasharon
Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:12 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Scooters on the Playa
Replies: 4
Views: 443

Scooters on the Playa

I'm having trouble finding the rules for scooters, both electric and gas. I understand that they must be the stand up type. Are gas powered ones legal? Do they need to be registered? I'm sure the rules must be posted somewhere if you would be kind enough to direct me, I would appreciate it. Thanx. M...
by mamasharon
Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:21 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Varm Danish Guy Need A Camp ;-)
Replies: 4
Views: 587

Re: Varm Danish Guy Need A Camp ;-)

Fantasyland is still accepting campers. PM me and I'll fill you in.
by mamasharon
Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:21 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: August ticket sale...details anywhere?
Replies: 26
Views: 2722

Re: August ticket sale...details anywhere?

It helps to get it extra crispy.
by mamasharon
Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:35 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: How to exchange tickets??
Replies: 1
Views: 386

How to exchange tickets??

I have the opportunity to buy two tickets. Could you please tell me what is involved in a transfer? He has hard tickets and it will be done face to face. Thanks.
by mamasharon
Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:55 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: ARRIVAL
Replies: 14
Views: 1361

Re: ARRIVAL

I am determined to make this years' lines a party. I mean, really, if I'm going to be stuck in a line for eight hours, I think it's stupid to not start partying then and there. How about a thread suggesting great ways to pass the time? Mama
by mamasharon
Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:40 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice
Replies: 36
Views: 4352

Re: The Epic of MamaSharon's Virgin Year With Newbie Advice

The Dragon Wagon took a test flight to a loosely connected BM-type party called the Gemini Party here in the Willamette Valley in Oregon, and made the front page. If anyone is interested in seeing more pictures of the Dragon Wagon, go to Statesman Journal.com and look up Gemini Party. (Sorry, not en...
by mamasharon
Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:10 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: One Item for BM a Day (2010-2012)
Replies: 7096
Views: 375308

Re: One Item for BM a Day

Sorry, folks, if you're not already doing something every day to get ready for the Burn, you are not truly living it. Today alone, I waged a battle with a mouse who thought he was going to join me. No pets on the Playa, snap! I s[ray painted the clothes rack for the Bizarre Bazaar. I worked on gifti...
by mamasharon
Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:26 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Note to newbies: Start to prepare NOW
Replies: 7
Views: 891

Note to newbies: Start to prepare NOW

All first years take heed, You need to start now! Get your rebar ready or at least some serious stakes. Hunt garage sales and thrift shops for used water containers or start saving and cleaning milk jugs. Stock up on baby wipes. Stock up on some sort of lights to light up your camp at night. If you ...
by mamasharon
Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:08 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: finding last minute camp
Replies: 4
Views: 632

Re: finding last minute camp

Dragon Wagon/ Fantasyland is still accepting helpful campers. We could use some muscles for dragon building. See post under theme camps.
by mamasharon
Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:33 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?
Replies: 49
Views: 6321

Re: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?

Hippie: Flower Power
Burner: Solar Shower
by mamasharon
Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:14 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?
Replies: 49
Views: 6321

Re: What is the Difference between Hippy and a Burner?

Hippies: LSD

Burners: LNT

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