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by Woodrow
Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

The Spirit of Burning Man is to add what you can... and I was just trying to... uh... add a little... uh....

Nevermind...
by Woodrow
Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

It's happened before....
by Woodrow
Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

Someplace warm, dark, and moist... I hope....
by Woodrow
Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

Thanks Fishy.... chocolate good.... Wheeee!!!
by Woodrow
Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

We're just in for a quickie... and we're outta' here!
by Woodrow
Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Gung Hay Fat Choy!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 2695

rodent wrote:YAY!!! It's the year of the COCK!!!
WHEEEEEE!!! My favorite.... maybe I'll get some this year...
by Woodrow
Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Note To Self
Replies: 309
Views: 64870

Rian Jackson wrote:NTS: When you're going to spend three hours working hard at the gym in one night, make sure it's when you have someone around to massage your inner thighs afterwards.
YIKES! Another visual.... I like this one, though.... WHEEEEEEEEE!
by Woodrow
Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:28 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

theCryptofishist wrote:Something strong, stiff and mixed with the waters of Lethe.
What does anyone ever want in this bar?
I'd give you some Fishy, but after drinking some myself I forgot where I put it...
by Woodrow
Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Note To Self
Replies: 309
Views: 64870

YIKES!!

NTS: Shrink up whenever possible.... hide when necessary....
by Woodrow
Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

ME TOO!!!!
by Woodrow
Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Two Words!
Replies: 167
Views: 33809

I CAN!!
by Woodrow
Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:07 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

sparkletarte wrote:They don't move at all. They are painted in thick coats all the way around. Not even a tiny budge of movement. But when they do, I'll try that wax trick.
Jasco.... good for what ails your windows...
by Woodrow
Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

buckethead alien wrote:Oh, and Giggs, under no circumstances are you allowed to register Talking Penis as one of your socks.
... Wait a minute...
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Your Holy War
Replies: 23
Views: 6576

Type: The Big Bang
Target: All the ladies on the Eplaya! Wheeeeeeee!!!!
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Do you have a drug problem?
Replies: 63
Views: 19419

WOW! It's great to meet a fellow prick.... a very forceful one, too!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
by Woodrow
Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Drama of the Day!
Replies: 86
Views: 15280

....not that much... couple o' gallons... there's lot's more where that came from... my volume is bigger than it seems....
by Woodrow
Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Drama of the Day!
Replies: 86
Views: 15280

Rian Jackson wrote:you gals have penii?

oh, i get it, ones that you chopped off of boys who didn't make the grade.

oh, god, that's woodrow, isn't it???
....now THAT'S drama....
by Woodrow
Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Drama of the Day!
Replies: 86
Views: 15280

Sam, you rancid piece of rejected oversized vermin flesh! Why don't you let me out anymore, you never take me anywhere fun, you selfish cretinish, dog breathed, overstuffed bag of guts! If it wasn't for me you would just lie around doing nothing.... nothing! do you hear me... the only exercize you ...
by Woodrow
Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Lower Level Review
Replies: 280
Views: 50760

... Do I look like his real penis?....
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 378820

Execution... like, being hung? I'M THERE!!!!
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: MAX HEADROOM IS GOD
Replies: 18
Views: 4208

... did somebody say "Touch"? TOUCH ME!!!.....
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?..................
Replies: 65
Views: 11660

... I crossed the road one time, stuck in a chicken... ask Sam, he know's more about it than I do....
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Need Costume Help: I want to be a puffer fish!
Replies: 13
Views: 6073

... did somebody say "Fluffer"? ....
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17278
Views: 2482849

...Did somebody say "Fuck!".?.... 'Cause, I'm your boy!
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 378820

stuart wrote:I confess that I am sorry you spent part of your free time at lunch thinking about my cockeyed analogy
... Hey, I get cockeyed now and then... wanna' see my cockeye? Huh!? Do ya'??....
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

...1400!! Makes me want to shake someones hand... or have someone's hand shake me....
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Stupid Work Annoyances
Replies: 583
Views: 90756

....Yeah, I like ladies that work with their hands and their bodies... WHOOOO EEEEEEEEE!!!.........
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11357253

I got yer magic wand, RIGHT HERE!...Oh, and, nice ass, Stuie...
by Woodrow
Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Classical Music Lovers
Replies: 91
Views: 13712

naw.. rian... just strap a metronome close to your head... do they make headphones for those things yet?? you could get them for the electronic ones, i think. of course, the pendulum-y ones wouldn't work well under the circumstances, anyway. ...just turn them upside down and swing them back and for...
by Woodrow
Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I need a hug.
Replies: 175
Views: 21457

GuinivereElise wrote:Thanks sam... no, woodrow...
Hey! Don't talk to him, talk to me... and... uhhhhh... well... I promise to be good...

... real good! hee hee hee....

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