I only knew one and he was driven to SF by Katrina. Anyone still down here?

Ok I've been contemplating the sit/stand argument. I was in fact a fairly early arriver to the burn, but 5 rows back and 5'2" I couldn't see anything when everyone was standing in front of me, and I was indeed one of the yellers. But after reading the arguments here I have a solution. To recap, if e...