A bike theft camp might bring some awareness. Could also do a bootleg sting operation, with GPS-tracked bikes, and the camp's "bike police" hunting down the perpetrators. Might get the Rangers and LE focused on the issue, if only to avoid the problems they see with the camp. Their lack of doing the...

...Which would keep the honest people honest, and perhaps discourage casual theft, or encourage carrying a Leatherman to clip off ID tags.

A bike theft camp might bring some awareness. Could also do a bootleg sting operation, with GPS-tracked bikes, and the camp's "bike police" hunting down the perpetrators. Might get the Rangers and LE focused on the issue, if only to avoid the problems they see with the camp. Their lack of doing the ...

It should be noted that all confessions to the Minister will be strictly private and confidential. Also, the sacramental red wine served will have no alcohol content, and the camp will be chock full of fluffy little kittens.

I put the placed camps list into a spreadsheet and counted 658 placed camps. 130 rejected camps means that about 1/6 of the total camp submissions were rejected. That's pretty steep. Those are the stats for the NUMBER of camps. It would be nice to know the AREA of the camps that were placed, and th...

I don't really understand the bias against camps where a core team of 10-20 people builds a structure that is shared and enjoyed by 100+ campers, who are contributing a wide range of other things to our camp and to BRC in general. Having help with their personal shelter/shade could mean that they s...

theCryptofishist wrote:Check your camp here.

THANK YOU!!! for the link.

oneeyeddick wrote:what would make a better Burning Man to you, if we all dressed up like Mad max and slept under the great wide open ?

Frack no! We should all sleep under our cars; that morning sun sucks.

BTW, RVs suck. Did that one year. Not the same experience. Never again.

Bedroom camps? You mean villages like Hushville? Larger camps that appear to be blossoming bedroom communities that are simply adding space to accommodate more campers, but no more interactivity have become very difficult for us to place. OK, so the term they used was bedroom "communities," but tha...

I suspect that the primary criteria was the RATIO of public interaction space and activity to the gross size requested. They could have increased the reserved area to place all the camps, but that might let some "bedroom" camps in with more space than they could otherwise command. Also, if only 70% ...

NO GLITTER! you try and pick that shit up off the playa. What? I've already made mine. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/344285131_5ee72d3ce0.jpg Super extra beads and sequins, so it'll be extra sparkly in the playa sun! And a little bag of glitter, to blow on people so they feel as pretty as I wi...

1% wolves, 1% sheepdogs 98% sheep. the best wolves used to be sheepdogs, the best sheepdogs used to be wolves. the sheep dont care, they're too busy eating and bleating to notice that the wolves are picking them off, one by one. the sheepdogs never get any rest, or any thanks, but at the end of the...

1% wolves, 1% sheepdogs 98% sheep. the best wolves used to be sheepdogs, the best sheepdogs used to be wolves. the sheep dont care, they're too busy eating and bleating to notice that the wolves are picking them off, one by one. the sheepdogs never get any rest, or any thanks, but at the end of the...

I hate hate.

Jedis, zombies, drunks..."a man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her." Unconditional love is another way of saying that you no longer have any expectations of the relationship - you cannot be disappointed. You have given up on getting anything out of the relationship, which c...

The Drifter wrote:Great, now everyone on earth is staring at my blue lightsaber.

As I recall that was HER lightsaber that SHE put between YOUR legs.

Would the lady care to indulge with me in a moonlight imbathe in nectared lavers strewed with asphodel and rancid swine flesh? ...as long as I get the brains. Bacon AND poeticisms? I need a few minutes alone. Apparently he knows the secret... http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs179.snc1/...

i REALLY wish someone had told me this 13 years ago. Don't let him fool you, Simon. Most of the "hot chicks" he has found at the Burn were chicks he or I brought with. :roll: There goes my "Don Juan of the Fossilized Fish Shit" reputation.... sigh. At least it was a hot chick that had her light sab...

Simon of the Playa wrote:

the only reason to go to Burning Man is to meet hot chicks.....

i REALLY wish someone had told me this 13 years ago.

Don't let him fool you, Simon. Most of the "hot chicks" he has found at the Burn were chicks he or I brought with.

As in my case, The Apokiliptika has laid claim. Kristi is in extensive training for the Interrogation Squad. Thanks for the update. (I would hate to have to read this whole thread.) Your vehicle looks of interest, but seems best viewed at night. I'll plan on dropping by... You will recognize me - I...

blueniteowl wrote:Edit, for christ sakes I need edit!

I always wondered why this thread was so long....

PS - Nice avatar. Are those your real legs?

So, KK, did you ever find a home for BM'05?

I keep thinking about how cool it would be if -- picture a queen bee at the center of her hive -- someone (Kristy or Iso or Don Muerto or whoever) would become the center of a giant fuck fractal expanding out in all directions across the playa. Like the Porn Clowns' famous daisy chain only much, mu...

vividvortex wrote:i just got a junk email with the sender being kristy kreme "unlimited access for five dollars" same person?

Sounds like a deal to me, as long as it's real and not virtual.

They're havin' virtual sex. They're eatin' virtual food.
No wonder these puppets are always in a lousy mood.

If you guys (and gals) don't believe KK, that's up to you. She sounds like a very interesting person. I just don't appreciate snowboarders. Perhaps allowances can be made; after all, the BM site is pretty flat. Her curves should add to quality of the terrain.

D Matrix wrote:Me = Alpine & Kirkwood

Cool. Me too. It's been a few years. Do they still keep the snowboarders away? (Hope against hope...)

For the SLC basin, my favorite is Alta. All the SLC places are closer than Denver or Tahoe.