Here's my boss's contribution:
I saw a young lady on the Playa
I commented, "If you're willing, I'll try ya."
She nodded her head
We wound up in bed

Oh, my, oh my, oh Maya!

We obviously had too much time on our hands today.

There once was a burner from the west coast
Who bragged she'd had intercourse with a ghost,


At the height of orgasm said the pale ectoplasm.
"I think I can feel it almost!"

Forgive me all you vegans, but there is nothing, I repeat, nothing that tastes as good as bacon on the Playa. Except maybe watermelon.

Thanks to Jordan I finally have a picture of the Dragon Wagon on The Playa.

I missed 2013, but am already thinking about next year. I know from reading eplaya that there are lots of creative northwesterners out there. I had a theme camp of virgins from all over the world last year for which I supplied most of the camp structures. Turned our RV into a dragon for our first tw...

If you're talking about regular rebar, make it into Burning Man stakes. Don't know why you wouldn't want to save them for next year. Also wonder why folks knock the candy canes. They prevent injury and you can pull one out with the crook of the other.

Hey, Captain. Thanks for the daily updates. Had a knee replacement this year and couldn't make it so have enjoyed your stories. Great effort on your vehicle. I see you helped another Northwesterner on the Playa. Good for you. Hope you don't get bogged down in the mud, and have a safe trip home.

Wow. Thanks for giving us folks who couldn't make it this year a chance to see it. Great video!

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Since we're on the subject of being non-judgmental, I think you non-RV folks need to know it's possible to get into the spirit of Burning Man even in a RV. Furthermore, on the subject of being judgmental, I was a virgin the year I created it and it was assembled by a theme camp of virgins from all o...

Second picture shows The Bizarre Bazaar and Kazbah also.

This is a photo of our motor home at a trial run at Gemini Party here in the Willamette Valley. Picture turned out better than at Burning Man where we recreated the dragon.

Hey, you could send them to find some sort of outfit in our Bizarre Bazaar, or to take a picture with our dragon We have a whole camp of newbies and it would be great to get them involved. I'm located in Fantasyland. We're shooting for 2;30 and J, but I'll register the camp in the computer if you do...

OMG There is just no more room. If I can get the rest of the dragon in the motor home it will be completely full. If I get over the mountains with the weight it will be a miracle. Food will be the only items I can be impulsive about. Bacon, bacon, and more bacon. I fear the inspectors will not even ...

Just a quick note before we all take off to invite you all to come to Fantasyland, in the general location of 2:30 and Jasmine to shop at our Bizarre Bazaar. We shop all year to find all the best in Playa attire and we offer it all at no charge. Come early for the best selection. We've added jewelry...

Fantasyland would like to set up at 2:30 and Jasmine. I heard there was a map somewhere we could sign up. We were not pre-registered as a theme camp, so are not assigned. Can we sign up in advance anywhere?

It seems to me that those talking about people helping themselves to food and underestimating newbies are forgetting the Principle of Inclusion. Don't just go to Burning Man, live it!

I don't know, but he must have left all his feathers last year 'cuz they won't allow any in this year.

Well. we're less than two weeks out, so I started thinking about the poor person who has to inspect my filled from stem to stern motor home. The following poem is addressed to the inspectors: Please, inspectors, have mercy on me, I'm just trying to be self-sufficient. you see. I may have packed the ...

I'm having trouble finding the rules for scooters, both electric and gas. I understand that they must be the stand up type. Are gas powered ones legal? Do they need to be registered? I'm sure the rules must be posted somewhere if you would be kind enough to direct me, I would appreciate it. Thanx. M...

Fantasyland is still accepting campers. PM me and I'll fill you in.

It helps to get it extra crispy.

I have the opportunity to buy two tickets. Could you please tell me what is involved in a transfer? He has hard tickets and it will be done face to face. Thanks.

I am determined to make this years' lines a party. I mean, really, if I'm going to be stuck in a line for eight hours, I think it's stupid to not start partying then and there. How about a thread suggesting great ways to pass the time? Mama

The Dragon Wagon took a test flight to a loosely connected BM-type party called the Gemini Party here in the Willamette Valley in Oregon, and made the front page. If anyone is interested in seeing more pictures of the Dragon Wagon, go to Statesman Journal.com and look up Gemini Party. (Sorry, not en...

Sorry, folks, if you're not already doing something every day to get ready for the Burn, you are not truly living it. Today alone, I waged a battle with a mouse who thought he was going to join me. No pets on the Playa, snap! I s[ray painted the clothes rack for the Bizarre Bazaar. I worked on gifti...

All first years take heed, You need to start now! Get your rebar ready or at least some serious stakes. Hunt garage sales and thrift shops for used water containers or start saving and cleaning milk jugs. Stock up on baby wipes. Stock up on some sort of lights to light up your camp at night. If you ...

Dragon Wagon/ Fantasyland is still accepting helpful campers. We could use some muscles for dragon building. See post under theme camps.

Hippie: Flower Power
Burner: Solar Shower

Hippies: LSD

Burners: LNT