Thank U very much Sir. I appreciate it. :wink:

Anyone know how to make an Alabama Slammer?

Maybe I should apply...

Captain Goddammit's Grey Goose is great straight up 8) just like him.

has anyone seen that SEXY Captain Goddammit? It's time for his 3:00 spanking.

Shit... Uh, hiya Goddammette. Don't you look nice. Dyed your hair blonde, huh? * Sensei flies out door as Goddammette checks herself in her compact mirror * No... I had 2 of the Captain's high-octane margaritas, and all sorts of shit isn't the same anymore... you should see my [edited for decency]!

DVD Burner wrote:Ok y'all.......i'm sorry........i did'nt mean to get stupid........Can I get a ride home........please?............. :oops:

Sure sailor... I'll take you home...
Do you live around here often?

I'll have a glass of bitter sarcasm...

tisha2 wrote:heeheehee!!! How 'bout another Lemon Drop, baby? And when do we get to see an Avatar of your pretty face??

Well even the Captain doesn't appear in his avatar...

Sensei wrote:You shoulda seen Miss (Capt.) Goddammette last night. She hit on ME! It was disconcerting...

Disconcerting?!
You're not gay are you? I mean, you do dress nice...

HI, SENSY!!

Lydia Love wrote:So...
CG - tell us. What is it you like about the Captain?

Well... he's got these hazel-blue eyes... he's nice, he has a great sense of humor... but mainly, he makes killer margaritas. And he has a boat.

YES! Lemon drops! But they have to be made with real fresh-squeezed lemons, Grey Goose vodka, super-fine baker's sugar, and decent triple sec... the way the dreamy Captain makes them for me...

Has anyone seen the Captain tonight?
He's so dreamy...

O.K. ... Bye girls! I've had a wonderful evening! Gotta go home and take care of my man...

Captain Goddammit (my hero... he's so cute) has the Mac plumbed into the stereo and subwoofer... that link is soundin' great

Let me kiss it and make it better

There's only a ladies' room this evening... you'll have to hit the gas station down the block...

* hands skateboard to Captain Goddammette * Knock yourself out, Capt. And hey, a little less make-up next time, huh? With our complexions, the natural look works best, I think. Plus, you won't look as trashy. I don't want to go by myself... geez, some guys can't take a hint; what do I have to do, t...

Hey Sensy... can I have a ride on your skateboard?

glynda wrote:

tisha2 wrote: Yer more than welcome, Capn', as long as yer wearing a dress!!

what are you wearing, cap'n???[/quote]

The Captain is out somewhere, probably a bachelor party...

I have on a slinky black number with garters and heels... and a Captainette hat.

Hey, on ladies' night are drinks on the house for the ladies?
And no cover?
A margarita for me, blended... please... thank you so much, I needed that... keep that blender handy...