Phew! At least the filthy poors have to bring their own bikes and water and coffee. We wouldn’t want to inconvenience the parasite airport class, but fuck everybody else.

Buy a cheap tent from craigslist. One that completely zippers closed. Wax the zippers with bike chain wax (not grease). Cut an old sheet to fit the mesh openings of the tent, hot glue around the edges of the windows. close the zipper every time you leave the tent. Buy a second tent for storage. Slee...

I heard it is going to be hot. And dusty. And some nights will be cold. And dusty. There might also be wind.

Like all the other garbage dropped by wasted EDM zombies at Robot Heart/ Mayan Warrior, your earring got MOOPed by the volunteer clean-up crew after you shambled home at sunset to sleep it off until the following night's Default Celebrity DJ Set. But thanks for contributing.

The best time to leave Salt Lake City is immediately.

Yer kid is ruining my burn.

Buy your burn, virgins. #commodification is cool. Why waste time being self reliant wen you can buy a shower and ride off to chase Default celebrity DJs?

Grey water is simple: don’t create it. Bring only shelf stable food (cans of soup, Jerkey, crackers, cans of fruit, tuna, etc.). No fresh food means no dirty cooler water and no cooking water waste, and a five gallon bucket with a lid for your grey water (toothpaste spit, hot beer, soup dregs, etc.)...

Buy your burn, virgins! With this plug and play camp you can be free to chase Default celebrity DJs all night and still be fed and watered daily. Just bring your feather headdress. Best EDM Festival ever!

Also critical is a little ground cover just under and extending out from your tent. A cozy rug is nice for napping in the shade, but a tarp will do. This is where you take off your boots, drop your coat, untangle your necklaces, pour yourself a cocktail. These kinds of activities are messy in your t...

My two cents - if you’re good friends maybe have one tent for sleeping only, keeping it zipped closed and clean most of the time, and one tent for supplies. The supply tent would be where you come in wasted at 1 am looking for That OneThing, pouring through boxes or finding a handle of alcohol or ch...

I am very interest Camp Envy. Question do you provide showers? Traveling from Europe so would be needing vegan meal plan and RV share? Namaste

DJ Default Celebrity is scheduled to play after DJ Bucket List on Tuesday afternoon, but don’t miss the Beyoncé Hologram on the Doritos Mainstage brought to you by Google on Friday night at 11:00! Next to the Hotels.com Food Court. #YOLO

Oooh! I’m interested. But you have to promise me the grey and black water tanks will be totally full, all fresh water gone, and the whole thing trashed with dust and garbage. I want to make sure “my half” of the week is spent wallowing in your filth, before I get to detail clean the damn thing and r...

Camp Radical Self Reliance has an RV delivery service. Google them and get in touch.

Clothes: take fifty bucks to a thrift store and buy four shorts, five tank tops, one heavy winter coat (faux fur is nice), one pair of sweat pants, one broad brimmed hat, long johns top and bottom, and one warm beanie. No one will care what you’re wearing. Don’t waste money on costumes. If you can, ...

Every year I go to Ross or Marshall’s and buy a cheap pair of the thickest-soled running shoes I can find. Old tennis shoes tend to have flattened, but even a cheap pair will give you comfy support for a week. Think of it like walking and dancing and biking on cement 24 hours a day for a week. Get c...

You don’t need a camp. You ARE a camp. Bring something to share (shots! Pickles! Sharpie tattoos!). Set up a table outside your camp and put up a camp sign. Voila! You are a theme camp.

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Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:14 pm

Soooooo.............is it still out there?

HOW DARE YOU! Stop oppressing the billionaire EDM zone VIP dance party with simple, direct questions.

We saw it on Saturday or Sunday night during pre-event build, and our two bravest, fittest, dumbest straight boys climbed it. They came down pretty quickly with reports of doors opening and tires spinning. But damn, that piece was epic. The closest to old BM I’ve seen in few years.

And sadly, the limits of many people’s dreams begin and end with a sound system blaring shitty EDM. And Coachella feathers.

Well that’ll teach you.

I went the first year. It was yet another Ibiza-style EDM club. Boring. The second year it was unbearably more of the same. I didn’t bother this year. Burning Man is a place where you can conceive of, build, and destroy absolutely anything you can imagine, but more and more, people can only imagine ...

In other EDM news:

Shitting on the playa behind Mayan Warrior is the new pissing on the playa behind Robot Heart. Best music festival ever!

If I can’t Instagram live feed my dancing on Robot Heart, I will have wasted all this money on my feather headdress! The world needs to know how awesome I am RIGHT NOW! Please, god, somebody pay attention to me.

To find the EDM Default Celebrity DJ MainStage Zone (brought to you by MasterCard), simply follow the trail of feathers, sequins, glitter, discarded bicycles, and playa poop!

Ecothrift - an enormous and cheap thrift store off highway 99 on florin. Thrift town - almost as large, two locations. Google it. Prevues at 24th and K. Large selection of awesome vintage things, blinkers, hats, accessories. Pricier, and a bit boring and predictable (furry stuff, steampunk) but a on...

I’ve never heard of a seven person RV, but if it’s just you and three other people, a total of four strangers might not fill the grey water tank until Tuesday, assuming none of you are women who “need” to wash their hair or hands. So that’s a good start.

Just ran across a facespace post by a virgin who needs a ride from Oregon. He has been hired by BRTA to work as a paid chef, feeding the volunteers who ensure that Paris Hilton can fly in for an amazeballs befeathered Instagram post on her way back from Ibiza. A word of advice to those Commodificati...

Lots of decent food is available shelf-stable. Canned soups and chilis, canned fruit, beef jerky, crackers and peanut butter, canned or pouch tuna, nuts, granola, dried fruits. You dont need to spend a lot to get shelf stable food.